Monday, June 09, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

Jennifer Lopez got over Casper Smart by shopping and whining that the World Cup organizers won't let her lip synch.

Joe Manganiello makes a Hawaiian shirt look good.
Jessica Simpson at a baby shower that was not her own.
Kate Mara and her boyfriend Max Minghella.
Kelly Osbourne with her Crazy Eyes tribute.
Katy Perry sends a virtual postcard.
Lady GaGa always wanted to be in a hair band.
Mischa Barton out alone again.
Mr. Bean has a new girlfriend.

42 comments:

Krystie Rachelle said...

Ohhhhhh Joe. When in Hawaii one shouldn't be wearing a shirt!

sandybrook said...

I thought Kelly was cleaning up her act?
Mr. Bean probably could have gone younger but hes age appropriate somewhat.
Mischa always looks so sad and lonely.
gaga always looks like an ass.

Dingle Barry said...

JLo, Joe, Jess, Who?
Blah, blah, blah...some others look great but I can't recall that many in the list, oh, Mischa looks great.

Riven said...

Ugh Mischa of course you'd spend $100 at Kitsons on a shirt that says "punk."

I'm just gonna stop there and listen to some Black Flag before I go on a rant.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What's Joe ManGina's story, anyway. He is a Capitol $ shamefuck. I'm not sure I would survive the walk with soul intact...

Krystie Rachelle said...

@steam Souls are overrated anyways. I so would. Soul less and barefoot, with a ripped shirt and a big smile on my face all the way home.

Seven of Eleven said...

Jess is getting scrawny. :/ And cradling someone else's pregnant tummy is poor form.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Krystie, I figured to die in Situ of Coitus Giganticus. That way, no walk of shame and he would NEVER forget me.. ; D

sugarbread maker said...

i bet gagmewithaspoon's 80s hair band would just rip off all the other 80s hair bands that did it better than stomp around and call it art

Sass71 said...

Oh Edmund Blackadder, I didn't know you needed a lady friend... *stalk, stalk*

Krystie Rachelle said...

Death by Big Dick Richie has got to be in the top 10 ways to go.

Lady Heisenberg said...

WORD.

Gaga has become the new Mimi with respects to the yo-yo weight shifts

Jessica Larson said...

I think Mischa thinks she's fat & is trying to cover up, but really she's probably only a size 6, which is still a small. She should just take some time & work on herself, get in therapy, get a personal trainer, & a decent stylist.

Sherry said...

Gaga actually looks good with dark hair..

WTH is Kelly thinking there? Ugh that looks horrid!

Count Jerkula said...

P: Perry

M: Mara

B: Simpleton/Preggo tag team

Wee S said...

Jesus Kate Mara looks abit like Anna Wintour there.

Susan said...

Ooooh. I love Jessica Simpson's dress.

Katy Perry has a smokin' bod.

Desperation is just oozing from Gaga's pores.

Susan said...

Ooooh. I love Jessica Simpson's dress.

Katy Perry has a smokin' bod.

Desperation is just oozing from Gaga's pores.

Shelly Shell said...

Jessica looks very good, but needs to quit bleaching the hell out of her hair & the bad extenstions.

bunny honey said...

Damnit Joe! I was hoping to just stroll through the "Random Photoes" but you effed that up! Now I got to stop on your photo for a little self satisfaction for 15 to 20 minutes!
Damnit!

Snapdragon said...

The woman with Rowan Atkinson looks like Nigella Lawson.

TalksTooMuch said...

Joe MangeMange! Yay! And you're right, Krystie, that is a terrible shirt. Take it off right now,Joe! Um, slowly

AJ said...

Darn.
Wish Joe had his shirt off or the rest of his cloths. Where's FFF when ya need it ?

Krystie Rachelle said...

Right TTM. Completely unbuttoned is also acceptable. I would be happy to rub him down with baby oil if he needed. You know, simply as a public service.

Renoblondee said...

Love that pic of Katy. Well, you all know that. LOL

Jade said...

I'd like to spread Joe on a biscuit.

KS said...

MVP reveal finally?

Malibu Borebee said...

Joe Mangina is 100% gay.

chopchop said...

Kelly Osbourne is as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.

Sorry, I just cannot stand her.

sugarbread maker said...

Word!!! HE was a gay escort for a loooong time in Hollywood until he happened upon his big break on tb.

Sarah said...

I doubt Joe Manjello would leave much of you intact haha

Anotheramy said...

Am I the only one seeing that Jessica Simpsons face looks really weird?

Jo said...

I could be wrong, but isn't that Rowan Atkinson's daughter?

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Ella Bee said...

Jessica is back to not eating and on the coke. She is WAY too skinny (for her frame) here. For her, this is not healthy- it already came out that her weight loss/tone for Daisy Duke was due to starvation, and she looks even more gaunt in the face here.

Kat has left the building said...

She is SO MV! Why would anyone who is one of the "singers" in THE World Cup theme song not go to Brazil to perform it? This plus the clue about her laughing at the appearance of the real MV singer locks in JLo for me. Britney would never laugh at someone.

Sprink said...

Thank you, Seven! It always looks one step away from heading south and copping a feel. Which is impolite.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

You lost me after Joe!
Until I saw Mr. Bean. Much luv to him cuz "he makes me laugh".

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

P. Yes to Joe

M. Yes to Joe

B. No!

Hanwi said...

Poor desperate Lady Caca... Another day, another style she has ripped off somewhere, and nobody still cares.

Procrastibator said...

I hope Cher clit punts Gag Gag for stealing her schtick

Randa E said...

Whoa!!! Gaga gives a whole new level of "the higher the hair, the closer to God"!!!!