Somehow Lindsay Lohan talked her way into a stage production of David Mamet's Speed The Plow in London. The dates have been announced and Lindsay will be required to be there for eight shows a week. The producers will be lucky if she shows up for half of them and half of those she will probably be a mess. Count on one or two mediocre performances a week for your money. The play starts its run on September 24 and runs through November 30. I can already see her making excuses for the last week of the show because of American Thanksgiving. The week of Halloween is probably a no go. She will probably decide she is a huge fan of Columbus and ask for a week off to celebrate him in October and of course she will need to honor veterans by taking the week of Veteran's/Remembrance Day off to honor the troops. Combined with her sick days and some vacation and her commitments elsewhere, the only day she will probably show up is the first day if rehearsal and the press day set for October 2nd. Other than that your guess is as good as mine as to the days she will actually be on stage. Lindsay is in great company when it comes to displaying her acting talents because Madonna was the first to play the role of Karen.