Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Your Turn

A bride in Tennessee dragged her one month old daughter down the aisle, attached to her mom's wedding dress. The mom didn't see anything wrong with it. What do you think?

80 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

Uh wut

ladybaus said...

lol!!!! Janelle got married?

FSP said...

Only in Tennessee

sandybrook said...

There are no words.....

Unknown said...

Did she know it was there!

Jessi said...

This made me laugh so hard when I first saw it. Like seriously, Come on! The older gentleman's face on the right pretty much sums it up.

Kelly said...

Stupid people.

Glitter said...

Funny

JSierra said...

I think the proper term for this is natural selection.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I've never seen a wedding gown used as a travois before.

LottaColada said...

Why?

Violet said...

Ah, come on you miserable lot it was done with the best of intentions, You know, including baby in her parents' wedding and all. Sweet.

GatorGirl said...

This is ghetto non fabulous

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Unknown said...

Beyond words, using a baby as an accessory. This has to be a future episode of Bridezilla's.

ladybaus said...

No no my bad. More like Kenya Moore-Whore after her adoption process and she finally lands a man!

Sherry said...

I saw this yesterday and I was wondering why the hell she would drag a one month old baby on her dress. What the hell was the point of that? She didn't sew the older one on there. It was the stupidest thing I have ever seen. And her reply showed how unintelligent this woman was. Seriously, though nothing happened what about the dirt there on the floor that baby inhaled, could have gotten in her eyes. AND there are people out there who think this is so precious. Natural selection is right.

Anonymous said...

It's ok and not a faux pas as long as the wedding dress was off white...

Riven said...

And thus began a life of riding along on someone else's coattail to get ahead in life...

Snapdragon said...

Setting aside wanting to have your baby in your wedding... I have NO IDEA why anyone would think dragging a baby on the train behind her was a smart thing to do. Quite the opposite. Fucking stupid thing to do.

Did no one honestly voice their concern? Or did the bride do what the bride did 'cause she's the bride, goddammit?

RowdyRodimus said...

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby
I got no mom or dad
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby
and I'm taking a stroll
(he's taking a stroll)
I'm taking a stroll
(taking a stroll)
and I'm taking a stroll

Mama Bear said...

Most people just decorate a wagon....

madeinbrzil said...

Tacky as can be but whatever floats her boat.
The baby wasn't in danger, I don't think so whatever

FourthTurning said...

Wrong on so many counts...still made me laugh. (Not without guilt. Poor baby.)

Riven said...

@Rowdy

I wanna ride my skate.
I wanna stay out late.
I wanna mohawk but mom won't let me get one.

Freya said...

"A bride in Tenn..." That's all I needed to read. Explained everything.

Wen said...

I bet K-Krap and GayFish are jealous that they didn't think of this first.

poppyfresh said...

GHETTO

Unknown said...

CPS needs to visit this family. Just because you gave birth doesn't make you a mother.

Anonymous said...

@rowdy
HA!

ItsCourtneyD said...

Shit like this makes me ashamed to be from Tennessee. We aren't all like this!!

Anonymous said...

Makes no sense.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Simmer down there sir. I had my babies drive John Deers down the aisle like a well groomed southern lady ;)

Seven of Eleven said...

The bride's cousin said the baby wasn't dragged, just placed on the dress for a photo. (Um... ok...)

The bride's response, however, was that Jesus approves.

The answer is we do what we want when we want long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gone continue to be fine. Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! So keep ya mouths running for it was just that Exclusive and Epic enough we made top blog way from small town Ripley, TN and the social media doing what they do, TALK!!!!”

Lady Heisenberg said...

Is that the back of Kimye's bridal gown?! Looks like Nori pregamed too hard at the airport bar, but was probably necessary. You can confirm that Tisci must loathe Kim, although the front bib detail on the gown finally makes sense since there is a baby sewn to the train....

MISCH said...

The woman is an idiot

__-__=__ said...

Wen is spot on! Tennesse Ghetto!

Robert said...

I don't think that baby even has a fighting chance. Someone might as well go ahead and put a bullet in its head right now.

Shelly Shell said...

That poor baby is in for a hell of a life with that for a parent.

FSP said...

lol@nothanks I keed I keed

Jessi said...

She sounds like a sweetheart!

chitownchica said...

Why didn't she just carry the poor baby? Dragging it on the ground is so ridiculous. Love her later comments too. Keep it classy, Tennessee.

Snootches said...

Hope she didnt hit any speedbumps along the way......no?

Anothergrayhare said...

