Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Dina Lohan Gets License Suspended For A Year

About the only unexpected thing that happened in court yesterday for Dina Lohan's DUI sentencing was that her attorney tried to make it seem like the entire experience had been an "onerous ordeal," for Dina. The judge put Dina's lawyer in his place by replying that Dina brought the ordeal upon herself. See, even with something like a DUI which is entirely on Dina, the Lohans always try and make it seem like it is somehow the fault of someone else. Dina probably thinks it is an ordeal because she has to make sure people aren't watching her drink. Lucky for her no one really follows her to Texas when she goes drinking with her boyfriend there. Yeah, she has a boyfriend. I can't believe it either. I'm assuming he is someone who doesn't believe in the internet and has never read a tabloid ever. I'm not sure why you would want to get involved with Dina. Sure, it could be a cult leader looking for new followers and is having trouble meeting quota so Dina filled a spot. Dina also has to perform 100 hours of community service which she does by leaving her community every chance she gets. When she gets her license back she has to install an interlock device on her car so she can't drink and drive.

141 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning!

sandybrook said...

Hi TTM! This shit really isnt worth wasting comments on. Did you make blodymary chicken last night?

BeckyMae said...

Good morning/evening Sandy and TTM! I'm up booking the last of my accommodation on Air BnB...WOOT!! Europe here we come!
How's you guys?

Violet said...

Hello! I made pulled pork and brioche last night. No drunken driving though.

Sarah said...

Well, you gotta hand it to the Lohans, they make the Lardashians (typo, and it stays) look classy.

sandybrook said...

Im good BeckyMae. Europe should be fun this time of year.

Sass71 said...

Good morning y'all! Another Kardashian pregnant and it's not Khloe.

sandybrook said...

Im having pulled pork tonight with beans and macaroni salad. Tell us is it Kylie (pleez?)

Susan said...

Does she live in Texas now?

It was very uncomf watching this trick on the Oprah docu-series. Oh how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Or as the broads in my fam say, "You plant tomatoes; you get tomatoes."

Sarah said...

I don't wants to work

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey sandy! No, I didn't, it looked nice enough to grill, so I am making it today. Already in the crockpot! I am making the drunken Canadian version, a mixed Ceasar over chicken. I will let you know how it turned oot!

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning, Becky! Yay Europe!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Which one, Sass, ya big tease?

TalksTooMuch said...

I am actually gonna post my pulled pork recipe, sandy! Two ways: crockpot and smoker

LottaColada said...

Dina has a boyfriend?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Morning All. Afternoon, Violet. Pulled pork sounds lovely. Just leftovers for me last night. I did have some fresh asparagus though.

Is this the first time Dina got popped? If so, sentencing sure has gotten stiffer with DUIs

BeckyMae said...

It's Kourtney...she let Lord Disick's wand near her lady garden again :(

BeckyMae said...

OMG what is Blooody Mary Chicken?? I need that recipe STAT!

sandybrook said...

Im hoping if you use the loaded mix the vodka doesnt seep into the meat. The end result should be chicken in tomato sauce. The vodka would give it a sweet taste I think, but like wine sauce no drunky.

I cook my pulled pork in the crockpot easier that way. Cant really have an outside grill here anyhow even though people do.

TalksTooMuch said...

It's on the Book Club recipe page, Becks!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Morning TTM. Morning CDANers. My lazy ass was given a tiny crock pot. Totally awesome to come home to a warm meal I didnt cook. (Putting food in a bowl to be slowly warmed is my kinda lazy. Pop a top rounds out some fancy dining.)

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh man. 3 is so much harder than 2. Unless you have many, many nannies. Someone keep buying all this shite the Ks out out, Kourtney is gonna need more nannies!

BeckyMae said...

YAY!

sandybrook said...

Its on TTM's recipe page Becky. But quickly:

4 large boneless chicken breasts
1 bottle of bloodymary mix
and a crockpot.
Cook it for 8 hours. You can add ingredients like garlic and onions and peppers to the mix if you want to. Serve it with mashed potatoes, or pasta or rice and a veggie and salad.

