Friday, June 06, 2014

Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart Officially Split

Jennifer Lopez would like you to know she has split from Casper Smart. She would also like you to know that the reason the couple split has nothing to do with him cheating on her with the two transgendered women. She says the couple split two months ago. Umm, sure. You mean as in two months ago when you said he was amazing and you were thinking about marriage again. That is the two months ago when you split? You see, Jennifer doesn't want the world to think she has ever been cheated on. She says that since Casper was single he was free to chat with any woman he wanted. Umm, so you mean he has been traveling all over the world with Jennifer and going out to dinner with her and making out with her on the beach in the past two months, but was doing so as a single man? Yeah, I get that. So, when Casper freaked out that he was caught, he did so because??? Jennifer is probably going to release some further statement about focusing on her music and she has no time for love and her main focus is on her kids and that she is best friends with Casper and that is why he has been with her for the last two months while he was single, but remarkably we will probably never see her with him again after the statement is released.

71 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning!

Violet said...

Aw that's sad. I thought it was true love and all. Poor Jen. Back to performing to half empty concert halls.

Morning/afternoon all.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Glad she cleared that up. Good morning everyone.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Nothing like a bit of revisionist history, I Say...

Brenda L said...

Hey, if you've got the money to change history, go for it.

sandybrook said...

Good morning TTM.
I don't know how many people heard about her homecoming Bronx concert, but she gave away 25,000 free tickets maybe half the people showed up. And they all called her a sellout who forgot where she came from, never gave back to the community and a basic bitch. South Bronx keeps it real yo!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

If you can't trust a transsexual Asian woman looking for anonymous sex on sexboards, who can you trust?

Morning everyone!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Jinx* Brenda LOL

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Just too bad she doesn't have enough money to change it to something plausible.

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, Kristin?? First it was the sex shop workers, now this?

Nosy_Canuck said...

I enjoy the tone of this item - you know that's how it will eventually sound, too.

FSP said...

Call me JLo

ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

sandybrook said...

Morning/afternoon all. And a second morning one to somebody.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Looks like not doing her own singing on albums is not the only thing she is not doing...
Triple Negative!
The Russians give a TEN!!!
The crowd ROARSSSSS
Morning everybody :D

TalksTooMuch said...

I always wonder about that; not to speak for others, but if Klondike was giving something away, the last thing I would be interested in is her singing. Maybe the outfit from yesterday, the washroom could use some fun drapes

Violet said...

Well here's a bit of good news for a Friday - my number's literally just been pulled out in the office lottery. A whole £70 for the weekend fun. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it JLo.

sandybrook said...

"Jesus Saved My HotRod" huh

sandybrook said...

Congrats Violet that's a nice payday right there

TalksTooMuch said...

Happy Orange Is The New Black Day!!! Season 2 premier tonight! Yaaay!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Congrats Violet! Don't tell the Little Vi's, they'll expect you to spend it on them...

cubsfan1990 said...

um quit being um bitter.
um

TalksTooMuch said...

Ooooh, Steamy, that reminds me of when the boys at work collected a bunch of money as a wedding present; the advice they gave was : and remember, he doesn't know you have this... so! Mrs. Violet, remember, unless he reads here, Mr. Violet doesn't know either...

Steampunk Jazz said...

@TTM, Drapes that have a hidden surprise! YAY!

Violet said...

God, I hope Mr V doesn't read this site or even realise the utter rubbish I spend my time on.

TalksTooMuch said...

Double sided sticky tape for ALL!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Cubby, you're wantin wanton for that...:D

TalksTooMuch said...

You and me both, Violet.

Renoblondee said...

Morning all.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@TTM, Doesn't everybody hem that way?...or would that be herm...:D

crila16 said...

Morning.

....Oh Jennifer.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Vi and TTM, I prefer to think on it as re purposing...;D

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning Reno, Ready to do battle? I feel a Kristen Bell reveal soon...;)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Good Morning. Drowning in SQL training. Helppppppppp!

Renoblondee said...

Ready as I'll ever be!

auntliddy said...

Morning all! Congrats vi on windfall! I came into some money too but i had these stupid things called bills to pay. Annoying! Anyway, jlo HAD to see this coming- he's just a kid. If she wants to revise history, well, who doesnt? Everyone knows the real deal, inc her. She's prob trolling right now for her next little buddy.

GatorGirl said...

She probably talked bad about her water and karma won't let her find true love because of it

AJ said...

