Thursday, July 31, 2014

Blind Item #6

Apparently men are not the only customers who enjoy a happy ending. This B+ list mostly television actress who also happens to be an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special place she goes to get massages and the women there provide our actress a special service for which she tips several hundred bucks a visit.

23 comments:

SugarTitz said...

Anna paquin

Violet said...

Elisha cuthbert. Happy endings and all.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Ummm Sookeh?

SugarTitz said...

She's bi.

Tricia13 said...

Kathy bates

auntliddy said...

I was gonna say, sounds good. Then i thought if this were a man, we'd say ewww. I guess i have been snared by the old double standard. Im guessing mimi.

Kelly said...

Anna fits.

Tricia13 said...

Only cuz I think she'd have to pay...

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Fine @Sugarbread

Lorraine Bracco

msgirl said...

Can the blind be any vaguer?

Snapdragon said...

You know, I don't have a problem with this... why should the men have all the fun?

Count Jerkula said...

I'd give Paquin a happy ending massage. For chicks, would it be a Rub & Rub? I would give her a good scrubbing on the table shower and provide Asian at no extra charge.

Badirene said...

Melissa McCarthy, the special is a sammich (yes I know that I am a c#unt)

figgy said...

But that would take another hour on the table. Or maybe I'm just unusually slow in my happy endings ;-)

Seven of Eleven said...

@Tricia S, why not? :D

Rosie riveter said...

Well that's hot

Astra Worthington said...

What's Asian?

hairydawg said...

this is a recycled variation of the pussy eating salesgirls at Barney's blind item that was never revealed.

hairydawg said...

@ astra

"Asian" = oral sex

Count Jerkula said...

@Astra & Hairydawg: Asian is Rimming, named so because it is a frequent occurrence at Asian massage parlors.

French is Oral Sex, Greek is Buttsecks and Russian is Titty Fucking.

MissMatador said...

Melissa Leo

signwithclass said...

Queen Latifah. Started on TV, back on TV, and nominated for Chicago.

The Judge said...

Meliisa McCarthy

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