Saturday, June 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 9, 2014

#3- Jean Claude Van Damme used to have sex with this really bad actress/reality star who has been in the tabloids constantly the past month.

Tori Spelling

81 comments:

rajahcat said...

why just why?

sugarbread maker said...

Ugly on ugly I hope there is no tape

Vera Christina said...

My EYES oh dear Gawd

sandybrook said...

I think hes been hit in the head one too many times

Seven of Eleven said...

I watched 22 seconds of Kat's Tori breakdown link and asked myself, "What time is mimosa time?" I answered myself, "Right the frick now."

Tigercat said...

Hairball!

rajahcat said...

ooooohhh its Mimosa time!!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Huh. Well, I can see why SHE would, Jean Claude Van YummyBuns was quite the dude back in the day, but um, really, JCVYB?

sugarbread maker said...

Did they Both have paper bags over their heads to get through it?

BeckyMae said...

That's a visual I did not need!

Kat has left the building said...

@7 truth, I couldn't watch the whole thing either. I laughed but it also felt uncomfortable, I can't explain it.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Huh. This is just, well it's just. An odd hook up indeed. I'm gonna skip the mimosa'a and indulge in my new fave razberitas. We don't have them here in the state of prohibition, so I had a friend bootleg me some and they are just staring at me inviting me to have one.

Renoblondee said...

Yuck.

Frosty said...

Gah, there goes my lunch. Thx Enty

JSierra said...

Did someone say mimosa?

Renoblondee said...

Love the Limearitas. Yum. Can't have cuz I started Atkins today.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kat, truly! It was painful, her "breaking down" with the "I'm left with four kids" and then the camera pans to Peepaw Dean. So freaking awkward!

Krystie Rachelle said...

I love the limearitas too. The strawberry ones are only good over ice though. Have you tried the mango ones? And yeah I am supposed to be doing Atkins next week. So I better drink these 12 packs!

meme deemed said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

Ugh Tori---srsly? Who next Vin Bubble Head Diesel?

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Careful TTM. I bet his buns are a Hard Target.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa TNC... nobody needs a Time Cop

Its just U said...

Ewwwwwwww, I really don't need to have an image of their O faces in my brain.
Each of them believing the other one is lucky to be getting sweaty with them.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well I don't like to assume Maximum Risk, but with Tori, there truly is No Retreat, No Surrender

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Thanks for the assist Charlie! Makes for a nice Double Impact.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I agree TTM... As far as I'm concerned Tori is Expendable Too...

TalksTooMuch said...

I feel bad for her, though. It seems that all the tabloids are just sharks in the water, all such gross Bloodsport

Seven of Eleven said...

Your comments are doubly expendable.

OneEyeCharlie said...

It's because she has a Lionheart, TNC

OneEyeCharlie said...

"Sweep the leg, Jean Claude"

TalksTooMuch said...

Also because she has Nowhere to Run, Seven. Seems as though she's become Derailed sonehow

Seven of Eleven said...

Tori Spelling does kind of strike me as a Street Fighter, though.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I'd say something else, but I fear Seven would sentence me to Sudden Death...

Seven of Eleven said...

@TNC, nah, I don't play Assassination Games.

MeanieRhysie said...

Blechhhhh!!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I just wish she would Knock Off all this reality tv bull and get back to healing her family and focusing on Full Love first

Tongue N. Cheek said...

You're more of a Kickboxer, Seven?

Seven of Eleven said...

I actually am a kickboxer! But I tend to keep my friends close, and my Enemies Closer.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

TTM... I think your sentiments are Universal. Soldier on Tori!

Hammer_Girl said...

@7-we can Double Team them and I'll be your Second in Command.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

(I'm a Kickboxer 2, btw...)

Unknown said...

A prayer to any god that will listen: Please invent a time machine so I can go back to the place where I hadn't read this yet.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hammer_Girl, great idea! We can even take The Exam and The Quest together!

Hammer_Girl said...

We shall battle TNC Until Death

TalksTooMuch said...

Can I be the Second in Command??

TalksTooMuch said...

Welcome to the Jungle, TNC!

Seven of Eleven said...

And we'll see him In Hell!

Hammer_Girl said...

I've got 6 Bullets, but only need 1(once this double vision clears up)

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hang on! All you people wishing for my Death Warrant's some introspection...

