Friday, July 11, 2014

Blind Item #7

This closeted A list just about everything he touches never runs any errands for himself. None. A few weeks ago though he was driving himself which is also rare and stopped at a Starbucks and fell in lust with a guy working there. Our A lister now makes a Starbucks run several times a day just to talk to the guy.

115 comments:

ecua said...

Puff Daddy

derek harvey said...

Seacrest

sandybrook said...

Seacrest

CookieKwan#1WestSide said...

I pray to the heavens above this is tom cruise.

sandybrook said...

Jinx

trainrides said...

Hugh Jackman?

ecua said...

Oh yeah...and FRIST!

Renoblondee said...

Awww leave Ryan alone Ent he's a good guy.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Kanye or Timberdick

derek harvey said...

My friend who is with me says not Diddy because black people don't drink coffee let alone go to Starbucks lol (she is black FTR)

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

Travolta? I've never seen him papped out and aboot but eh.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

I just assume he flies everywhere lol. Though I'd argue Battlefield Earth alone knocks him out of this one.

Basil said...

Seacrest fits.

Seven of Eleven said...

I would guess Kevin Spacey but it didn't say he beats the barista with stirrer sticks.

Shelly Shell said...

Isn't Diddy supposed to be on the DL?

I go to coffee shops daily, black people do come in & order.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Spacey isn't closested though; he just doesn't talk about his private life.

All aboard for the latest Cruise cruise.

Tricia Shaw said...

Cowell

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Seven I feel bad about laughing, but I'm picturing this as poorly-negotiated bdsm scene and not domestic abuse, so it's pretty fucking funny. Thanks for laughs.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Well, you best be sending those prayers straight to Xenu then. I hear it helps to include a fat check! Good luck!!!

Jessi said...

Work it Seacrest, Work it!

Dena said...

+1

msgirl said...

Derek - interesting! Starbucks is what white people do.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Cruise isn't 'A list everything'. He's barely A list movies now.

Ari said...

Tom Cruise isn't gay! OK?!

Count Jerkula said...

Howard Stern

txredhd said...

I used to work at Starbucks and the blacks only ordered frapaccinos or something with tons of syrup and sugar. I kid you not.

derek harvey said...

well then maybe Diddler or Kanye----they seem like the Orange Mocha Frappuccino type ; )

txredhd said...

Have a friend that used to be a trainer at LA fitness in Universal City said Secrest was always checking out the boys wouldn't elaborate due to a nondisclosure agreement he signed

Eros said...

Rusell simmons? He screams closet case to me.

Renoblondee said...

@Ari, I don't believe Cruise or Will Smith are gay. Not so sure I believe Seacrest is either!

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Awww, a guy in love.
I don't care about his ass (literally), this is romantic.

teresa crane said...

Seacrest

Cruise is barely holding onto A

NaughtyNurse said...

Seacrest or Will Smith.

shopgirl said...

Did Enty ever define "everything"?

PJ said...

Yup. Seacrest out!

PJ said...

Wow. Where do I even begin with this?

1. You may not be aware of this, Derek, but a single member of any given race sharing their PERSONAL opinion(s) about something does not make them a representative of an entire ethnicity or the likes/dislikes of those therein. The fact that you felt that adding the fact that your "friend is black" makes this post any more legitimate is even more absurd.

And 2. "The blacks"? Seriously?!? Wow. This has to be some of the most ignorant and bigoted nonsense that I have seen lately and that's saying something. Were you also keeping track of what types of drinks that all Asian, Hispanic, and Caucasian customers "only" ordered? What a world...

rosie riveter said...

The blacks???? Jesustakethewheel

Montague R. Higginbotham, IV said...

Tom CRUISE is a butt pirate.

derek harvey said...

@PJ---STFU she was sitting on my lap as I typed that---and is telling you to f off at the moment and wants to know what race you are...yeah.

derek harvey said...
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derek harvey said...

and there are about 50 discussion boards on the net about black people drinking way less coffee than other races. It is kinda funny considering how much coffee white people drink----good for black people coffee is bad for you! I HATE people that have to be PC 24/7----your ur own worst enemies....

lilphantomravioli said...