TalksTooMuch said...

Gweeds!!! Yay!! I was missing you yesterday, is that weird? It's probably weird. How are you? How's the shin?

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm gonna add the veggies about half ways through, so they don't disintegrate

QueenAnne Guido said...

I don't know how Charlie manages with one eye. The old 'it gets easier thing' causes me to swea r like a pirate. Glad its temporary.

I see the pride of Canada has recorded an alternate version of a song with KKK inspired lyrics.

Even Chiliwack doesn't want him.

Alita said...

Ooh becky, may all your travel be upgraded, whatever you fly. Don't they know who you are?

Seriously, fly well and have a blast.

BeckyMae said...

Thanks Sandy! I love my slow cooker...it is also a pressure cooker so I can make the same thing in 30 mins. We don't really have Bloody Mary mix here but I daresay its just tomato juice and whatever spice you want amirite?
I might make this tomorrow for dinner! Imma have to hit the hay soon...big day tomoz...

BeckyMae said...

Oh I wish Alita! In my days as a travel agent to the rich and vacuous I got upgraded a fair bit so I reckon my luck in that area is rather depleted...I still pray to Walter the Upgrade God tho....

Alita said...

Don't want to look all colonial yo, but what makes meat officially 'pulled' please?

sandybrook said...

Yeah I guess I dont really drink bloody mary's. I think it has salt and pepper in it. Maybe someone with a bottle of it can list the ingredients.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I have had 40+ years of practice, Guido. Even so, I still cut corners too close sometimes and walk in to the wall. Driving at night with no visual clues for spacial distance can be interesting as well. Always love the eye exam at the DMV.

When I used to golf, I would keep a spare patch in my bag. Whenever I got tired of taking grief, I would hand the patch to the tough talker and tell them to play the rest of the holes with it on. Shut them up pretty quick.

Alita said...

Ps, I know I can uask Google, but I like your descriptions more :)

BeckyMae said...

@Alita it is cooked really slowly so that you can pull the meat apart with 2 forks...come round to my place and we will make you the BEST pulled pork in Sydney! My darling Dad's recipe from Kansas City MO!

sandybrook said...

shredded meat after cooking. You cook a roast and then instead of carving it--because its really tender you use 2 forks to shred it them you put it back in the gravy and make sammitches

Alita said...

Cripes, replies in real time. Got to pull my act together.

Becky I thought it was a tandem act of haughty but kind. Dunno - my last upgrade to biz from economy, I sat next to someone sick. Ebola, I'm pretty sure. It was awesome to meet and greet the overlords on Europe in that condition ;)

BeckyMae said...

Oh some of the people in busines class are the WORST! I flew Premium to London last year on a special fare so this year it's gonna be a punish in the back. First...world...problems....I know, I know...

TalksTooMuch said...

If you use pork, and smoke it for 10-12 hours, it is AMA-ZA-ZING!

Alita said...

It's like a snowstorm! If I'd experienced one! Two people replied to me before of answered another! Aaaaaaah!

No really - all I got from that was a Newtown dinner invite. Awesome ;)

TalksTooMuch said...

I am using a ceasar, so it is clamato juice with Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco and celery salt

Renoblondee said...

Morning all. I also grilled last night. Teriyaki Chicken and vegies! Yum, pulled pork.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I've tried smoking it, but can't keep it lit. Back to Djarums.

BeckyMae said...

Yeah I dunno about clamato juice TTM...that sounds groaty...

@Alita CDaN Sydney BBQ meet up! Prob just you and me perhaps...I think the other Aussies are in Melbs :(

BeckyMae said...

So many pulled pork references in a Lohan post...coincidence?? I think not...

Alita said...

I wrote an admission reply. It was understated but witty. It had planes, seasoning, considerations about being pulled - something for everyone. And I got this - maybe this is normal for you real time folk:


Conflicting edits

There was more than one attempt to edit this resource at the same time. This may have been because you double-clicked a link or a button or because someone else 

TalksTooMuch said...

