Sunday, July 13, 2014

Blind Item #3

Consdering her first experience with coke was less than a year ago, this former A list tweener turned awful B list mostly movie actress was snorting lines like a pro at a hotel pool two nights ago.

37 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Selena

MeanieRhysie said...

But was she only wearing undies while snorting like a pro???

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Selena. Snorting right off her new BEWBS. (They're that high.)

Violet said...

A year is quite a long time really to become quite good at something.

bellaluna said...

Selena, because of course.

sandybrook said...

She only went out with Biebs for a year?
GO ARGRNTINA! !

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sugarbread making more wiiiins
I'm gunna guess Hillary Duff anyways, even though I think they've both done coke farther back than a year

Shockwave said...

Perhaps her family brought her up choosing Pepsi instead or even more rare, perhaps they preferred RC to both. I don't think a person's soft drink choices are anything a person should try to shame. Unless they prefer diet sodas. Those people are the scourge of society.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

A Professional Coke Snorter? Or like your typical professional actress?

sugarbread maker said...

We all know selena snorts coke like a champion! !.. Duh!!

sugarbread maker said...

On the ball

sandybrook said...

I thought all tweeners could snort that shit like a champeen.

Count Jerkula said...

I would try cocaine for the first time, if I could snort it off Selena's waxed balloon knot.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

Vanessa Hudgens

(Isn't she always the awful movie one?)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...
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Sincerely,Your Friend said...

IDK tho. I wouldn't whip out my coke by the pool, one splash and bye bye cash.

Tina Mallette said...

I watched that movie she did with Ethan Hawke, wow she is not very good. But the stunts were awesome.

Tina Mallette said...

Go Germany.

Tina Mallette said...

Wouldn't you think Vanessa sampled coke a lot longer than a year ago, remember her ex Mr. Efron

Mango said...

If this is about Selena, this is an OLD BLIND.

Sherry said...

LOL SYF. That's what I was thinking too. One asshole who wants to show off his cannonball is always at the pools I seem to be at.

And frankly, you only need a few tries and then everyone can snort like a "champeen" in the immortal word of Sandyboo.

Dingle Barry said...

Vanessa tried so hard to make herself happen. Thank goodness it never panned out. She's ugly and talentless. I could do without most of young Hollywood. Trashy.

LogDog said...

Haha @Count. My friend calls it a rusty balloon knot

RivenIsAHasBeen said...
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RivenIsAHasBeen said...

@LadyH I think Hil is a good guess. There's that part of me though that wants to not believe this since she still has a young child, but she is desperate to be famous again. At least the kid has Mike, he seems like a pretty devoted dad.

Sean Bello said...

My first thought was Vanessa, but she's not B list, even in name. Selena should be A list by name but she's a C list actress. She hasn't been in anything of remote substance, but this is probably her.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Haha thanks Riven. The only reason it wouldn't fit is because Hilary was rumored to be using coke years ago, even in the presence of her mommy!

astra worthington said...

Count, you've done meth but never tried coke? Why?

MadLyb said...

Moral of this story: Dont ever, EVER let Justin Bieber stick his dick in you.

cowbulls said...

I think we should start a rumor that Bieber would go nuts with jealousy if Count J got Serena. Serena would then let Count J snort and poke her chocolate starfish and then finish with one of her BJ Queen happy endings.
Count J, I will expect a detailed debriefing including pictures, video and evaluation.

derek harvey said...

uh Vanessa Hudgens is not ugly nor talentless.... your confusing her with Zac Efron

Jordyn said...

Katie Holmes

Aoife said...

Reading late. Did Enty mention the cancellation of the show Ariana Grande and McCurdy were stars of?

This is Selena. It seems she's in the process of crashing and burning.

Curious Kat said...

Allegedly (ahem), Hillary was all about the coke back when she was much younger and dating Benji Madden. A few friends of mine who grew up with the Maddens in OC witnessed this firsthand one NYE.

di butler said...

She is heading to a worse spot than she was in last year when I first mentioned her issues. People are no longer whispering, it's out in the open.

Count Jerkula said...

@Astra: late on responding to this, but....

When I was fresh out of high school and started partying, I saw the cokeheads. Sketchy, off to themselves (so no one would know they were holding and ask for any), when everyone was leaving the party, they were driving to Trenton to get crack. That was unappealing to me. The fact that most of them went on to crack and smack addiction makes me happy with my choice not to partake.

On the flipside, when I was older and saw people do meth, it was 1-3 lines in a night, and no jonesing. At the time I could get an 8-ball of biker crank and it would last me 4-5 months. Now, can barely find anything, and when I do I do some that night as a test, then put the rest away for a special occasion.

Count Jerkula said...

@Cowbulls: Your lips to god's ears. After she been with Beiber so long, once I work her over, she'd never leave. Next day, she'd be on my doorstep w/ coffee and a newspaper at 7AM, and wait there till 10, when I wake up.