Monday, June 09, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 20, 2014

This B list foreign born female singer with some very famous friends was at the Elle Syle Awards. At one point during the night she was so drunk that she lifted her dress and revealed she was going commando. She then sat down on the lap of a married actor and said she wanted to see if he liked her. She did this right in front of the guy's wife.

Rita Ora

53 comments:

Froggy England said...

I'm sure the wife had nothing to worry about. Hubby would have to be seriously desperate to go near her.

Cleodacat said...

Classy

Renoblondee said...

I wish Enty would ignore her. She's a nobody.

Riven said...

How does one become a Professional Drunk? And can this one be fired?

derek harvey said...

Enty can we not just skip over February... Me vs. Tillie. Count vs. "Rosie da Pig" lol.....

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Renoblondee, I agree. There are a few names I just skip when I see them in a CDAN headline, and she's one of them. I also skip Lindsey Lohan stories and anything having to do with any Housewives of any city. On days when Enty selects these topics, I get a lot more work done.

Steampunk Jazz said...

So she was looking for a pole position...?

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm having trouble giving a shit about this creature. She slides right off my brain as if it were sprayed with pam.
^The use of the word "trouble" is both an over- and an under-statement.
"I can't ever remember anything about her except that she's trashy and I don't mind not giving a shit about anything she does" is more accurate.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I have to admit, that were it not for CDaN, I would have No Clue who she was.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Sadly, I think the old Atari game would be a better ride.

derek harvey said...

as one reader said I forget who---she looks like a frozen French fry with red lipstick! lol. and her music SUCKS

Sillygurl said...

Who got this?

Count Jerkula said...

Some broad, sans panties, sits on my lap, she's going to get a bill in the mail for having the snail trail scrubbed off my suit pants.

Jessica Larson said...

I've still not heard any of her songs.

The Real Dragon said...

There is more blinds of her yawn

Erin B said...

I've never heard her sing. I only know her from here & other sites as a professional skank.

Dingle Barry said...

NEXT irrelevant whore!

Shelly Shell said...

I can not be the only one who thinks she fug.

The wife was probably sitting back waiting to see what hubs would do, that's what I would do.

Tillie said...

What in the world are you talking about? I

Jessica Larson said...

She got the role of the younger sister in the 50 Shades movie, I think we are stuck with gossip about her for at least another year.

derek harvey said...

Rita Ora is an ICON!!! *TWIRL!!!!*

Dingle Barry said...

Shelly, Shelly, Shelly, Shell, she is SO FUG. I've always said that she should have never dumped Rob "Sock Mogul" K-man as she will live to regret it one day.

Steampunk Jazz said...

TNC, more like Pong, I'd say...
Bwahahaha

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

She performed at a Pride Festival this weekend and was air Pringle good.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

*surprisingly good*

(Air Pringle? Wth?)

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, that was the blind where we were trying foist Count onto Canada for sex rehab!

Sarah said...

Rita would be looking like Pennsyltucky if she sat on my guy's lap in front of me

sandybrook said...

Whatever tracks she has sung she f*cked for.

derek harvey said...

@K---was wondering---is that what the kids are saying? lol

OneEyeCharlie said...

This is going to be my new goto adjective, Kristin. "How was your prime rib, Sir?" "Why, it was Air Pringle good! My compliments o the chef"

xLux said...

Dont know why she is still famous..... Her music is generic...

Candyland said...

I know most of you hate on her and I agree she's a total tool, but her connections with Rob K., Jay Z, Biebs and the starlets certainly keep things interesting. Can't help but wonder who will fall prey to Hora next!

GatorGirl said...

She would be in for the beatdown of her life if she sat on my husband's lap! Gator don't play that!

Count Jerkula said...

@7: My affliction persists. Sometimes the withdrawals are nary noticeable, then the wrong broad will bend over and linger too long, ruining any progress I have made. I struggle to look away, but I'll get a glimpse of the lovely curves where top of thigh, buttcheek and asscrack come together and I feel the throbs of heartbeats in my taint and want to demolish what is hidden by those size 1 jeans, after I bask in the aromas and flavors for a few minutes. These urges can not be masturbated away. The only cure is the nectar of a woman.

I gotta get a side job to accumulate whore money.

Kat has left the building said...

I only know Rita Ora from here, and I still don't know exactly what she does except I do love seeing her clothes. She was on Watch What Happens Live a few weeks ago and she was so cool! So now I "get" her but I still don't know what she does.

TV Junkie said...

TNC, I agree, except they are constantly showcasing her on the Fashion Police. And she's usually dressed like a whore.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hahahaha! Well played Steamy.

Sherry said...

Hmm..Anyone see her dress from the Elle Style awards? It was a HUGE tiered Marchesa gown and she could barely fit in the car. If she lifted it up it would have been a pretty overt display. Calling BS on this one.

Air Pringle is the term of the day!

texas rose said...

Sillygurl - click on the date of the blind above and you can see all the original comments and guesses.

xLux said...

She couldnhave change it for the after party

astra worthington said...

Haha she DOES look like a frozen french fry in red lipstick! And I would've beaten the dog shit out of her if she pulled that on my husband. She'd learn a very valuable lesson about respecting others while she was picking her teeth up off the floor. Hopefully she'll mess with the wrong person one day and we'll get to see this exact scenario. Some people just have to learn the hard way.

Fiona said...

Every other blind is about this Rita Ora and I don't even know who she IS. Cmon Enty, step up your game.

Steampunk Jazz said...

very poetic, Count.
Definitely Air Pringle worthy...
*slow Clap* with hands not the STD one...
<3

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks, Steampunk. I post my struggles as a warning to others of the vagina's danger.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Actually, you posted of the dangers of a well shaped ass, or at least I thought so with the bend over part. That made it non gender specific, hence my appreciation.
A great ass knows no bounds...

Count Jerkula said...

I'm sorry. I haven't met a chick in constant need of sex, just attention.

Also, anytime I write about butts, it should be taken as gender specific unless otherwise noted :)

Sillygurl said...

Thank you! It was driving me nuts.

Aoife said...

The gown wasn't that big. Lots of tulle and an idiotic black bow in the back.

That said, in my opinion she's no different than Rihanna. Lip syncs her way through live performances, turns up on red carpets in designer gowns and outfits, and jets all over just to be photographed leaving a club, getting out of a car, or having lunch. They're both celebrities more than singers.

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Alita said...

Kristin, I thought the original Air Pringle worked better.

Charlie, we can make fetch happen.

Alita said...

Seriously? Par 1, not 2. Wowsers!

ashley cundiff said...

TV yes fashion police loves that crusty dusty skank! I hate almost everything she wears but they love it. That's why I like fashion queens better! Plus I hate Guilana's big lollipop head!!