@PJ - THANK YOU! of course Black folks drink coffee. don't be foolish.

p.s. All MY Black friends know that only white girls fux with pumpkin spiced lattes tho ;)

NaughtyNurse said...

Aw jeez. Here we go.

derek harvey said...

@phantom---no disclosure of your friends race---that is racist and stupid!

derek harvey said...

@PJ WTF does being a single mother have to do with anything? I was stating my friends opinion who was with me and felt the fact that she was black was relevant to something we both thought was funny---your not the thought police- your just a bitch!--- and no wonder your single lmao

NaughtyNurse said...

Holy shit. This is getting good. This sorta white, sorta hispanic chick is gonna belly up here with her sugary margarita for the long haul with this bitch fest!!!!

el80ne said...

@PJ - I didn't read his saying his friend is black as anything more than trying to point out that this opinion is not coming from a white guy opining about blacks. It appeared to me to be a light hearted comment that his black lady friend was making. Why are you reading so deeply into it and taking it so personally?

NaughtyNurse said...

And I like pumpkin spice. What does that say about me??????

lilphantomravioli said...

@Nurse - sounds like you're in touch with your white side's taste in flavored beverages!

derek harvey said...

thanks el80ne---that sums it up nicely are more intelligently than I did----
Also - I acknowledge saying "the blacks" sounds old fashioned and like a racist grandpa or something but is it really racist? I mean if a black person owned a restaurant and the customers were mostly black and the owner says something like "well when the whites come in they like their coffee" is that racist? Don't think so.
Also---of course that reader is going to notice what different ethnicities order if she works at Starbucks--she has eyes and a brain and if it is the readers experience that the black people that went to her location like fraps that is an observation--
are we 10 years old now and claiming to be "color blind" to all people?!!?

katydid said...

Why you hate coffee Derek?

NaughtyNurse said...

It's called CULTURE. Those of us who have kids know that at some point during every school year, our munchkins have to do some stupid "culture" project, when they bring in something reflecting their "culture." There is nothing wrong with acknowledging that there are differences between ethnicities, races, sexes, etc! Some people like to only recognize and embrace the "beautiful" parts of culture, like the silk saris from India, silver jewelry from Mexico, etc., but cultures are funny, people! American culture is known around the globe as hot dogs, hamburgers and apple pies, among other things. Does that mean we all like those things? Of course not, but those things are very much a part of our culture. Stereotypes also exist for a reason. People didn't make up the "Oh. My. GAWD." accent for white girls for no reason, just like the writers on SNL didn't pull the whole "Oh, yeah…pass the Hennessy" skit out of their asses. More whites like certain things, just like more blacks like certain things. For crying out loud, people. If our kids are encouraged to embrace cultural differences, why can't we?

MeanieRhysie said...

*Grabs Dr. Pepper and popcorn and sits down for a spell.*

NaughtyNurse said...

Now I really hope that made sense after my big old hispanic margarita. Meanie? What culture embraces Dr. Pepper and popcorn???

Sugar said...

Reesie, move over!

Bring it, derek.

derek harvey said...

@NN---I agree--as usual : )
the funny thing was when I (or rather we) made the joke about black people not loving Starbucks like white people I JUST KNEW someone was going to get uppity over it---------
I just don't like when readers preach at people for stating something in a manner that they would not. I am all for freedom of speech but don't go around lecturing people and acting like a school marm...its like that transgender situation where people were bitching about the ed at the end---when it is not offensive at all---and it was not even trans people "educating" us common folk---anyways backing away from the computer---have a good night everyone xo

NaughtyNurse said...

OK, derek. You go have fun with your black friend. LOL!! ;-)

derek harvey said...

LOL! um shes not imaginary I SWEAR I SWEAR! lol

besides they say every gay man has a black sassy chick inside them lol

NaughtyNurse said...

HAWT!

