Thursday, July 24, 2014

Blind Item #5

This married former A list tweener thinks his wife will never leave him. She will if she can still be famous and take his money and her boyfriend with her when she leaves the marriage.

20 comments:

Violet said...

The Jonas wife?

LottaColada said...

The married Jonas

Tricia Shaw said...

Danieel and kevinjonas

Violet said...

So famous we don't even know their names.

Tricia Shaw said...

Danny was stuck in lift lol

LottaColada said...

@Violet - but they were A list! Idk how we missed that.

Kno Won Uno said...

I thought that was a contract marriage anyway.
How much do they pay for this kind of mention?

Kno Won Uno said...

Oh, balls. Now I've unfortunately imagined the upcoming reality series - Uncoupling from a Jonas. Ugh.

Mama Bear said...

Who gets the pretend baby?

Kno Won Uno said...

Pretend baby splits her time between pretend mom & pretend dad - if not returned to her birth mother. What good is an accessory baby w/o the marriage?

derek harvey said...

@Mama---you mean who gets the bag of sugar wrapped in a baby blanket

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Which one's the married Jonas? Oh right, the gay one! His wig is hideous too

Harlow17 said...

I have a hard time believing she has a boyfriend

Mama Bear said...

Exactly. Children (real or fake) should not be used as pawns.

parissucksliterally said...

Jonas

rosie riveter said...

Does he get to keep his boyfriend?

kpw said...

Timberlake. Biel.

teresa crane said...

I'm also having difficulty seeing Danielle Jonas with a boyfriend

Nick and Vanessa?

malcam66 said...

what a cunt

canadachick said...

Mario Lopezs wife