Thursday, June 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 9, 2014

#2 - Halle Berry said the most boring sex she ever had was with this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner.

Kevin Costner

38 comments:

SecretTorture said...

"He's just not that into you."

Candyland said...

Guys!!!! I got this one! I swear it's the first time EVA!

OneEyeCharlie said...

^5 Candyland!

Violet said...

Go Candy! He exudes boring sex vibes though.

FSP said...

The Postman did not deliver.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Nice job Candyland!

Tricia Shaw said...

Good job candy...
I wouldn't have guessed this......think I said BBthorton, even though they freaky freaky in that movie....she won oscar for it, anyoo. Nicely done

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I really can't stand that guy. I avoid movies with him in them.

Tricia Shaw said...

@FSP...snark of the day winner is you..
That was geeenious:)

Tricia Shaw said...

Monsters ball..BBT /HB film..pretty sue they knocked boots during it

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@ SecretTorture - luv what u said, prob true too.

sandybrook said...

Wtg Candy. Costner seems to be just boring in general.

Cocoa said...

o/\o Candyland!

Renoblondee said...

Yay Candy!

Candyland said...

Thanks folks! I think I came up with it by going to that who's dated who site...

And, yes, Costner seems like a stick in the mud who wouldn't put a lick of effort into it.

Cocoa said...

Anyone see his romp in the sack in Dances With Wolves? The definition of boring/ disappointing, right there.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay Candyland!!! Your frist! I'm just glad I could be here to see. Sniff

I sure hope that didn't sound creepy

Gossip-Monster said...

^5. Woohoo!

rajahcat said...

he shouldn't feel too bad

Halle prefers men with a lot of drama

or else she creates it herself..........

fancyscreenname said...

he seems like a boring lay...

Snootches said...

Remember his "appearance" in Truth or Dare? He tried to mack it to Madonna and she even thought he was a toolbag. Snoozefest!

Count Jerkula said...

Costner seems like the total Narcissist fuck, like the woman is just a masturbatory device. I would think that is as disappointing to women as a dead fish lay is to men.

bookjacket said...

I've mentioned here before that Premiere Magazine (the high-end Hatchette industry insider mag from the 80-90s)cited Costner and Ah-nuld as notorious for requiring hookers supplied to their trailers on every shoot. Probably encouraged him to be lazy.

Sherry said...

Absolutely Count. Except I can see HIM as the dead fish. You're doing all the work with superior and reverse cowgirl and meanwhile he's not even slappin' yo ass. Yawn!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Count, totally agree. He seems like he'd be all, "I'm the star, you're the f*er, do your job or there's the door." So full of himself and smarmy to boot.

@FSP

Count Jerkula said...

Really Sherry? I was thinking more the Patrick Bateman, looking at himself in the mirror the entire time, kinda M.O.

+ 1 on ass slappin.

AndrewBW said...

Kevin Costner is boredom personified.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

lol

nurysp said...

it was neat

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm unsure how Halle Berry would have looked at Costner for more than three seconds, yet been surprised at his soporific qualities in the sack.

That said, W'Hoo, because if her standards are that low, maybe I have a shot!

bunny honey said...

Halle, you so crazy!

Kevin, boooooooo!

Henriette said...

"Neat."

texas rose said...

Maybe sex without violence is boring for Halle.

kit said...

She clearly saw 'No Way Out' and thought it'd translated from the screen.

Clearly NOT.

MadLyb said...

He is probably one of those guys who keep asking you if you've had an orgasm.

Meauxelle said...

**ducking head** I liked him in Fandango and Bull Durham... **scrambles out**

gr8p said...

Andrew BWsaid: 'Kevin Costner is boredom personified'

I swear I laughed a full 20 minutes after reading that. HAHAHAHAHAHA

el80ne said...

@Snootches, yes yes yes! That's immediately what I thought of too. Madonna called him out 25 years ago in Truth or Dare on being a dullard and too boring to bother fucking. For her, that's saying something. She'd been around and could sense it, didn't have to go Halle's route.