Thursday, July 10, 2014

Blind Item #9

This Lady Of London isn't acting like a lady. One of the Americans is two timing her significant other with someone she thinks will take better care of her financially.

46 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Noelle

GspAD said...

Noelle

Sugar said...

Yup. Noelle and her fake hybrid English accent.

WareCat said...

Damn it!
I don't watch that show.

Seven of Eleven said...

Are the "Ladies of London" actual "Ladies" or just like "Real Housewives"? HRM would not be happy....

VIPblonde said...

@Sugar It's
hard out there for a gold digger
;)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You're not missing anything, ghoul.

Violet said...

I used to be a lady of London. No longer on London and not much of a lady either.

Chris J said...

That show is my new addiction. I love Caroline, she is so witty and cuts to the core.

Steampunk Jazz said...

From the clip or two Ive seen Seven, it's American social climbers trying to crack the British hierarchy. Oh those crazy americans as they try to smash the culture barriers, with their brash and trash, the hilarity....
There isn't and it isn't and it absolutely delicious..

Sugar said...

Scot better get his shit together!

JSierra said...

Gahh Juliette is the worst and I love to hate Annabelle.

Sugar said...

Annabelle bores the shit out of me. Poor dear about the horse accident though. But it is the only interesting thing that has happened to her so far this season.

Min Pin Girl said...

At first glance I thought it said Lady of Lotion.

Unknown said...

They do have a Lady Sandwich but she is not a full timer.

texas rose said...

Easy Easy- Noelle is clearly a transplanted gold digger.

Chris J said...

She wears her badge of prior "muse" with honor.

dunduhdunddun said...

Caroline is my favorite as well! I love how she says exactly what she thinks.

Chris J said...

And she says it to their face as well.

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, thanks, for some reason I thought it was like a British version of the real housewives, except featuring British housewives.

{Repost b/c of the quote from another movie. D'oh!}

Violet said...

I don't think we Brits would stoop quite so low 7 (conveniently forgetting the cultural maelstrom that is TOWIE and Geordie Shore).

VIPblonde said...

@Violet And Made in Chelsea! Can't forget MIC! Love me some Spenny :)

Susan said...

Noelle, obvi!

I flove this show. Eek. I love the setting of London, the clothes, the houses, the bitchiness. This show is my everything. I so want to hang out with Caroline's No. 1 gay.

Groovy said...

The show is 2 actual Brits (Caroline and Annabelle) and the rest are Americans. Caroline is the tits. Marisa is beautiful and sweet and seems like a princess to me. Juliet is crass and whiny. Caprice needs to be taken out back and shot already. Seriously, she's just the worst except for Noelle and her awful, contrived accent. I got really happy when Bravo manipulated the previews to make it seem like Scott finally understood her game and was leaving her - what a let down.

Yeah I've seen the show once or twice ;) I wanna be Marisa or Caroline when I grow up.

Groovy said...

Oh and Annabelles negative attitude sucks. Also, how long ago did Steve McQueen or whatever die? Let it go already.

califblondy said...

I like her too. Not so much with Caprice.

JoElla said...

Wait is this the one dating the dude trying to get a divorce? If so, I pick her!

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

"Ladies of London", "Real Housewives of wherever", "Kardashians", "X Factor"... I thought local TV sucked here but American TV may be even worse, and I thought it was impossible.

msgirl said...

Ugh this a new show? Reality is getting worse and worse.

Eros said...

@ msgirl. Dont waste your time. That show sucks ballz. Boring and pretentious. I watched one episode and I was done. I give it a season or two.

I wish they would bring back rhov. That was my shit. And that gorgeous british sex kitten from first season. She had the personality of samantha from sex in the city in a much sexier and younger package.

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Kat has left the building said...

Oops I didn't mean this to be a reply...

I looooove this show!!!

Has anyone noticed that Noelle the London Golddigger has the same face as what's her name the Miami ex playmate married to the plastic surgeon?

Caprice is so over the top ridiculous she makes me laugh so hard!

Pink Cashmere said...

Me too! My DH keeps asking why I want to watch TV w so much drama going on. I can't help it.

PJ said...

I LOVE this show :D Each and every one of those broads (particularly all of the Brits) are completely delusional about their status, "friendships" and importance.

Real blue bloods & aristocrats and their actual inner circle would NEVER so much as in passing consider participating in some ridiculous "reality" show. They don't need the money and they certainly do not want for the attention.

Susan said...

You know what I really love is how they all dress and their houses. Like these broads are soooo much more fashionable than the Bev Hills housewives. They seem to all be loaded with money except for Noelle. I can not believe for the life of me how she was a model unless I am watching plastic surgery gone horrible amok. I started out liking Caprice, but she is getting one of the villain edits. If Bravo history repeats itself, I'll end up hating everybody I dig now and vice versa. I am so glad you peeps watch this. I've been trying to discuss with my girls in real life, and nobody tunes in. Jersey Housewives reign supreme in my hood, I suppose.

Annabelle started out strong for me, but she so needs to get over herself and the whole horse thing just puts me in a coma.

That country estate with the Lady of Sandwich chick was bananas. But the dinner seemed so tedious. God, these Brits with their manners.

ichabod absolom said...

kind of wish they'd break out of the formula of getting fake friends to hang out and then fight about stuff. there has to be something actually interesting about their lives right? no? oh well.

Tallulah said...

Annabelle seems to be using, and picking fights and inventing reasons so she can go home and use. I know the signs,

sugarbread maker said...

No no no I disagree I love that show. It's my jam.

sugarbread maker said...

Caroline looks just like Chelsy Davy.

sugarbread maker said...

Right! !#

sugarbread maker said...

Convenient horse accident then huh??

Something Fishy said...

Noelle and Caprice need to just stop with their faux Brit accents. It was intolerable on Madonna...just obnoxious on them. Annabelle was muse to Alexander McQueen. His former husband confirmed that she and Kate Moss were his closest, and that while Annabelle was a sweetheart, Moss was a see you next Tuesday. Also confirmed mass heroin and coke usage, except - and throw a phone at me -- by Naomi. I tried to avoid this show, but it's a lot of fun, thanks to Caroline. Damn you, Bravo!

Jeri said...

Glad it wasn't about The Americans on FX. I like Keri but no London connection, thank god.

The Enquirer said...

I don't know their names but it has to be the blonde who is always bitching about her boyfriend's divorce. She's a gold digger if I've ever seen one!

The Enquirer said...

BTW, I think the one that was all close to Steve McQueen is on drugs. She always has that I just popped a pill vacant demeanor about her.