It's totally awesome, Becky!! Makes all the difference, that's why our national mixed drink is a Ceasar and not a Bloody Mary

BeckyMae said...

Uhoh Alita....your post is in The Vortex now...

BeckyMae said...

Ohhhh TTM so it's not a salad??

Alita said...

Becky, I'm nearby Chatswood. Astro doesn't pay much so more but she's nest Bondi. If we do it, I'll def argue for the Town Hall ... ah, the good old days.

BeckyMae said...

Meet ya at the Town Hall steps! I'll be the one clutching Bloody Mary mix and a pair of BBQ tongs!

Alita said...

Like I said Becky , it was the golden replies of comment posts. Make You laugh, make you cry. An all round gem. Sigh - so sad it's lost ; (

Alita said...

Yeah I don't think we've got critical mass yet huh ;)

"Next year in Los Angeles!"

BeckyMae said...

@Alita I shall mourn your golden comment like the eyes of Oberyn Martell...

Frufra said...

Hi friends - I love to open a post and read all the friendly chatter! I'm a proud member of the OT 4 Lyfe Club!

I just wanted to make a petty comment about how awful Dina's hair extensions look in that picture. Carry on with your friendly banter!

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning Fru! I figure Enty posts these ones just for us, it's not as though anyone cares about Dena Lohan, I mean, we're almost tired of trashing the Lindsay! Alllmost...

wanton said...

No, Enty doesn't post these just for you. That's why there is an OT thread later in the day. Nobody but this stupid little clique cares what you had for dinner last night, or what you're having tonight and how you're going to make it. Do the rest of us a favor and go post it on your own blog instead of crapping up this one.

TalksTooMuch said...

Awww, wanton! Go on now, go spread your joy elsewhere! There is no room for hate reading in all this loveliness

Violet said...

I'm pleased last nights tea sparked such conversation. 5 hours in the oven and home made brioche. Smug.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Why you so angry, Bacon?

Frufra said...

Y'all know I haven't been around much during the school year - get me up to speed on this wanton person. What's her damage?

TalksTooMuch said...

Wanton hates joy. And light. And me. And funniness (so all of you guys too) and is probably the artist known as Bacon Ranch

wanton said...

Trust me, you are not funny. At. All. Irritating is more like it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Awww, wanton, you can come up with your own stuff! Give it a try! You can do it!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Again, why you so angry, Bacon? Maybe you should bring Folly out to play as well?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

You guys' replies were making me hungry! But then I looked back at the site, saw the photo of Orange Oprah, and lost my appetite.

wanton said...

Don't you have children to tend to?

You must be extremely lonely to have to come here and post every single day, on every single thread at all times of the day. Mother of the year you will never be.

Ray Nicolet said...

Ahh #toosoon

Ray Nicolet said...

#teamcharlie

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

I that pic she is actually pretty, therefore I googled her and found this thought from google answers. It's inspiring.

https://mx.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090805171737AAcFBK0

Ray Nicolet said...

#teamTTM

OneEyeCharlie said...

Oh, c'mon Bacon. That's not nice. Are you feeling left out? I can post my recipe for wontons I you'd like. We can call it Wanton Wonton. I will bump it up with an extra helping if bitterness.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, I don't really have the patience to create a bunch of imaginary friends to talk to as you do, so I make do with all the awesome peeps on this site.

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning, Ray!

Folly said...

What do you want Charlie?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Pro tip: If your username and avatar are both food, and you get angry about food talk, you're doing it wrong.

Folly said...

Wanton we're one person now! Remember when we were mooshki?

Ray Nicolet said...

Morning boo!

Folly said...

Pro tip: look up the meaning of wanton. And folly for that matter.

wanton said...

You think Charlie and Sandypoo aren't imaginary friends? That's funny.

Frufra said...

@TTM - thanks, dear. Your summary is both enlightening and concise. I just love me a good old comment squabble! (I'll never for the life of me understand why people gripe - just scroll on by if you don't want to read it. No one's in your house reading the comments aloud to you!)

Gayeld said...

