Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Blind Item #7

This A list celebrity/former A list reality star/does other things is married with kids and got a breast enlargement on her very skinny frame to pose for Playboy. She says she is natural. Ha.

21 comments:

Violet said...

Nicole R.

Simon said...

Nicole Ritchie

Simon said...

Darn it, violet!

trainrides said...

Rachel Zoe. Lol

Violet said...

I am quick when it's easy Simon!

Count Jerkula said...

There is a webiste for anorexic chicks Nicole would be better suited for. The name escapes me now.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

Katie Price

(Yeah it doesn't specify foreign but she was in the DM yesterday saying she's all natural except a little bit of Botox so that's what I'm going with).

Sylvia said...

Natural, sure you are LOL.

derek harvey said...

I cant picture Nicole wanting to do playboy---seems like something she would think was beneath her and she does not need the money...It would be the first time they had to airbrush the model to put some meat on the bones.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Si, IMPLANTE non es Naturale.

Violet said...

I didn't think KP had ever pretended her 'assets' were anything other than fake? They go up and down at the same rate as lilo's knicketrs

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

She said that????

Anyway, hasn't she had those big fake baboons for done time now? Plus. I don't think she's a stick frame. Nice frame. Yeah

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Well we can rule out Kelly O here. For a couple reasons.

(Sorry Kelly. I actually enjoy you and I like looking at you too!!)

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Violet & @SYF
Today is the day where I post whatever my first thought is no matter how ridiculous (see: Charo). But yeah she said it just yesterday, I thought it was hilarious. But I agree she's not a stick frame, girl does have some curves, and it's very likely not her.

Zoe Cialite said...

Victoria Beckham. She'll do Playboy to spite Nuclear Wintour.

sugarbread maker said...

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Freya said...

Wow! I agree but did she think we forgot how "slim" she is? I hope Lionel puts her over his knee, grabs a belt and whoops her all night long.

Tina Mallette said...

Katie Price is too funny there have been documentaries on her various plastic surgeries?


From Wiki
As Jordan, Price was famed for her surgically-enhanced breasts. At 19 she had the first in a succession of breast-enhancement surgery, increasing her natural 32B to a 32FF.[6] Unhappy with her breasts from an early age and despite her family's objections, she went ahead with the procedure because she felt that, as a glamour model, she did not look "as sexy or [as] womanly" as other models. She has since had many enhancements, as well as reductions, on her breasts in addition to later having liposuction on her hips and thighs, fat implanted into her lips to boost her pout, and a nose job.[6] She told a reporter, "Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits." Price was later barred from Page Three in The Sun with their adoption of a policy to only use "all natural" models.

missKWyumyum said...

Nicole has admitted to her procedure so it can't be her.

JMY said...

Ewww. Is there any demand for Nicole to pose for Playboy? Anorexia has really taken a toll on her.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Tina that's why it stuck out in my head, it was so ridiculous! But wait dammit now I'm wondering if it wasn't katie price but someone else.

So I just did a google search and I can't find it. I probably read an article about her as well and my brain remembered a ridiculous "I've only had Botox" article and "Katie price" and pieced them together. It was probably the one about her "patchwork body, that would be so fitting fml. Whoops.

Well at least the thought was comical! Apologies for besmirching Katie's name, she wears her plastic surgery like armor. Good for her.