Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Quick And Really Dirty

#1 - This married former almost A list mostly movie actor used to be a guy who women loved. Then he went in to hiding and only his actress wife ever seems to emerge. She does play his favorite game of change the diaper though. Yep. He does. Lest you think he is old, he is really young still.

#2 - Matthew Perry used to hook up with the wife in #1. Called her clinical and the biggest b**ch he ever dated.

#3 - This former A list tweener turned bad television movie actress and now just a full-time singer with problems was the biggest buyer of all the remaining best selling sizzurp before it was taken off the shelves. Now she has all kinds of people offering her tons of money for her supply. She is keeping it for herself.


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    1. Nooo. Not Freddie playing weirdy Freudian type games. My eyes.

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  2. Freddie has grey hair though but he fits...

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  3. Kristin nailed it, I think.

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  4. No such thing as a bad television movie---there always amazing!

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  5. I'm sorry, whaaaaat?
    The SMG/Prinze guess is brilliant though.

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  6. Called her clinical?

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  7. 3. Hil Duff why notsies

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  8. I agree with syf for number 3. Brandy the ho.

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  9. Nice, Kristin!!

    But what is the comment about the diaper? Does he have health problems?

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    1. Lol CeBe, clearly the answer is yes but possibly not how you meant!

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  10. Freddie
    3. Selena
    Why is Freddie in hiding though. I didn't get that

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  11. Yeah CoBe, is it for his health or just for kicks? I was wondering too.

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  12. So Justin's going after the sizzurp stash. Well played Selena.

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  13. CoBe, Reno, I looked it up (YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE):

    How to Understand Diaper Lovers
    Diaper lovers are adults who wear diapers for non-medical reasons. These may include convenience, sexual pleasure, or simply preferring the way they feel over regular underwear.

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    1. I should note Step 1 is "Approach the topic with an open mind"

      Side effects include constipation, diaper rash, toxic poop smell following you around and of course, exposing your insane fucked up craziness to your loved ones.

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    2. Or just watch the CSI episode with the giant man-baby that got thrown off a roof. He had a wet nurse! Also see Shoot 'Em Up with Clive Owen

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  14. Freddie isn't hiding he just doesn't do shit anymore. He worked as a writer for WWE for awhile now he sits at home while she works.

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    1. He does too! He shits in his diaper and Buffy changes it!

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    2. Buffy would kick his ass, but there was a nappy explosion so it was all gross :(((

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  15. I was at a loss for 1, but FP JR does sound good & SMG.

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  16. I just think Prince JR keeps a low profile now, he could be working more be working if he would do more tv & indies.

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  17. Does he drink his milk out of baby bottles play in his crib with a rattle and eat his food while sitting in a high chair?

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  18. Sugar show yo'self out

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  19. depends - sugarbread that is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Well done.

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  20. Fredy is one of those that you have to wonder if something happened to him to make him sort of give up, he only seems to now work for a paycheck doing voiceover stuff or a recurring supporting tv character.

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  21. Yes again! (Third time is a charm though! Maybe in the film room)

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  22. The diaper story about SMG and Freddie has been around for a while.

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  23. Hmmm. Well, I wear granny panties, so who am I to judge?

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  24. Hmmm. Well, I wear granny panties, so who am I to judge?

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  25. #3) Where was codeine cough syrup "on the shelves"? I wanna go there to shop. People do know that there's more than one brand of cough syrup with codeine in it, right? 'Coz if not, they're pretty frickin stupid.
    If you're gonna melt a Jolly Rancher and add something carbonated, why does the brand matter? I hate this blind.
    Note: I have no experience with purple drank, but have some knowledge of codeine.

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  26. I'd say Ariana Grande for #3....her song "Problem"

    And she'd win no Emmy in my book.

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  27. Sometimes I pee when I laugh too hard and wine is usually the culprit. But I wouldn't wear a diaper though

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  28. It's sometimes referred to as AB or Adult Baby and can involve wearing diapers and role play.

    Rumors that Sonny Bono was an AB, Benji Madden, FPJ and possibly Brad P if you believe his bodyguard:

    http://www.examiner.com/article/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-have-a-baby-and-diaper-sex-fetish-according-to-bodyguard

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  29. The rumor that Freddie likes to play the baby is REALLY old. I can't remember if it came from the old A list or from the original APS website.

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  30. #1 - Not my thing but as long as they're consenting adults I just don't care.
    #2 - Did Matthew Perry date SMG?
    #3 - Don't know who, but I do remember being able to get codeine cough medicine from a pharmacy by signing for it (Yeah, I'm old).

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  31. Pretty sure codeine hasn't been on the shelves since Selena was in diapers.

    (Ok that's an obvious exaggeration but it's been a long ass time)

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  32. It is NOT Fredo. So stop.

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  33. Not freddy since he is on witches of east end on lifetime

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  34. None of these girlfriends seem to fit. http://m.famousfix.com/p119/matthew-perry/dating-history

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  35. 1) Tom Sizemore
    2) Maeve Quinlan

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  36. 1. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

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  37. 1. Matthew Broderick and SJP

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  38. The FP rumor has been around since *I* was in diapers.

    He was so cute once. Some of the most beautiful guys are into the most sick things: urolagnia, coprophagia, you name it.

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  39. Yeah how does one get Codeine syrup without a script.

    Never heard the AB rumor about Freddy and could go the rest of my life without that.

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  40. 1 Matthew Broderick and SJP
    2. SJP, and you can't blame her for being clinical if she changes diapers. Hygiene and all.

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  41. That's disgusting, sorry it is, when your husband craps in a diaper just for the joy of it and you have to change it, I mean seriously? That's gross. If my husband donned a diaper, crapped himself for pleasure and asked me to change him for his personal enjoyment, I'd leave. Over, out. Gone. Immediately. No discussion. Game over.

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  42. Did FPJ change when he reached the same age his dad died at. Perhaps he was afraid of history repeating in terms of mental illness. I would guess that would continue to have an impact.

    Or SMG is a frosty mood Hoover who has infantilised him sufficiently that he needs to poop for candies!

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  43. I find SMG SSOOOO damn unappealing in every way that i'd guess it be her for
    matt Perry's comment..but I LIKE Freddy P. & I like the Brandy guess-she's no angel by any means only did that tv movie Cinderella that anyone watched now just singing.

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  44. FPJ was cute back in the data but now he's a total DILF! He was too skinny before. I hope this isn't about him.

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  45. That is one fetish that I just could not deal with, sorry. Holy shit.
    All I know is that the Doodyfull wifey in #2 (see what I did there) should hook up with tweener #3 and keep actor #1 perpetually sizzurped out, because let's be real, constipation is a main side effect. Everybody (relatively) wins!

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  46. This FPJ rumor is new to me! Mind BLOWN right now

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    1. He wants her to blow him where the Pampers is

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  47. Wow. Can't wrap my mind around this fpj thing

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  48. There are adults who wear diapers for sexual reasons?!

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  49. remember reading in the Enquirer when Three to Tango was out that Neve Campbell had set up SMG and Matt Perry and they were dating, although she would have been with Freddie at the time if they got together on IKWYDLS? Then again, Enquirer also said she was hooking up with David Boreanz and had pics of them in a club drunk with her giving him a lap dance and also that on set of Scream 2 Jerry O Connell dumped her for Neve? Who knows. God, I used to love Buffy.

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