Sugar said...

Now I want coffee. What do 41 year old white chicks with blond hair drink?

VIPblonde said...

@Derek ...and I have a gay man inside me ;)

MeanieRhysie said...

This blondish 51 y/o is actually drinking coffee. :)

Derek, why you always drag your friends into your CDaN skirmishes? LOL

NaughtyNurse said...

I don't know, Sugar! It's so confusing. But you, being a blonde, understand how it feels to be confused, right?! ;-)

katydid said...

Since its 7/11 day I say you go for mimosas or boxed wine in honor of our own sevenofeleven

Renoblondee said...

@Naughty Hey, I resemble that remark!

astrogirl said...

A flat white is being made for me right now :)

Sugar said...

Well, I opted for the double espresso. I hope that jibes with the statistics.

And haha, Naughty Nurse. You don't know how close to correct you are!

Sugar said...

I'm a flat white, astro.

MovingOn said...

I'm a white 40-ish blonde chick and have embraced my SBUX stereotype as deliciously yummy: iced quad nonfat mocha. No whip.

astrogirl said...

Sugar I am also partial to a piccolo in the afternoon

Gina Sz said...

I've never heard that saying, ever.

Alita said...

Maybe Starbucks is better in the US - I tried it in a couple countries in my region when it was all 'ohhh, that American Starbucks thing is here - wow!' and it tasted awful.

Worst one - I asked for a macchiato (ie, should come in an espresso glass) and it came in a milkshake cup with some caramel rubbish latticed over the top. Shudder. And it was not billed as a 'long,' that's just how they roll.

Happy Saturday, people!

Alita said...

Oh and I think that the Seacrest guess is good - is Cowell really bi, or is he just partial to tight tops that feature his nipples?

Puritan phone - spellcheck doesn't like the word 'nipples.' Maybe in future I'll use 'udders.'

MeanieRhysie said...

Alita! So good to see you! :)

astrogirl said...

Starbucks never took off here, it was a distinct failure lost $143 million because Australians won't drink crappy coffee

Lady Heisenberg said...

Having a drink for our friend Sven of Ven! Looks like I missed this round with our resident Million Dollar Baby. Derek be THROWING ELBOWS

@Reno: Believe what you like, but the Prince has been getting fresh with the d for a loooong time. I know someone who had to sign a NDA after some drama went down with one of his boy toys. Late 1990s.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Aliiiiita!!!!!! Glad to see you and LowKey got the bat signal I sent out!!! Yay!!!

Renoblondee said...

@Lady. I certainly wouldn't rule it out. There's been others proclaiming he likes the girls though. Bi?

astrogirl said...

Apparently TC's NDA is quite detailed and ironclad I've been told

sugarbread maker said...

He is nyc though

sugarbread maker said...

Also re: black people don't swim can't read, don't pick cotton no more, don't drink fine wine, aren't allowed to shop at Hermes ...See Oprah Winfrey About that.
Also not a Good idea to Wear a Hoodie in Florida either. . Just saying. . Don't go asking for it black people. ..

Frufra said...

Hey all! Astro, I finally made it over for a cup of joe. It's almost 8 pm here, so I'm actually enjoying a rum and coke. Summertime party!

sugarbread maker said...

Because they're assistants??

sugarbread maker said...

But do you see them Drink the Coffee? ?
Ah!!!

sugarbread maker said...

No I like the Skarsgard omft.

sugarbread maker said...

Only Asians fck with that Chai Spice Latte Shite too fwiw

sugarbread maker said...

Was that region Africa? Maybe they didn't understand that they are supposed to drink the coffee not pick the beans.

ecua said...

But does it specify where he is in the blind?

Studio54 said...

Ryan Gaycrest. The key clue is everything he touches makes him A list.

Alita said...

Hey Meanie, hi Lady! Missed my HeisenHugs ;) Wassup?

It's Saturday AM, I have been productive already, so feel good about having a little CDaN time.