Is it that time of the month already?

Also, now I want wontons.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I have a great recipe, Gayeld. For you, I will leave out the extra bitterness.

I use pork sausage with minced water chestnut, shrimp, garlic, and green onion. The kids have fun folding them.

derek harvey said...

I liked Dina on the Lindsay reality show---
Oprah: "OHHH DEEEEENNNA DEEEENA DEEENA HOW ARE YOUUUU GIRL-FRIEEEENDDDD!!!???"
Dina: "hey O! I have NEVER been Better! I am so blessed to have such an amazing daughter!"

wanton said...

Charlie that was lame.

Hammer_Girl said...

She needs to put the dick down.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Go to sleep, Bacon. I think some rest woul do you good. I wasn't striving for the ultimate out down. It was considerate of you to bring out Filly to play. Where's Hall Monitor? Retire that one since Libby has left?

Hammer_Girl said...
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wanton said...

You're killing me over here Charlie.

auntliddy said...

Alita-i hate when that happens!!!! And as you say, its usually when you have been tres witty and brilliant! Lol

auntliddy said...

I had cream cheese and jelly for dinner, and I gotta confess, the jelly was a little iffy. I cannot compete with you chefs!

Violet said...

Liddy - what the heck is cream cheese and jelly?? Please explain to my poor unsophisticated English palate.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Violet, I suspect that she had a bagel topped with cream cheese and some flavor of jelly. I'm guessing Strawberry Smucker's.

JSierra said...

Alita if you're on a laptop or desktop just right click and select reload! Not sure if it works on tablets though, definitely does not work on phones. I encountered that issue earlier today :/

Violet said...

That explanation doesn't make it any better Charlie. So basically Philly and strawberry jam? :/

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy the chicken smells great already!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Correct, Violet.

JSierra said...

Ohh I have a nommy food porn recipe for beef and blue cheese sliders. I could eat these every single day for the rest of my life, words cannot describe how delicious these little monsters are.

Obviously this post is at least somewhat interesting because it has 100+ comments and only 4 or 5 of which are whiners. 6 now, because guuuys I am hungry after all this food talk!

auntliddy said...

Vi and chuck- yes, philly= cream cheese, and the jelly was seedless atrawberry, and it was on a flattened roll, lol

auntliddy said...

If it was a bagel, i would say bagel and a schmere. Lol

Tongue N. Cheek said...

@ Wanton- I am new here and certainly not part of any clique. I do enjoy TTM's posts. I am also fairly confident that making a few post online is not considered child abuse. So in my opinion, keep the recipes coming.

sandybrook said...

I'm glad TTM one good thing aboot a crockpit is it often makes a house smell so good for hours. (And I see this nice early thread took a very bad turn with a lonely frustrated bitch waking up in an empty bed once again and taking it out on us).

sandybrook said...

*crockpot*

wanton said...

Tongue N. Ass - A few posts? You're kidding, right? And I never said it was child abuse.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Lol. I never specified which Cheek did I? And you implied neglect. But really... Why do you care?

Folly said...

One eye Charlie, you're the only one who brought me out today. It's Folly not Filly.

Tillie said...

It's no different than talking to friends while you're watching your kids. I was home with my kids for a year and while I loved it I also needed adult conversation to keep me from losing my sanity! @TTM don't stop posting because of some hateful remarks from a clearly unhappy person!

Tillie said...

@wanton do you have kids?

Renoblondee said...

Good gracious @JSierra! Those look freakin' amazing!

Sherry said...

Can't believe I missed all this...

I was actually going to comment on how stupid it was for Orange Oprah to even go to trial on a DUI. There is no way to get out of them and it only pisses off the judge. Unless you're a huge idiot lawyers always advise against it. But of course...SHE'S not responsible for her actions. Dumb bitch.

lc said...

TTM- Can one cook thos without the crockpot? Maybe marinate the chicken in the mix overnite?

Sherry said...

Also, I have been dying to make some scallop wontons. Had them at a restaurant in SF and they were lovely.

lc said...