I saw her concert in the Bronx on the local news. They spun it positively but did mention the residents in the area had been very concerned about the traffic for the show.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I'm wantinga lot of things… But wanton ain't one of em.

Sherry said...

Just reading that yesterday on Dlisted Sandyboo. Absolutely hilarious. Free and people STILL didn't go.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@TNC, But I thought every guy wants a wanton? Wantin a wanton, waiting and willing :D

Tongue N. Cheek said...

But not when the wanton is whinin' and wailin'.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Poor Charlie,
Here!
Take this free donut life preserver and let the Q factor take you Away....

Krgl420 said...

Well the news said they were expecting 50K + for her free show and about 20K showed up...

Did anyone see her perform on American Idol? I don't think she's MV.......i believe she was actually singing during the season finale performance with the other judges.....

__-__=__ said...

Have another donut and some khalua in that coffee! You'll be fine. SQL will soon be just another language. Everything will work out.

Seven of Eleven said...

The real story: JLo saw him posing with Fez, pulled the drapes shut, and kicked the friendly ghost to the curb.

Morning! And Charlie, I feel for ya.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@TNC, Whoa

Steampunk Jazz said...

Woe

audrey said...

I guess Enty must be suffering from STML or SICR because about 2 months ago he told us that Ghostly and JLo had broken up. Of course there was no official statement made at the time. Personally I think she can do way better, and she looks far more attractive without Ghostly hanging onto her.

Steampunk Jazz said...

KRGL, I can't remember the original blind, it's been so long..
But, The Backup singer RECORDED the albums prior to her death.
J Lo might suck in the studio (or didn't have the sound that the producer wanted.., I wonder
Would J Lo know if the producer replaced her voice, if she weren't told?
(I know I don't sound anything like my recorded voice, to me)

sandybrook said...

The one thing I did read in the story was she sang a capella, so I still say MV is BritBrit. She nevah sings.

rajahcat said...

don't think MV is Brit-she could sing back in the day-but probably has abused her health/voice that not so much now

not sure JLO would be such a big surprise if she was MV though

Jen really does have her head up her own ass though beautiful as it is.......

Vintage Pink said...

I had forgotten JL has kids!!
Maybe she forgets too....

Sherry said...

Right we never see or hear about her chirrens. Pictures in the DM with them on the beach but no young'uns there. When's the last time anyone saw them?

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, but that's not really fair. If she did have lots of pics with her children, we'd be all "she's pimping out the kiddos for pap shots!!" and "Bethenny Frankel wannabe!!" Like we do with those. Celebs can't win, y'all.

Alita said...

Enjoy it, @Violet! Yay you!

Alita said...

Woah cheek was it?

sugarbread maker said...

Buy yourself a box of wine and watch oitnb all weekend with snacks girl

sugarbread maker said...

Right now girl

figgy said...

I can't stand JLo, but I have to grudgingly admit two things about her:

1. I wish I had her body, and
2. Her JLo brand "boyfriend jeans" are fabulous, I mean, my now favorite jeans of all time.

Jazzy said...

No Enty, she was on Nightline doing her "I'm just a regular girl who believes in love and trying to figure it out" shtick. You know, the one she did after Affleck cheated on her. Speaking of Affleck, guess she's finally realizing that he won't ruin his rep and leave Jen Garner for her. No need to keep the gay boy toy on payroll. I'm sure she'll still answer Ben's booty calls though.

sugarbread maker said...

The kids think Jlo is that nice lady that visits us every now and again

Jessica Larson said...

She's a no talent joke & this just a girl from the Bronx looking 4 love act is just pathetic for a women approaching 50.

Henriette said...

Maybe now she will pay for a good looking guy now. I feel sorry for the Dragon Twins because Derp was always taking care of them.

Jessica Larson said...

She is no talent & has become a joke, her act of just a Bronx working girl looking for love is pathetic for a woman over 40.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Wavering wildly, I'll willfully waffle and leave you to wonder.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I wonder if Rosie Perez is laughing her as off from inside her Brooklyn home this morning?

Senor Salty said...

I guess Jenny from the block was missing two rocks that Casper the friendly phag yearned for.

Henriette said...

Well at least she didn't marry him.

Henriette said...

Well at least she didn't marry him.

B626 said...

No shit?
:)

Randa E said...

Why they even hooked up in the first place, has always baffled me.. Her with her diva BS and him with his fugliness.. SMDH!