Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Skipped Her Brother's Graduation

With money to be made from her married boyfriend and hotel and shopping bills to be racked up, Lindsay Lohan decided to skip her youngest brother Cody's high school graduation. If Oprah had picked up her show for a second season they probably would have wanted to film it so Lindsay would have gone, but she is having far too much fun in London to do something so mundane. Lindsay is going to run out of time on her stay in London soon and then she will be forced to come back to the States and will have to resume her partying in clubs where cameras are allowed and the world will see that she is the same drunken buffoon we have come to dislike. At this point it looks like she has given up on doing anything in life but partying and shopping and the occasional photo shoot where she can keep all the clothes. Maybe she is hoping if she stays long enough Ladies Of London might start shooting again and she can show up with Caprice somewhere. More likely is that she is hoping her boyfriend will get divorced and she can get married and stay in London, so lets all root for the guy to get divorced.

44 comments:

Violet said...

To be fair to Lilo, none of my 4 siblings came to my graduation. And I like to think they're quite find of me.

sandybrook said...

Its not like she is going to live a long life and she doesnt give a shit so why should you and I?

derek harvey said...

What a bitch. Off with her head!

Is enty referring to Caprice---the blonde from that amazing Surreal Life show? That show was the best!

Violet said...

Fond.

TalksTooMuch said...

I keep forgetting she has other siblings. It's like the Osbourne daughter that refused to be filmed

TalksTooMuch said...

I liked Strange Love better, Derek. That was all kinds of awesomesauce

Karen said...

I'm sure that her brother would prefer that she didn't come.

Jessica Larson said...

LiLo's got get that $ while she still can, you know that entire family is dependent on her, including the little bro.

Violet said...

Caprice just had 2 sons - one by surrogate and one by her, within a month of each other. I remember all sorts of useful information.

derek harvey said...

I liked the Surreal Life when Tawny Kittaen had that meltdown in the pool when she was fighting with her boyfriend and then turned lesbian for 5 minutes.

"OOOH I am feelin reeeeal naughty-not myself at all. ladies come in the pool and plaaay with me" lol

Jessi said...

Are we 100% sure the US just won't let her back in? Finally just said, you take her, we don't want her!

TalksTooMuch said...

I like how her agent / business manager quit when she told her she was naked in the pool. That's someone actually looking out foryou

GatorGirl said...

I thought there was a blind about her being in negotiations with a middle easterner to marry. ..What happened with that?

derek harvey said...

lol---that show was the best. and Chynas midnight meth meltdowns lol

Kaye said...

What does this crazy mess offer a rich guy that he'd leave his wife for? I get she's basically an expensive hooker but her sell by date for that is fast approaching. I watched one episode of her show - what a pathetic immature drama queen, yeah that's attractive.

sugarbread maker said...

but i'm sure lilo gave her bro a cut of that nights fees to make up for it.

derek harvey said...

Imagine having to go to high school as Lilos brother everyday? that would be dreadful

Riven said...

Rooting for his wife to take all his $$$ in the divorce due to adultery but no one telling Lindsay and then she's married and poor and no one cares. Except Drunk Mom obvs.

Lioness70 said...

@Sandy

Yolo.

Surprised that's not tattooed on her.

(I only know what that means thanks to my son.)

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm with Karen - her not showing up was a gift in and of itself.

OneEyeCharlie said...

C'mon, England... take one for the team. Do that and we will consider the whole Lend Lease thing paid in full.

GMastro said...

I am sure the other families at St. Anthony's were happy that Lindsay stayed away. As it was, Dina apparently made a spectacle of herself hootin' & hollering like an idiot when Cody's name was called. My acquaintance that was also at the graduation said there was a collective eye roll from the audience. I did get a chuckle on Friday when I spotted Cody playing chauffeur to Dina are town.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I can't believe I'm sticking up for Lindsay, but perhaps she knew the graduation would turn into a circus if she attended?

Ray Nicolet said...

I like her coat.

rajahcat said...

ditto Just Another

but I am rooting for the divorce

NaughtyNurse said...

Whatever. Maybe he was glad to have the focus on HIM on his big day, and not on his drunk floosy of a sister, chain smoking and hitting on all the dads in the crowd.

Sherry said...

GMastro: Good dirt. Dina must have been drunk already. Sad her son had to squire her around on his graduation. He should have been hanging with his friends, not his mommy.

And yeah, what happened to the deal to marry some foreign guy so he could get his green card and do business here?

MISCH said...

No man is stupid enough too marry Hohan

Riven said...

@GatorGirl Same guy. The holdup was & is he needs to get divorced. The guy is married with kids.

Gayeld said...

Cody isn't her youngest brother. Remember that one Kate Major popped out. Isn't Daddy raising that one while Mommy's off in the pen for a short stay?

timebob said...

it isn't a holdup when the man has no intentions of getting divorced

This is why i love hypocritelohan, she went on and on of how much she loves her family on that show of hers, how she wanted to buy Cody a 55k SUV. But couldn't afford it.

She doesn't give a shit about any of them unless there is some benefit to her.

Penelope said...

Yawn. Next.

LottaColada said...

Maybe he didn't want her there to begin with!

auntliddy said...

Hard to go anywhere when you cant find the door.

nora nader said...

Hard to go anywhere when you cant find the door.

ROFL!!! Love it!!

sandybrook said...

Long Island is full of brothers who have sisters plenty worse then her trust me on this. there ain't much for kids to do out there so they all start very young.

auntliddy said...

I grew up there and there is plenty to do on LI!, sandy. First of all, 20 mins from city by train, plus museums, movies, gyms ect. We didnt all have drug addicted parents who had been in jail ya know.

MadLyb said...

Too bad her brother didn't have $50,000 to give her. Then again, she would have just taken the money and not shown up anyway.

To be fair, maybe she didn't want to take the spotlight off of him (I can't believe I just defended this twit).

cricket said...

Having Blohan not show up to embarrass him was probably the best Graduation gift he could have.

dee said...

Thanks but no thanks, England would rather have the Lend Lease.

sandybrook said...

Liddy I wouldn't have let my kids go into the city alone if I had them.

auntliddy said...

Sandy, we were 15 or older. Different times. Very different times.

Unknown said...

Why would anyone marry, a broke, careerless, drunken, drug addled loser, when they can get the cow for free? Nobody is marrying a girl with multiple STD's, and a sexual history in the hundreds, many hundreds. She's party worthy and sex worthy if you can afford the cost and the fact she's running on fumes and could OD at any time.
He's not leaving his wife, and if he does, it's not going to be for LiHO.

figgy said...

Or how about if she just kicks the bucket already?