Thursday, June 12, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

Jane Seymour was in Monte Carlo with

Jennifer Morrison and
Tia Carrere.
Jerry Hall out with a guy who likes to drink in the street.
Not drinking in the street was Jaime King looking pretty good.
Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy are still sticking it out.
Also sticking out are Jessica Simpson's lips.
Jason Sudeikis and Alison Brie filming their new movie.
Kirsten Dunst is in London.

40 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

We are seeing a ton of Jaime King... or Pressly. I still don't know the difference between them, but King Pressly must have sprung for a whole month's subscription to the photos.

nancer said...

These bitches need to leave their lips alone. That looks horrible.

derek harvey said...

Kiki!

derek harvey said...

Kiki has nice normal lips

OneEyeCharlie said...

What, pray tell, are the Golden Nymph awards?

Tara said...

JANE SEYMOUR. DAAAAAAAMN! Tia also looks stupendous.

GatorGirl said...

What in gym workout hooker heel hell is Jessica wearing? Either wear your comfy clothes and some cute tennies, but a sweatsuit and pumps?

califblondy said...

No Enty Hymie does not look good.

Good for Jerry, it's nice to find a guy who drinks in the street.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@gator, that girl has been wearing heels for so long, I bet her Achilles tendon has shrunk and she Can't wear flats.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey califblondy, good timing!

Count Jerkula said...

P: Brie

M: McCarthy

B: Simpleton

jack ducky said...

Doesn't Donnie know fedoras are a no no? They make anyone who wears them look 1000x douchier.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Just did a close up of Jessica's lips, not That close...she looks like she suctioned a sewer main to get that puffy.
Donnie looks like a loser Batman with the best woman that he could afford from the whorehouse. Yeesh.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Bag man, not Batman..grr

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Steamy... Somewhere John Mayer tinkled in his pants a little...

Bebedog said...

Why is Tia holding her dress out on the side?
Why is Jaime King in the pictures so much lately and all of a sudden?
Why does Jessica keep screwing up her face?
So many questions.....

Jessi said...

Who doesn't like to drink on the street? That's when you know its a partay! I am actually surprised that Enty missed the opportunity to say that Kiki isn't drinking on street.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, if you think Jaime King looks good, we have vastly different opinions on healthy and / or green skin and or / sweaters.

I love how Kiki just looks so normal

sandybrook said...

A girl who used to live in my town looks just like Jaime does in this pic and my mouth dropped for a sec because her name is also Jaymie.
Kiki and Milo together in the same city is asking a lot of a city and its police force.

maggs said...

Jenny's legs are orange. They do not match her toes or her arms.

AJ said...

Whoa @Mags
Your right. Totally oompah loompah orange going on with Jenny's legs

Renoblondee said...

Jaime looks like shit and I don't know who she is.

urban chaos said...

I always remember Jaime king because she went to rehab for heroin at 18 or 19?
Douchetastic Donnie is wearing a fedora so he can gain an inch in height.

Jessica, messica, I don't believe for a second you got that body by diet and exercise alone. You're taking some sort of pill no doubt!

Cee Kay said...

Jennifer Morrison needs to fire her stylist. And her hairdresser. I like her, but there is nothing right about this pic.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Yes, Jamie King has come a long way from her teen model years, it's a miracle she survived the drugs. It's nice to see her doing so well.

Chris J said...

Remember when she dated Kid Rock?

StuffandNonsense said...

I pray to the aging goddesses that I grow old like Jane Seymour - make it so.

I love Kiki, but she's looking a little sloppy. Note to self: Must re-watch Melancholia.

Malibu Borebee said...

There is a whole lotta fug in these pics. Drunkst is the best of the lot, never a good sign.

I'm with Cee Kay, that milkmaid hair is awful and it looks like Morrison's small head is on someone else's big body. Her dress is very MOB with embarrassing cleavage.

Tia's dress is piss-elegant and Jane Seymour's is a nightgown.

Sprink said...

@Kristin There are too many Jaime/Jamie's, too many Chris's, and too many Ashley/Ashlees.

Just. Too. Many.

As for Monte Carlo style, I'll pass.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Malibu, that Morrison dress has to be Elie Saab.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sprink, all the Chris's wouldn't be so bad, but they all look like a Galifinakis foot.

Sprink said...

Thanks for reminding me. Too many Zach/Zacs as well.

Sprink said...

I'm conflicted about my use of apostrophes.

BitchieMitchie said...

She can wear those cute heeled sneakers. It would have looked chic with this leisure suit. Instead of looking like a South Anerican maid in Sunday.

teresa crane said...

WHY heels with sweats? Please don't tell me this is a thing now.

NaughtyNurse said...

Uh…who DOESN'T like to drink in the street????

And Jaime King doesn't look good. She looks anorexic and overly bleached/processed.

StuffandNonsense said...

Agree, Naughty Nurse, Jaime King does NOT look good. The bra is good, but she's very thin and the hair looks like straw.

A Pretty Cat in LA said...

Jesus Christ, Jane Seymour! Please God let me look like her when I'm 70.

Jaime King's hair color is the wrong shade, it makes her skin look deathly pale. She needs a warmer blond & tinted moisturizer.

Scallywag said...

Sorry, Jennifer Morrison, mint is not your color. And Heidi Hair does not go with formal wear.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Wtf Jennifer Morrison? That's one for the FUG hall of fame!