TTM- Can one cook thos without the crockpot? Maybe marinate the chicken in the mix overnite?

sandybrook said...

@lc since its my recipe Ill answer for TTM. Generally speaking 8 hours in the crockpot translates to 45 minutes in the oven at 350 degrees.

Lovelyloie said...

Thanks for posting; sounds delish!

lc said...

Oh SandyB, thank you! Do ypu think marinating the c breasts for a few hours or overnight in the mix would be okay?

sandybrook said...

I dont think that step is necessary lc unless you decide to grill them. Baking them all the juices flow together and give the breasts their taste.

feraltart said...

Hi All,
BeckyMae, have a great time in Europe. My hubby & I are going there for the first time later this year, so want to hear all about your adventure. Re:air travel, we have always gone cattle class (economy), but after last year when we flew to the US & the guy in front of me wouldn't even sit up for me to eat my meal, we saved up & paid for business. Have never looked forward to a flight so much in my life, & the lounge at the airport.
Also Sydneyite CDaners, I live in Newcastle, catch-up possible.

TalksTooMuch said...

Tillie, you totally get it. ^5!

And thanks, TNC

TalksTooMuch said...

Added onions and garlic at noon, smells amazing! I will post a picture on BC tonight. Thanks again for the recipe!

astrogirl said...

I am in Sydney Beckymae and mad for pulled pork.

astrogirl said...

Town Hall Steps oh girls you make me feel like a teenager again, meeting a boy for a movie date

astrogirl said...

Hey Frufra, we've had many a lovely OT chat on here xo

BeckyMae said...

Oh yay! Feral I thought you were MEL for some reason? Ok, I'll have a think about when we can do a meet up in SYD then with Astro and Alita....woot! Shall we meet for wontons in Chinatown first??? Lol.....some people take this place faaaaar too seriously....

BeckyMae said...

Let me know where you are going in Europe and I can let you know some top tips....I'm heading to Athens, Bordeaux, London, Paris and Amsterdam this time and some of Alsace too :)

JSierra said...

Reno they are to die for, my family devoured them before they were even out of the oven. They are the best summer dish with a cold beer and some girlfriends coleslaw (no mayo, no sauce, just yummy, healthy deliciousness).

astrogirl said...

Yes let's start with a leisurely yum cha in Chinatown

Renoblondee said...

@J Your'e killin' me. Drooling here. I am definitely making these.

TalksTooMuch said...

I put a pic on the Book Club Recipes page, sandy! Turned out great!

jo davies said...

Americans call jam ; jelly. Strange I know lol

Seven of Eleven said...

Jam and jelly are not the same in the US. Jam and preserves are crushed fruit mixed with sugar (sometimes) and pectin (sometimes). Jelly is fruit juice mixed with sugar and pectin. I make jam and preserves, but never jelly.

Jelly vs. Jam vs. Preserves

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Don't forget about marmalade!

Seven of Eleven said...

There's no forgetting marmalade!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Lol! Marmalade. Well… Certainly does have apeel...

TalksTooMuch said...

I always thought it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that?

Tongue N. Cheek said...

But you can't pump up the jelly.

sandybrook said...

I just took a look TTM looks delicious (you used it with rice?). How did the sauce come out?

sandybrook said...

Ill always remember Lady Marmalade "voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir? "

TalksTooMuch said...

The sauce turned out great! Alcohol definitely burned off, and I added some frozen brown rice for the last hour to soak it up. So yummy!

Alita said...

Kermit

You'd think Dina looked okay until you realise it's an animated gif - sadly her face can't move after all the procedures :((

Alita said...

Maybe we are reaching critical mass! For some reason I thought that you were further north, @feral, up near the border.

Good to see Astro too!

RachAround was down in Melb, or at least in Vic, @Becky, so maybe that's where you got the thought.

If I'm super lucky I'll be off to Barcelona in July ... fingers crossed. Work related, but I've not been there so am hoping that it happens. But Becky and feral - enjoy your odysseys!

Catching up on CDaN late in the day - scrolling through this lot made we want some wanton wontons, too.