Saturday, June 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 18, 2014

This C+ list mostly television actress offspring was really loud while having sex in that famous West Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. She had quite the crowd outside the door when she finished and had about ten people give her applause for her performance.

Rumer Willis

38 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sugarrrrrbread FTW!!!!

sandybrook said...

I really wouldn't mind hitting that or Scout as long as bags are wrapped tightly around their heads and their chins cant be seen.

MontanaMarriott said...

And in the "Men will screw anything that moves" category we have this BI, LOL

Seven of Eleven said...

I kind of feel bad for them. Dad is an a*hole, mom is a gorgeous druggie, and she did not hit the looks lottery.

Mama Bear said...

I guess someone had a potato head fetish?

MISCH said...

Her parents must be sooo proud.

TalksTooMuch said...

She has a great body, though, and apparently terrific vocal chords, so there's that

Hanwi said...

Gross.

Count Jerkula said...

Poor girl gotta catch dudes while the beer goggles are peaking and the lights are low.

Ari said...

Haha, I remember this blinds original post...

TalksTooMuch said...

I miss Leeky. Sigh

sandybrook said...

@TTM I thought she told you she would be back this week? :(

Procrastibator said...

We have ourselves a screamer. Obviously tatter tots need to overcompensate somehow. I bet he liked the way her massive chin nestled his balls.

TalksTooMuch said...

She said last weekend, but stuff happens, right?

sugarbread maker said...

Yeah

Procrastibator said...

Screamers are creamers.

sandybrook said...

True. Maybe soon.....

Jason Blue Eyes said...

That's the only applause she's likely to ever get.

teresa crane said...
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Procrastibator said...

+1.

Cary Gaul said...

PONIES

Zoe Cialite said...

Rumor has it she's loud.

auntliddy said...

Classy classy classy. Bet she took a bow too

Procrastibator said...

Lol Liddy! Encore! Encore!

StuffandNonsense said...

Ms Potato Head needs to get some too, don't ya know?

cowbulls said...

It seems to be a pattern that the less self confident a woman is the louder she is sexually.

Aoife said...

I'm still trying to get the image of her chin nestled in the man's balls out of my head.

Sylvia said...

Low self esteem.

Sylvia said...

Low self esteem.

Kloie said...

That's not even an awful photo of her. Demi looks worse, IMO.

parissucksliterally said...

Jason Blue Eyes, I just about spit out my water when I read your comment earlier! I can't log in from my phone for some reason. It says I am logged in, and then my comments don't post.

Sprink said...

Jason Blue Eyes, I was going to say those exact words! David Niven and Oscar streaker, right?

If you get the reference, we can be friends forever, you and I...

Habibti said...

How else would Rumer Willis ever get an applause? Definitely not by her 'acting'. Poor thing.

Brian said...

She must have been masturbating, because I really can't imagine anyone wanting to hit that.

Ramone Love said...

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Classless assholes.

Studio54 said...

I put her in the Kelly Osbourne zero talent, daughter of a celebrity, who has no talent to become a celebrity themselves. You can put her two sisters in there as well. The most vapid and useless Hollywood offers, but there are no takers for.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Who could ever forget?

Sprink said...

@Jason Blue Eyes, right, that's it. You're my Friend Forever, whether you like it or not.

What I particularly love is the way Niven is thoroughly unfazed by the first sighting, let alone composed enough to be so very Niven in his following comments.

Pure bloody class.