I custom paint wine glasses to look like wedding parties (bride, bridesmaid, etc.) While sitting here working today and listening to CNN, they did a story on this idiot. The best comment was "Why didn't she just tie the baby to the back of the car with the tin cans and streamers". Off to see if I can paint a baby on the base of this dress, some moron will order one soon........

Sillygurl said...

Dear God I Already Want One!

tara17 said...

It's safety issue. The bride could fall backwards, the baby could get caught in the veil, uncle Irv could pass out, etc. Unlikely anything would happen, but a bad idea overall. One that got blown out of proportion.

mooshki said...

Kimye are kicking themselves for not coming up with this idea first.

SaintsFan said...

I hate the hating on TN. It's a great state. I will admit I busted out laughing at this pic and story though. There are stupid people in every state.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Agreed! @saintsfan btw I'm from Tennessee and a saints fan :)

sifichick said...

This is what the Darwin Awards were created for.

SaintsFan said...

Awesome, Courtney! Great state, great team :)

NaughtyNurse said...

I think it was incredibly tacky, but not necessarily reckless. Supposedly the baby was strapped in safely. Not all that different from a baby backpack or baby bjorn. Just waaaaaay tacky.

Unknown said...

One month old babies hardly have any neck control. This was so tacky and dangerous. Fucking idiots.

Unknown said...

I have visions of when people don't realize they've shut their car door on their coats or dresses.......

Yes, I'm ashamed that even crossed my mind. Thanks, National Lampoon

auntliddy said...

Dangerous and stupid and tacky. And the things the couple posted on face book are inane, ungrammatical and just plain ignorant. Pair of first class idiots. Im horrifed at how dumb they are.

Anonymous said...

one month old...this family definitely needs a CPS visit like someone else said and some parenting classes

Cassiopeia said...

Sorry, but it's nothing like having a baby in a Baby Bjorn.

Poor baby is lying what looks to be very uncomfortably on her side.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

She is a weirdo...

JoElla said...

@Seven, OMFG!
I didn't know about her response.

I had to scroll up and reread it again..

" Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train." that is my favorite little gem.

Anyone else excited for next season Tosh.0 I can't wait to see the breakdown on this!!!





Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Are we sure this wasn't in Florida?

Riven said...

I'm born and raised in California but I fell in love with Nashville during a 3-day visit. I really wish I'd gotten the job I was up for and could have moved there. There were so many people walking around, the downtown vibe was incredible and everyone was super friendly.

Alas, I'm stuck at the beach, soaking in radiation from Japan. Yay.

NaughtyNurse said...

JoElla, I LOVE Tosh!! You're right. He will do a JOB on this one!!

Unknown said...

This woman is a fucking idiot. Why didn't she just carry the baby....natural selection is exactly right. I can't believe how dumb some people are.

Anonymous said...

asinine

StuffandNonsense said...

Umm..what in the actual fuckety-fuck?

This woman is a prize turd.

SugarTitz said...

I am totes doing that!!

SugarTitz said...

I bet Queenye is pissed he didn't think of that first

SugarTitz said...

Iknowright?? My first thought when I saw this was please don't be from Tennessee. Half my family from there.

SugarTitz said...

^5 Keep it Klassy Tennessee! !

SugarTitz said...

@riven sit at the beach and wear a surgical mask and see if it makes anyone react any differently.

SugarTitz said...

It would have made more sense to have the baby in a basket pulled in a little red Wagon painted white. But that might have required thought

Sprink said...

Well. I'm converted.

Maureen said...

I read she wanted the baby to walk down the aisle with her. A nice sentiment however the execution was a bit tacky.

Maureen said...

I need a translation.

Aoife said...

Why didn't she carry her FFS?

SugarTitz said...

@aoife.. who's going to carry the bouquet??
you can't strap the bouquet to the train.. that would be soooo weird???
iknowright!!!!!

Riven said...

@Sugarbread That's just the greatest idea of all time and I might have to do it. Imagine if I ask others to do the same and sit spread out sporadically down the beach.

Count Jerkula said...

Come on, with a mother as stupid as this one, the kid would be better off if she tripped on her heels and crushed it.

AKM said...

Hey hey hey...bash Ripley, TN, maybe, but not the whole damn state. I got a hell of an education in TN in the eighties, believe it or not, and I also knew plenty of intelligent people who were born and raised there.

This woman, though, is completely gross and stupid. I read that her dress was Vera Wang and I nearly vomited at the thought that someone that stupid got to have that upscale of a dress. How in the hell did THAT happen?! SMH.

Aoife said...

Through her spokespeople Wang denied it was her design.

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