I'm sure it was a hotly contested debate of rationalism versus empiricism in modern metaphysics. Mariah be name dropping Kant and Courtney be like step off your high horse bitch cause this is the real world.
And then CZJ walks in with a copy of The Communist Manifesto and C-Love is like bitch do you even go here? And CZJ narrows her eyes at them, sniffs the air slightly and says "stay proletarian" before wandering out into the hall aimlessly.
Rainbows and unicorns?
ReplyDeleteHello Kitty, sunshine and lollipops?
ReplyDeleteProbably the usual womanly stuff, best washing powder, periods, cost of a pint of milk these days.
ReplyDeleteAnd then maybe a chat about thd best way to get rid of your annoying husband.
DeleteFiskar's party?
ReplyDeleteProbably nothing that made a bit of sense.
ReplyDeleteButterflies
ReplyDeleteCourtney always has a motive.
ReplyDeleteThe mother fucken DREAM TEAM!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteor dumb and dumber. Depends on the time of day,,,,,
Weight loss strategies? Shoes? B flat?
ReplyDeleteDuets
ReplyDeleteRomy and Michelle the musical
DeleteHush, @sugarbread! They'll hear you! You may have invoked the very thing I fear.
ReplyDeleteThat musical would be EPIC!!!
DeleteOne of Mariah's favorite records is "Live Through This"....yes, somehow I know this.
ReplyDeleteIt's a great album, @Brenda L!
DeleteIs it considered a discussion if both parties simply talk about themselves and don't acknowledge or respond to what the other person says?
ReplyDeleteDon't care.
ReplyDeleteLove: F Mariah, (cough hack) You look f'n hotttt!
ReplyDeleteMariah: Yes Dahlibg, I always do.
Crickets
Hey left nut.
ReplyDeleteHey right nut.
Look at the penis between us.
I'm surprised Mariah let Courtney dominate the photo as much as she did.
ReplyDeleteLots of celeb gossip. Best weight loss pills, boys, clothes, fav champagne---everything but boring stuff like being a mother etc.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it was a hotly contested debate of rationalism versus empiricism in modern metaphysics. Mariah be name dropping Kant and Courtney be like step off your high horse bitch cause this is the real world.
ReplyDeleteAnd then CZJ walks in with a copy of The Communist Manifesto and C-Love is like bitch do you even go here? And CZJ narrows her eyes at them, sniffs the air slightly and says "stay proletarian" before wandering out into the hall aimlessly.
Mimi probably thought she was a staff member
ReplyDeleteLotta if she thought that, she wouldn't have even let Courtney look in her direction!
DeleteThey look like a live action version of Dr Teeth and Janice.
ReplyDeleteMee-mee-mee mee!
DeleteBravo, Kristin
DeleteBeaker!!!
DeleteWho has the better happy pills
ReplyDeleteThe 90's, of course. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that one.
ReplyDeleteWho had the better operation ?
ReplyDelete@Riven wins these comments. :D
ReplyDelete@Snapdragon thanks! :D
DeleteI think "Stay proletarian" is my new "stay classy."
Eminem and where to get a bottle of Boone's Farm around here.
ReplyDeleteagreed @derek!
ReplyDeletei do have to admit i @ my friends after viewing this on insta...i will also admit that i follow CLove on instagram.
Depends.
ReplyDeleteDepends.
ReplyDeleteCrazy pills for sure !!
ReplyDeleteI second the Eminem guess but I would go with a Magnum of Veuve
ReplyDeleteonly the best for Mimi
What Violet (10:03) said.
ReplyDeleteThise idiots? What, you think they are part of some sort of Algonquin Table?!! Guess again!
ReplyDeletePsych med interactions and dosage levels.
ReplyDeleteThe best drugs/wine to ingest whilst in the bath.
ReplyDeleteOops probably not the bath for Courtney, or maybe she doesn't add water!
ReplyDelete'90s subjects like how much Courtney hates Madonna and how cute Mariah thinks belly-baring tops are. Both these gals are stuck in the past.
ReplyDeleteThe pairing of wine and pills.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure all sorts of crazy shit.
ReplyDeleteRiven I so enjoy your vignettes. They are highly entertaining!
@Sherry thanks! I don't know where these thoughts come from, they just appear! For the record, I don't actually talk like that in person lol
DeleteMimi is getting parenting tips from Courtney. For Nick's sake I hope it's not advice on how to get rid of a husband.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Mimi looks pretty good here.
Pills and fashion while drinking champagne!
ReplyDeleteNothing. Mariah only took this photo knowing she'd look better in comparison.
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