Wait I thought he was consciously coupling with Rhianna?
Also Alexa Chung is such a fucking groupie. He better wrap it before he taps it. Twice just to be sure.
What a cliche.
No. I read that Alexander was all cosy with her old flame The very lovely Alex Turnet at a wedding just last week. You heard the truth here first.
I do not know who she is.
Alexa – goddamn sex changing autocorrect.
And Alex Turner – not Turnet.
Someone get the girl a hairbrush.
That makes WAY more sense than the Connie that I kept picturing. He looks so much happier, though, and oddly hot sometimes, so you do, fella
Gotta love Asia, bet lots of girls popping out of their tops there, 7!
I just read on radar yesterday that they are reconciling, so Goop is delusional then? I'm confused. Alls I know is that Alexa has strange taste and/or unfortunate self esteem issues, but at least Chris isn't a hipster pedo like Watkins
What does Alexa Chung do?
Great. Now I'm picturing Connie Chung and Maury Povich in a hotel room.
Chris go for J-Lo next! I can't keep track of your dick of her vagina and this would help me out brah. I don't have time to make like a flow chart or Venn diagram ok?
@TNC I used to like you.
This has been going on for a good while, he like them skinny and bulimic.
Holy misread! I just glanced and my mind saw Wang Chung. Actually, that would be way more fun to read about…
wow…i really need to get my eyes checked. he was hot in the last photo i saw him in.
@Charlie – I'm trying to imagine what a Coldplay/Wang Chung collaboration would sound like. I sure miss those fun-filled days when I'd just have fun and Wang Chung all night!
It was the sweater, fancy. I'm pretty sure
Alexa Chung is such a starfucker. She is so full of herself and thinks that every thing she says and does is iconic.Bitch won a competition to present some crappy teen Saturday morning tv.And she was boring as he'll on it.
Chris Martin isn't any prize either. Anyone who would marry Goop has to have questionable mental faculties.
She is a model, but I only knew of her because I girl I worked with got her hair cut, so she isn't very good at getting her name out there.
Lainey has been saying this for months. Even before he and Goopy consciously uncoupled (insert eye roll here)
@Violet: I would take Alex Turner over Chris Martin every time. Both are talented but, damn, his voice and lyrics. Also, "why'd you only call me when you're high" I've decided is about Chung. (Yeah, I'm just jealous)
@Charlie – I read it as Chris Brown. Let's rewrite this as Chris Brown & Wang Chung.
Non Nom. I truly <3 Alex T.
Do you guys think goopy controls him somewhat? As if she said "I don't want your hookups in LA or anywhere near our kids" ? The way Madonna did when she first separated from Guy Ritchie. In a lot if blinds revealed it was indicated she was controlling him. I can picture her convincing him into things with the "protecting the brand" business approach.
I vote Connie Chung!
Oh please!!!! Seven!!!! Clickety click Connie Chung in her red dress singing seductively! It is so terrible and hilarious!
Sorry! But getting image stuck in your head is the only way to get it out of mine.
Their babies would be so ugly.
I was going to ask the same thing, what does Alexa Chung do and now I wanna know who else she's been associated with to make her a starfucking groupie. No doubt she is just curious.
And was this sent from the dept of redundancy dept.? "..spending time together away from LA and away from paps while in Asia together."
Yeah Alex Zane and Simon Amstell she ain't. Not even Miquita Oliver who she took over from. She's right up her own arse.
She's a fug ana brit model & boring host, with the most horrendous fashion sense, and a massive ego, hopefully Chris is smart & doesn't put a ring on it & just stays single for a while. Compared to her Goppy is a prize.
Him & Connie Chung I would totally ship that, I want that to happen.
@TNC LOL happy to be of assistance but not in that BI kinda way.
I'm jumping on the Good Ship Chronnie with y'all.
I would hit that in a minute too bad shes after famous ass and I'm not.
Imagine both GP and Alexa pointing at each other when the topic of who inspired "Magic" comes up. That's a pretty insipid song.
Goop and martin are like a rabbit hole. Its goes on and on and on and freaky shit keeps happening.
her getting pregnant would be SO epic in the house of goop
She sounds unsurprisingly just like Kate bonesworthFashion icon in her mind onlyBeige in beige outStarfucker.Husband stealer.
This BL isn't news. It's been reported for a few months now. Maybe they decided "conscious uncoupling" = "hallway pass" for a while? That and they need some promo for Gwendolina? But this Alexa mooch error is just another Hookup Gen bimbo – zero value.
I bet Connie and Maury had some fiery 'lovemaking'.
Connie said that Maury is the most decadent man she's ever met so I'll bet their whoopie is far from vanilla!..and the named their house Povichung which is pretty cool.
Lainey HAS been saying this for months
what more-she says Alexa makes Chris feel more like a man than Goopy did with all of the young girl adoration
really think this fueled the conscious uncoupling-he was not willing to hold up the facade anymore
First he's with Gwyneth, then cheats with Kate Bosworth, and now he's with Alexa Chung…he certainly likes sleeping with the walking dead!! You could couldn't find three bonier living corpses to shag, well except Rachel Zoe.
I don't get Alexa Chung, she always pays so much attention to her clothes and shoes yet leaves her hair in a scraggly mess. It always looks like she didn't brush it and cut it with blunt scissors.
Alexa, you're no Donna Chang.
You were kinda slow on the uptake with this one enty – they've been seeing other since last August.
Sorry, I'm so late, @scissors. Holy crap, that video is going to give me nightmares!
Thanks for the memories