Monday, July 21, 2014

Adam Levine Got Married

Adam Levine surprised a lot of people by actually going through with his wedding to Behati Prinsloo. After dating seemingly the entire planet of women and more Victoria's Secret models than Leonardo DiCaprio, Adam tied the knot this weekend in Mexico. At a wedding officiated by Jonah Hill and attended by over 300 people, including Robert Downey Jr., and Jason Segel, the Maroon 5 front man finally got married. It must have been hard for Behati to find bridesmaids, most of whom are Victoria's Secret models, who had not slept with Adam, but she persevered and found them and guests got to hair Adam sing a duet with Stevie Nicks at the reception. It sounds like one huge party of a reception and I wonder how many no's Jonah heard when hitting on all the women.

60 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Color me shocked!!

rajahcat said...

counting down to the divorce

start now 3-2-1.....

VIPblonde said...

Oh hayyy, Adam!

Ray Nicolet said...

I wanna hair that duet

sugarbread maker said...

That flora place in Mexico looks nice
Flora farms

TalksTooMuch said...

You can colour me surprised while you're at it. Mazel tov!

Omar Little said...

Jonah Hill officiated? Oh brother.

Frufra said...

@Omar - right??? What's the "eye roll" emoticon?

Shelly Shell said...

So I'm not the only 1, "got to hair Adam sing a duet"?

I can't believe she accepted the proposal right after he got back from a vacation with another VS model?!

All the current VS models just blend together. She's just another with the face of a todler.

Jessica Larson said...

Jonah must of been ordained online by, "Universal Life Church".

At least she doesn't have the face of a 12 year old boy like most models, but yeah couldn't pick her out of a line up & I saw her on "Fashion Police". She made excueses on there about his screwing around.

meme deemed said...

Congrats!

At least he did right by this relationship

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I wonder if there was 1 guest who really thinks this will last.

Seachica said...

Wedding in Mexico. Jonah Hill officiating. Something tells me this wasn't a legal wedding, and when she goes to divorce for alimony, he will laugh in her face.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Because nothing sez "fidelity forever" than marrying a rock star. Just ask Kate Hudson!

figgy said...

Anyone know what nationality her name is? It sounds Indian, but she sure doesn't look Indian.

Never, ever got his appeal.

Tara said...

I have complete face-blindess with her, and every time I see her I think "HER?". She is my Ann Plant.

OneEyeCharlie said...

It wasn't Chris' fault, Guido. A guy can only say 'No" so often. It's also hard to say no while wasted on smack

car54 said...

I've been seeing a lot of pictures of them this weekend and I can't get past how big Adam's head is compared to hers. He is shorter, but his face is a lot bigger than her face.

Lil P said...

Luv this pic VIP! Thx. Doesn't the hand belong to one of his ex's?

trainrides said...

@figgy Wikipedia says she's from Namibia :)

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

not surprised he's a big whore, I am most surprised that a singer can actually sing, so many are just pretty or lucky I guess. it sounds like she looks the other way and he gets to do what he wants.

FrenchGirl said...

@Figgy
She's South African but she was raised in Namibia

Lil P said...

Getting married won't change him one bit. I still think he's the answer to a blind that likes pin thin models in public but bangs us real " plus size" ones

fancyscreenname said...

good for them. hope it works. perhaps hes just tired of the dating scene and she is the coolest chick hes come across in a while. maybe there is something very serene about her.

FrenchGirl said...

And congrats!
( FTN Jonah Hill is the brother of Marron5's manager,the guy who was married 5 sec to Francesca Eastwood)

AKM said...

I am so tired of all of my friends posting pics of him all over Facebook. Like figgy, I absolutely do NOT get the appeal.

Also, I worship Stevie, but I still side-eye her involvement with the douchecanoe.

Tina Mallette said...

thanks French Girl I wondered what the connection was to Levine and Hill

Tina Mallette said...

Stevie is resurrecting her career - appearances on Amercian Horror Story Coven etc etc.

Rob Horine said...

I give it 8 months. A year tops.

teresa crane said...

He's gross and she's a plain jane

I give this one year max

I'm with you @ Tara - Her??

Count Jerkula said...

That is a hot piece of ass. Guy is a douche though.

Gayeld said...

Depends on how quick she gets pregnant.

Kat has left the building said...

Lol at how many "No's" Jonah heard!!

sandybrook said...

When's the bebeh due?

Ri said...
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Ri said...

Is it me or is that a poorly tucked bulge on her in this pic?! God, we can only hope!!!!!!

Welldun said...

This wedding sounds like a whole lot of pretentious

crila16 said...

Another doomed Hollywood marriage.

Hollywood shouldn't breed and should never marry. They destroy the lives of children and they all end up cheating and divorcing.

CoBe said...

She looks like she has a penis in that dress.

smn1985 said...

If this girl knows what's good for her she'll get knocked up asap because this ain't lasting more than a few years, at which point she'll be too old to get back into modeling.

Isa said...

Long time lurker but just had to come on and agree with Ri - that's a dong for sure, ain't it?!??!!?

smn1985 said...

If this girl knows what's good for her she'll get knocked up asap because this ain't lasting more than a few years, at which point she'll be too old to get back into modeling.

Ari said...

sounds like a circus act...give up 5 years tops

MISCH said...

this should last

Eros said...

Lol! This was funny to read Enty.

Cmon... give the guy a break. Levines a rehabilitated player. ;)

umop 3pisdn said...

I haired it wasn't any good

Jason Blue Eyes said...

How do you pronounce her name? Is it pronounced like BEE-HOTTIE or BAY-HAYTY? I've never been able to figure that out.

VIPblonde said...

@Jason Here she is saying her name :)

PJ said...

Idk. His yoga body is hot without a doubt, but I'm not all that interested in anything that could be entirely covered up by that relatively small hand!

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

Well, if Adam Levine doesn't intend to let getting married stop him from sleeping with models, it wouldn't be such a sacrifice to go through with it.

Renoblondee said...

Awwww, congrats! I don't care, I love him.

hunter said...

I just can't figure out why he picked her to marry out of all the interchangeable people. Maybe she agreed to a lifetime of threesomes and an open relationship.

Seriously. That's the only thing I can figure.

Henriette said...

How many bets for the divorce? I give it a year tops.

NaughtyNurse said...

thanks, VIP. I love that picture of him!!

Lula Surber said...

That is an unfortunate shape in the groin area of her dress.

fancyscreenname said...

Jeez ladies
cant a girl walk around in a tight dress that accentuates her dick without u jealous women being so very catty?

kidding...lol

Lila said...

Her name does sound Indian, but she is from South Africa, and her name is South African... She mentioned the meaning behind her name on an episode of Fashion Police.

Aoife said...

To be honest I'm not surprised he married her. When I read that Johah Hill officiated I thought this was a joke post.

They got married in Mexico huh? Is that the same as getting married in Bali? Mick?

meme deemed said...

Maybe because she's plain Jane, it will work and last.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"Package delivery for Adam Levine"