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know if I ever told you guys, but I used to be a Legionnaire back in The Hard Corps, I can totally do this! We had SUCH good time back then during basic training, I will remember Monaco Forever. Ah sweet Dragon Eyes with the dreads, that taught me everything I needed to know about everything, Bordering on Shepherding me through it all...

Hammer_Girl said...

TTM-it sounds like you will be able to handle an Alien Uprising

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't think you have those things In Order, but I won't be Breakin' Black Eagles about it.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

That's impressive TTM, but did they teach you the difference between a Cyborg and a Replicant?

Seven of Eleven said...

@TNC, that difference was burned up in the Inferno. When The Day of Reckoning comes, we shall all find our Pound of Flesh.

TalksTooMuch said...

You guys are right. As much as they taught me (yes, TNC, that was included), I just could never seem to learn Kung Fu. And then. Then. Then I lost my Panda 2. One day,there he was, eating bamboo and then there was an Inferno, the likes of which nobody had ever seen! The townspeople thought it was a U.F. O., it came so fast and from so far! And little Narco, he never stood a chance.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

(That uses up the list I was working from... I'm out...)

Seven of Eleven said...

Hammer_Girl & 7, the Last Action Heroe(s)!

TalksTooMuch said...

You know what they say, Seven! Keep your friends close and your Enemies Closer! But really, y'all are awesome

TalksTooMuch said...

I can't WAIT for a Wesley Snipes or Steven Segal blind!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Can we put this Episode behind us and be Friends?

Hammer_Girl said...

TNC- Go down to Barbarous Street and see if there is a guy named JCVD.

Hammer_Girl said...

I'm raising my white flag!!

B626 said...

Double bagged in case one slipped off

Hammer_Girl said...

Now I'm in the mood to watch some good ol ass kicking action movies.

Renoblondee said...

@Krystie I don't like any of the other "ritas", just the lime one. They're too sweet to me. And do drink up before you go low carb! Have a 6 pack for me!

TalksTooMuch said...

The hardest part about War is the Rememberance of things left unsaid and wrongs un-Justified. Let's just make sure our compassion isn't Missing in Action. For Narco, that poor bamboo-eating bastage

TalksTooMuch said...

In related news, JeanClaude Van Damme's IMDB views skyrocketed! Also Wikipedia

M. Brown said...

This is right there up with the Depp/Manson BFF of odd couple reveals.

teresa crane said...

He can do the splits like no other! Bet he showed her some fancy moves that the Deaner only wishes he could do

bellaluna said...

Thanks again Seven! It was painful but I was being held hostage and forced to watch more than one episode.

Sherry said...

Odd, and blecch is right Meanie. Was this pre-wonky boob or after? Not to be mean and I'm no beauty but she's just not attractive at all. Okay, I'll say it. She's fugly.

Stud Drayton said...

Lol! Tape. Hell Nah !

Dexamyl said...

I hope she used lots of protection.

He's known to have something from which one does not recover.

StuffandNonsense said...

What the whatty what now? Pass the bleach for the eyes, and the vodka for everything else.

Admittedly I was a JCvD fan back in the days of Bloodsport and Kickboxer but the thought of these two pounding the bedsheets is a bit nauseating.

Freaky deaky.

Alita said...

That's the best CDaN thread I've ever read in my entire life.

Doffing hat to the lot of you!

Alita said...

I think early Van Dam was good, I recall that he was hot. With a French accent. But he and Tori is just double Van Damage - she was always unfortunate looking.

Kimba said...

Good thing I'm reading this horrible visual in the evening avec wine cause if I did this morning, my day wld have been a visual of them bumping lines and trying to grind.
Tho, that ad VD did for the truck commercial made me re think the possibility of his sexiness. That was him riggght?

Aoife said...

What aisle is the brain bleach in again?

Bubbles said...

Actually he's from Belgium, so he doesn't have a French accent.

So hopefully that doesn't mean Tori is sick as well.

Alita said...

I'm sure he speaks French with a Belgian accent, but French is his mother tongue, not Dutch, so it's still a French accented English that he speaks. Maybe 'Belgian French accented English' would have been more accurate. I'll try to be overly specific in future, thanks.

QueenBee said...

I can never escape from the fact that Tori looks exactly like John Hurt in the Elephant Man.

There's some things money can't buy.

Haywood Jablomee said...

This doesn't bother me at all. This is an activity that that at least temporarily kept him from acting and a woman I have no interest in.