In other news, I haven't had sex with Jay-Z either. That is all
I can't really bring myself to care very much. Hello all.
where in this world is In Touch a reputable journalism source? Oh here, I forgot.I must be tired after the Stnley Cup game because I think she looks like Beyonce in tht pic on the front page and tht shouldn't be. Morning!
Hey,I am also not sleeping with Jay Z, do I get a post? It could take a while if you're gonna post everyone who denies a ride
Good morning all!
plus my a key is locking up too….
Jeebus,Charlie, sometimes it's like we're the same.dang.person
Last week he was Kristin this week he's you? Damn Charlie is just some sort of chameleon!! :))
Maybe it's a redhead thing, Violet, watch your back, lady!
She just wants her brush with fame. The urban blogs say it's just a matter of months before Bewulf and Camel announce their divorce.
thankfully I dont have red hair because he still isn't my type! :))
Oh I'm way too clever. Back watched though.
Morning all! I have no idea what a Long Island Proncess is…..sounds like a sickly sweet cocktail that'll make your barf taste like fairy floss….
In other, more interesting news…….one….more…..sleep….till EUROPE!!!!
Oooh sandy has a type!
*princess* lol….but I quite like proncess
Is that like Fronch Fries?
Well, BeckyMae, it sounds like you are on The Final Countdown
Yay Becky!! Enjoy.TTM my type would be classified as a female and nice (not that Charlie isnt a nice guy)
She was the Long Island Princess who had a decade-long grudge against another Long Island Princess for stealing her boyfriend.
I'm going to walk into the Potomac for admitting I know this information.
Amy Fisher and Joey Buttfucker er Buttafucco
Don't forget your swimmies, Kristin.
That sounds more like a preference than a type, sandy
Im not extremely picky right now my SO space on my phone directory is empty and alone
How exciting Becky! Yay!
There are a metric tonne of readers in Florida, sandy! Where's Hammer? Let's make this happen!
Sandy id offer my phone space services if I lived within spitting distance of you. Sadly though…
I'm afraid Hammer might send Sandy into a catatonic stupor, TTM. We need to think this out carefully.
hahah Hammer said she is in hiding just because so many readers live near her. She's smart.
There should be a drink called the "Long Island Princess."
Great idea, Henriette. It could be extra heavy on the vodka and tequila, and also comes with someone to hold the drink for you, dab your lips if you dribble, and bail you out when you get popped with a DUI.
There is Long Island Iced Tea…..
Mama Elsa is single and living in Florida! Bazinga, Sandy! Fortune-telling sugar mama.
Thanks guys! I'm hitting the hay now…big day tomoz
Lip. Sounds like the East coast The Abbey.
uh Id consider Mama Elsa she knows how to drink.
And she'd get all the blinds right.
Mama Elsa IS Florida! I loved that cackling pile of plastic surgery, for the eyebrows alone
I'm actually a bit disappointed, TTM. I thought Charlie might be a bit more connected than that. Being 'touched' by J-Zay isn't anything to be any more than moderately-to-severely ashamed of, after all. Which is nothing compared to letting Lohan touches happen. You need a dolly to describe those :(((
Getting the blinds right is overrated. Says someone who never, ever gets them
Yay Becky Mae. What countries you hitting?
I call shenanigans on your 'good morning,' Becky, looks awfully dark out
You go the one sleep! Have super fun in all those cities you listed … sounded awesome! But make sure you log in and give us the updates!
It's not that I'm intolerant of those with no bums, I just, well, I just don't want to have them touch me anywhere important. You know?
hahahah typical Broward County/Dade County old woman masquerading as prunes on the side. As long as she drinks because I will need to be obliterated….only the best wines should be served to my liver and kidneys.
I hate that I'm on the west coast sometimes. I come at the end of witty banter and always miss Becky. Mornin all.
Crud – hope I don't miss you – have a brilliant trip, -BeckyMae!
And RealTimeSherry, yay!!
Aww Thanks real time TTM! Love seeing you at the right hours but that was a narrow windows. Please go and frolick with the making of the witticisms, for me to read in quite some hours. Don't worry, you've plenty of time to think some jokes up for me!
Love you all
Yeah I can't wait to comment in a better time zone!
@sherry-Greece, France, England and Netherlands tagging along on Mr Mae's business trip…I am the unofficial CEO(Chief entertainment Officer)
Have a safe trip Becks, pack light and ship home the presents!:-D
Goodnight Alita, I'll see you in the lurker zone:-)
I'd sue someone too if they said I let that muster Jay-Z bounce around on top of me.Dude looks like he was set on fire and put out with a shovel.
@Henriette, is it me or does she look like Caspar's trann?( no disrespect meant by the term tranny or that they look like they use the same plastic surgeon)
Have fun on yer hols Becky. When you're in Holland go and see Den Haague. Amsterdam is nice, but there is more to that place. It's beautiful there.
*that munter Jay-Z*
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard……
Dammit, Hammer!! I had just gotten that song out of my head from last night. Arggggggggghhhhhhh
I remember that episode, vaguely, though I couldn't pick these fugly ladies out of a line-up. That's the roughest bunch of "princesses" I've ever seen
"I feel like people who work in clubs are poor.."
Ashley – LI Princesses….
@IJU and @Becks, you two have made my morning.
"Long Island Princess sounds like a sickly sweet cocktail that'll make your barf taste like fairy floss" is perfect.
"Set on fire and put out with a shovel" made me choke on my coffee.
That show was worse then Gallery Girls.
Casey who? Never heard of her. If she's one of those type of reality shows, then she's trash. Also if she's working as a waitress, her show must have bombed.
Gallery Girls was bad, but I'm kinda liking the Ladies of London. The bitchiness level is high yet dignified.
And this is the same who spent the whole season outing that other girl for taking her bf in high school. Hypocrite.
Thanks for the update Becky. You're getting that one last sleep and dreaming of travel. Safe and fun is what I wish for you b
Thanks Sherry! Just got up after a crappy nights sleep and the gods travel agent mucked up our seats but.. Oh well… I'm off to Athens!!
@Seven and you know it comes with one of those straws that are bent into curly shapes with its own feather boa!
Safe travels, BeckyMae! Toasting a Happy Hour ShockTop to you.
Thank Wigs! Just had a two course lunch with wine and cheese in the Etihad Lounge but now it's cattle class for me for 15 hours!! woot!
Crap! Mr Mae got upgraded to business and in stuck in cattle!!! Aaargh !! See you on the flipside CDaNers !