Saturday, July 19, 2014

Blind Item #4

This former A list singer when he was in his 80's hair band before becoming a reality star not only colors the remaining facial and head hair, but also his pubic hair.

47 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Bret m

Princess Nobody said...

Brett Michaels

Bacon Ranch said...

Yep, Brett

Renoblondee said...

Lol. Remember when Samantha found her first gray pube?

MeanieRhysie said...

Why am I so amused by this? LOLOLOL

Count Jerkula said...

Gotta either shave or dye pubes. Gray pubes are only attractive if someone has an age fetish.

Sprink said...

I wanted this to be Gene Simmons because pitch black hair on a 64-year-old man.

Cory said...

I know this is off topic but has anyone else read Radar today? I usually only go to Dlisted and here but I check Radar and TMZ once in a while (hangs head in shame). They're talking about how sad poor Kim K. is because Kanye is controlling her life and she isn't sure she wants to be married.

I'm thinking this marriage isn't going to last much longer than the last one did. Someone needs to remind her that marriage isn't just the wedding day lol.

Hanwi said...

Does Bret have real hair in his head? Always thought it's a wig nowadays.

sugarbread maker said...

Brett has extensions

blondie melinda said...

Gotta make sure his rock of love matches the drapes.

rosie riveter said...

Ew. For some reason the words 'pubic hair' makes me want to giggle

sandybrook said...

Nothing sadder than hair band rockers wearing makeup and having white hair.

AJ said...

Did you know Brett has a line of dog toys ?
I didn't until I was looking for toys for the puppy at PetSmart yesterday.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Keyword here is "remaining." Brett is vain as hell too. Maybe he's trying to dye over whatever Petri dish extraordinaire has been festering in his Poison loins.

Bat Signal Attempt #2, code red: Dallas from Rock of Love! I know you're a reader! We want Brett scoop!

Mango said...

Brett has extensions

Hilarious! Yet he probably still has no trouble getting laid. *shudders*

Bacon Ranch said...

Do the dog toys have squeakers AJ? If so are they off key and hard to listen to?

Seven of Eleven said...

Ugh, wouldn't it burn?

And who shared this with E? The checkout girl at Rite-Aid?

TalksTooMuch said...

I really had him pegged as having no pubic hair. Huh.

sugarbread maker said...

No one is allowed to touch his bandana.

AJ said...

Bacon
I didn't check. I was just too disturbed too see his face smiling at me from multiple packages of pet toys.

Rose Lizenberg said...

I could've gone my entire life without knowing anything about Brett's Gray Bush :/

califblondy said...

I liked him on Celeb Apprentice.

His hair situation is kind of sad, but what can he do at this point?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nope! He even leaves it on during sexy times!!! True story.

auntliddy said...

Ouch!!!!!

Trilby said...

Even though I find him waaay unattractive (I mean, a trout pout on a guy? = doubly gross), I was intrigued that a man would match the carpet to the drapes. Until I found out the drapes were extensions. Now I'm back to grossed out. Ick.

Tina Mallette said...

About Kim K and how many days since the wedding - does that beat the Humphries announcement that the wedding is over.

SO PREDICTABLE BUT IT HAS BEEN OBVIOUS SHE HAS BEEN MISERABLE SINCE THIS FARCE STARTED BUT I THINK SHE FIGURED OR MOMAGER INSISTED SHE FINISH IT THROUGH UNTIL AT LEAST A FEW WEEKS AFTER THE WEDDING.

Kat has left the building said...

As someone with my own hair loss issues, I get it. BUT dying pubes?? Really??? That's just ridiculous!! And really funny!!

Shockwave said...

Bret and he was also A list in the 90's. Flesh & Blood came out in 1990 and had two top 10 hits (Unskinny Bop and Something to Believe In). If CC hadn't left the band after the VMA's (nothing good ever comes from those awards) they still would have been big even with the upswing of douche complaining noise AKA Grunge. They lost their way with Ritchie Kotzen but were never able to recapture the magic even with the return of CC. But Bret was still A list during the time.

Shockwave said...

@Hanwi Paul Stanley wears a wig during every KISS performance or public appearance. He's not bald but his wife prefers his hair cut short so he does it to please her and it makes it easier for when it's time to get into costume (the hair work can be done before he even gets there). He wears it not because it's a rock trademark but because he doesn't have a fully formed left ear.

skippy said...

Carpet has to match the curtains

keri-jade said...

David Lee Roth. He probably bleached them back in the day to match his blonde hair.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Great guess Keri jade!
One of my friends who didn't listen to much music actually came over like 10+ years ago and told me I should prepare to freak out, because as it turned out, the guy she was dating was the son of a guy in Van Halen.

I was amped, but as it turns out, he was a HAGAR. I jokingly yelled at her to GET OUUUUUUT!!!! Tease her still to this day about it

BeckyMae said...

Now I really want to get a Bret Michaels dog toy for the Sausage!! Heading off to EBay...

JamieMc said...

I can't believe I am the only person who has heard about this from a *friend*.

Pubic hair dye, everybody, and it is not new and not scandalous.

http://bit.ly/1npChXR

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Ewww gross! But why? WTf?

lutefisk said...

I just saw Bret Michaels the other night. I must have been ten feet away from him. He had no underarm hair. None, zilch. But I will say it was an outdoor concert, and when the rain and lightening came he was told the concert had to end. He wouldn't leave until he got one more song in. Also, he showed up early and played football all afternoon with the kids who work at the park where the show was held. I have nothing but nice things to say about him. He thanked the Vets, talked about pet charities he supports, and of course he holds a special place with me because of his type 1 diabetes work. He promised to come back next year, do a longer show, and bring and bring even more pyrotechnics that he couldn't use because of the rain.

Renoblondee said...

Lute nice to see you too. Thanks for the info!

lutefisk said...

Hi Reno. I finally found time to sit down and read some posts, and actually had something current to contribute :) Nice to see you and some others I have missed back.

CanadianMiss said...

Bret Michaels makes me sad. I totally would have, when I was 16. Now he makes me want to have a shower.

lutefisk said...

Not my type of music but my son wanted to go. We drag him to so many concerts the least we could do is let him drag us to one. The crowd smelled of cigarettes and beer.

Christopher Cruz said...

I wonder if the hair dye drowns the crabs I hear keep coming back...

barleye said...

Www.bretswig.com

di butler said...

Bret is a super nice dude. And we all are vain as hell, especially as we age. I'd hate to be famous and aging in the days of social media. That would be next level shit.

Omar Little said...

I see what you did there, Bacon! Nice.

All Lace no Leather said...

I used to like him, but this makes me sad - Brett.

Unknown said...

Brett Micheal's uses Betty dye on his pussy! LOL he's been bald since the 80's how narcissistic do you have to be to dye your remaining, sagging ball hair to fool the wimmin's you're not a few years shy of social security. Please. Once a douche...