Monday, June 30, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Quick And Dirty

#1 - This former A list singer who is a B lister with a fake name must have a lot of charm because according to his television actress ex he is about two inches. Max.

#2 - This former A list singer who started off with a big bang and clings to that first album's fame with a death grip vise took a vacation with her husband to try and save their marriage after he caught her cheating. It is a frequent occurrence.

#3 - This married B list mostly television actress who acts and does voices cut in front of someone the other day in line and when the person objected, our actress went off on a four letter tirade and brought up the fact she is a celebrity and makes more money than the other person and that she would stand where she wanted. I'm sure her daughter was proud.

48 comments:

sandybrook said...

2 Alanis Morrisette

sandybrook said...

3-Nancy Cartwright maybe?

The Real Dragon said...

1.Adam Levin looks like he has small dick. Unlesss ya got pics you wanna share. not that im asking or anthing

Sarah said...

Kristin Bell haha

Renoblondee said...

Alanis is good guess.

Sarah said...

I don't know, those skinny dudes are usually well endowed

MontanaMarriott said...

3.Cree Summer?

Renoblondee said...

Dragon I imagine it's quite the opposite.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

1. Kid Rock / Pamcakes. (Maybe that's why they call him a kid.)

Sprink said...

#1, Engelbert Humperdinck. (Fugazi name)

The Real Dragon said...

@Reno and Sarah ya might be right

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

3. Sarah M Gellar.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Then again, for Pammy after Tommy Lee, she might think 6" looks like 2".

Freya said...

Jewel?

Meg said...

3. I hope not Katey Segal…acts (Sons of Anarchy, Married w/Children), does voice work (Futurama), has a little girl w/husband Kurt Sutter. No stranger to profanity for sure.

Tricia Shaw said...

2) Avril

Seven of Eleven said...

To me, a four-letter tirade is when my dog gets under my feet while I'm cooking and I say, "M O V E!!" She books it. Four letters, ultimate champion. Works on housemates in your space, too, but you sometimes have to add an extra letter. "L E A V E!!"

#1 - does she bring a ruler to the bedroom? If so, he should be allowed to use it on her, too. And send it in as a BI.

Freya said...

She's divorced.

Tricia Shaw said...

1) Marilyn Manson
2) Avril
3) prob sagal

Tricia Shaw said...

Mansions ex being mcGowen

Steampunk Jazz said...

#3 Rachel lee Cook - voiceover queen and "star" in Tangled

Dave said...

#2 works for Alanis in terms of career. It also works for Edie Brickell, and there have been a number of blinds here that seem to be about her and Paul Simon. Problem, though, is that you'd figure the blind would have alluded to him.

Tricia Shaw said...

@freya of your referring to Avril..she divorced Whitley years ago.remarried chad Kroeber. Still married...rumblings of marital problems,etc

Tricia Shaw said...

*chad kroeger

WareCat said...

I thought Manson too, but his dick pics r everywhere & he's always pulled it out on stage in the mid '90s.

He's over 2 inches.

Steampunk Jazz said...

#2Robin Sparkles of Course!

Tricia Shaw said...

@ware...dunno...seen footage, er inchage, in this case of him whipping it on stage...pretty minuscule

Prob. Not 2 inches , ex was just making a point I imagine

Tricia Shaw said...

http://www.eonline.com/news/541187/avril-lavigne-almost-loses-her-bikini-bottoms-while-on-vacation-with-hubby-chad-kroeger-see-the-pic

sugarbread maker said...

Eminem..m&m
Alanis
Allison hannagan. Himym. 2 daughters right?

jane3113 said...

Could #2 be Shania Twain? The cheating being the weird spouse swap with bff and now she's cheating on the new guy?

Big bang seems like a clue though.

Vera Christina said...

I live near the US/Canada border and while Alanis hasn't had anything as big as 1996 Jagged Little Pill she's had good radio play for subsequent releases.

I like the Shania guess.

Frosty said...

#3 - Carrie Fisher

Tricia Shaw said...

Emenim is a rapper with no ex actress GF
The most recent pix of a couple on vaca is Avril and chad..Alannis was on one a month before Avril, and she does get radio play.
Avril sa one hit wonder album and cheats constantly, hence the end of her first marriage and relationship with Brody Jenner

Tricia Shaw said...

Ask her exes, they'll tell u

Maisie said...

2. Leann Rimes?

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Isn't two inches the standard size? I don't look at other dude's dongs.

Gayeld said...

I swear, I thought you meant the Disney movie. Thank you, Google.

Studio54 said...

Prince.

Mark B said...

To be different, Adele for #2?

I thought the problem in Avril's marriages was more that she wouldn't have sex, not that she cheated.

Malibu Borebee said...

Adele's had more than one hit album and isn't married.

Avril was my first guess. In the pics I noticed she was still dressing up as a 12 year old when she's 30 if she's a day.

crila16 said...

#3 - I guess Money = Respect. Wow...so if I'm rich, I can be nasty and rude to people, do whatever I want with no consequences, but because I have money, I should be treated with respect.

SMG priorities are backwards. She needs a good beating.

crila16 said...

Actually #3...Kristen Bell is an excellent guess too...she does funny little voices.

teresa crane said...


1. Kid Rock. Fake name and dated Pam A
2. Avril she cheated on Derek constantly. I don't think Alanis would cheat
3. "Does voices", meaning animation work?
I haven't seen an any of the recent ones - including Frozen so I'm not sure. Has to have a daughter

wahoowifey said...

@ Sprink lol...that's my cat's name ;)

Tricia Shaw said...

Has no one still gotten that my guess of Marilyn Manson/fake name/ ex tv actress GF -rose McGowan from "charmed"- hence is charm...is right??
Dang..don't need the glory but..still guessing kid rock? His penis is ginormous, as documented by several women...Noone saw pix..I did..and u think Pam Anderson hanging for years with an insect penis..c,mon now people

AJ said...

I think Alanis of Avril works for blind # 2.

rolotomassi said...

Im with you @Tricia Shaw for 1&2 ... you had me at Sonja Braga!!!
& guys Pamela was MARRIED to Kid Rock-not them... & Rose M. is a biig gossiper(listen 2 me here on a gossip blog)

Tricia Shaw said...

@rolo lol thanks.....!! You had me sonja too funny..
Don't know much bout rose except she's quite...strange, so is MM....and def. Not packing....!!