Hey Astro! Good weather, eh! I feel good about Starbucks not making it here (or even in NZ). The best was when I lived in Newtown, and the Maccas closed. Thus the locals spaketh! Why would you when there were a 100 North Indian Diners spread throughout King St, with $2.50 good big vego meals? Or that awesome Hare Krishna place.

astrogirl said...

Hey Fru it's al quarter to noon here just took the dogs out, think I will have a cup of tea and some French toast, winter comfort ;)

astrogirl said...

Hey Alita I am close to Newtown where do you live now?

Studio54 said...

@hdrexhd: When I was a teenager, I worked in movie theaters. Blacks always wanted their popcorn doused in as much butter as they could get, and that "butter" was motor oil artery clogging sludge. They didn't care.

Cassiopeia said...

Only Cappuccino. Or syrupy stuff.

Alita said...

Hey Astro! I thought you were in the East, close to the city. There, Newtown - it's all very central, which is great for the lifestyle.

I'm on the northside of the harbour, North shore. Don't stereotype me ;p

Nipple said...

PJ, get the joke.

astrogirl said...

I was in Bondi for awhile Alita, now in South Sydney, can walk to the city it's only 4kms. Ha ha no judgement :)

The Enquirer said...

Seacrest because of the everything. I would say tom cruise but he's A+.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hi Alita! I'm doing great! Enjoying the beautiful weather! It's nice to see your name pop up! HeisenHugs all around!!! <3

Aoife said...

I drank a Grande Decaf with half and half every day. If there wasn't a Starbucks nearby I got a large decaf. and I was never the "only one" in the Starbucks I went to.

Sherry said...

Just joining and find it Innneresting that it went from guessing Gaycrest and Will to wherther African Americans drink regular coffee to shitty Starfucks across the globe.

We need our Fancy, Montana, S.Joy and our othher esteemed readers of color to let us know where they stand on this whole coffee debate.

Sherry said...

Gina sz I have heard that and I've lived all over the US (Derek is Canadian) with loads of GBFF's.

bellaluna said...

Whatever they want.

bellaluna said...

Seacrest started in radio, didn't like being the butt of numerous jokes there, started hosting AI, opened a restaurant, does the Top 40 Countdown, and unleashed the Kartrashians upon us all.

If this isn't him, I'll be shocked.

Jessi said...

Maybe you're part Asian as well...according to other posts. ;)

sugarbread maker said...

Alita.. got any interesting gossip on James packer? ?

Alita said...

Where did the single mother bit come from?

*confusion in das spat*

steph said...

PJ wrote:

You may not be aware of this, Derek, but a single MEMBER of any given race

Derek responded with:

@PJ WTF does being a single MOTHER have to do with anything?

chopchop said...

@steph -- that might be the funniest exchange I have ever read here on cdan. Seriously, I am dying.

PJ said...

Lol you @Steph & @ChopShop. I can't even :D I love coming to CDAN and like to think that I've made quite a few online "friends here. And while generally, as a rule, I don't believe in getting into negative exchanges on the internet, but my heart just cannot tolerate bigotry or what many believe to be this new brand of covert, socially acceptable racism; it's my trigger.

PJ said...

Uh, Derek? Definitely never wrote that I was single or a mother because neither is true but um, OK. As far as the I'm a "bitch" comment? Hell yes I am and will always be a bitch in the face of ignorance! Maybe take the time to actually read a person's response all the way through before responding. Particularly before responding so aggressively. No need to resort to calling names.

Basil said...

Anyone remember Bob and Doug Mackenzie from back in the SCTV days? Completely exaggerated stereotypes of what Canadians are. And guess what? No Canadian I know got offended. We found it pretty funny actually because we knew it was "a joke".

Anyway, still on board the Seacrest train. Him and Merv Griffin were a couple for years even my grandma knew it.

derek harvey said...

well being told off for no reason makes me so mad I cant see or read straight....
but........yeah mother thing kinda dumb...

derek harvey said...

and I am not ignorant PJ---you are!

di butler said...

Eh, Diddy. So many to choose from.