Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 28, 2014

This former SI swimsuit cover model who is still big today loves talking about the time she had a threesome in front of thirty people who had no idea who she was because she was wearing a mask. Definitely revealed.

Elle MacPherson

60 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, the the sweet scent of ambiguity.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Was this down in Tijuana? In front of 30 people, huh?

Renoblondee said...

Wow.

LoMo said...

much envy. I haven't yet decided on which side I would rather be. :(

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Was the third party hung like a donkey?

Sylvia said...

I've never liked her.

Tigercat said...

Ay caramba!

Violet said...

But you can say anything if no one can confirm. Maybe she just said it to make herself look big and cool. Because 3somes in front of 30 people are big and cool. Certainly doesn't happen round this little neck of the woods. (I don't think - if so i've never been invited). Rambling now about the non orgies in North England. Will stop.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Someone in a mask who sucked in front of about 30 people?

Sounds like a Kanye West concert.

Haywood Jablomee said...

SYF,

Effing awesome comment.

StewMcG said...

Well played, SYF. Your comment just made me choke on my Diet Pepsi. *lmao*

Sherry said...

LOL SYF. You win the internets today.

sandybrook said...

So she parties in front of large crowds and her sister makes a sex tape with her hubby that millions saw for free on the interwebs. Wish I knew them :)

FrenchGirl said...

It was Kanye west during his concert !!!

Cornbread said...

This sounds like an old Ted C. blind. Speaking of, I miss him. Wish he'd post on his own, but I'm sure E! will prevent that from happening.

Anyway, I think the name he gave the model was Cookie Muncher, and the popular guess on TAF was Cindy Crawford.

fancyscreenname said...

This would be awesome if she had on a groucho marx nose-eyeglass-moustache combo

outside of that i dont care

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Haywood J @ Sherry. Spankuverymuch

D Brown said...

What is the use of being "The Body" if no one can recognize it?

figgy said...

haha eeeeexcellent @SYF.

How IS Ted Casablanca supporting himself these days? I used to love him and look forward to Thursdays before he started posting every day and then, sadly, only about that vampire series I can't even remember the name of.

Michael said...

Her sister also had that sex tape from a few years back. Fun family ;)

Brea Lowe said...

Thumbs up for a positive sexual attitude :)

DudeInMomsBasement420 said...

Baahahahaha - winner

QueenAnne Guido said...

Miss Ted as well but not the twi turds who crapped in the punch bowl.

The non-compete clause nust have expired by now. Can't imagine why he isn't back other than he has moved on.

Count Jerkula said...

She was good looking, but I never got the obsession some dudes had for her. Same w/ Crawford.

Was the 3sum 2 dicks/1 chick or 6hole/1pole?

rajahcat said...

bet her parents are proud

rajahcat said...

The Vampire Diaries

:)

yeah where is Ted btw?????

Jessica Larson said...

I quit reading Ted C when he became all Twi-Crap all the time. It came out on other sites that his assistant was Stewart's cousin, & she was his source. It's why all Twilight gossip was slanted.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

(-: ! Dude

sugarbread maker said...

You mean 30 people went to a Kanye West concert??

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Thanks Figgy Stew!

#butnowIgottagooglefiggypudding

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Totally with you Cornbread! Do we know how long his Non-compete is for? I'm assuming this is why we haven't heard from him. Do you think he's doing anything anywhere, but not being named?

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Figgy, I was just mentioning this to cornbread. Are you thinking he may be posting somewhere but is unnamed?

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Queen, this was my thought..when does the non compete end?

Kat has left the building said...

Shhhh Ted C is Mr X

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Kat, you know...I was totally wondering about it..knowing they aren't written as he writes, but could be his info...lol

Jessica Larson said...

OOOO, conspriacy theories. Well, if Mr X is Ted C giving those types of names to everyone would completely give him away & open him up to a lawsuit if E! does have him still on a Non-Compete Clause.

David Howes said...

She only thought the 30 people didn't know who she was. They knew and acted as if they didn't know so they could watch her get nailed!

Shelly Shell said...

Ted C twilight gossip ruined him for me also. It was obvious his source was either Stewart or someone close to her. His gossip was always good about her, but trashed everyone else, then other sites would have bad items about her. His assistant was Taryn something, who is Stewart's cuz, a wannabe entertainment reporter. Wasn't the rumor that he outed Tom Cruise though & that's why E! finally canned him?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Shelly, it was Jeremy Renner. Ted wrote a post and used "Freddie" as the name, then accidentally said Jeremy in place of Freddie.

Blind Vice: Double Devious Doings!
Oh, what a tangled website we weave, when at first we practice to deceive. That's what one of those crusty writer guys said, right?OK, maybe not exactly, but conniving, breasty Harriet Talons sure had that in mind when she backstabbed so many people on her current hit show, her own network's New York website is currently weighing whether or not to write a scathing exposé on Harriet's behind-the-scenes shenanigans—they're that damn impressive.Back in Hollywood, but equally as stealth—and to far more sexy results—would be an Oscar-nominated star's party behavior. Want to hear what Freddie Friction picked up along with his cocktail? A date!And it's weird on so many levels: Just like Harriet, who tells the world constantly (mostly in women's magazines) how down-to-earth and shy and humble she is, Jeremy's been busy spinning a similar ersatz media presence. For instance, he often talks about how "straight" he is. Like, a lot.Isn't it fascinating how very unlike Crescent Cumquat and Topher Hairy-Tuchus—who often depend on extravagant online shenanigans to hook up with guys they fancy—Freddie is. He just asked a guy home at a recent N.Y. party! Right in front of everybody!

And even though the party dude who Freddie asked back to his place was completely shocked, he did manage to say yes, in case you were wondering.Yeah, maybe it was kinda stupid for Freddie (who we hear is a tad on the old-fashioned side) to let this all go down in the open, but hey, makes more sense than Craigslist, huh? Less of a trail…I think Freddie's gonna be a crafty one, just like Harriet. In fact, I'm sure of it!AND IT AIN'T: Felicity Huffman and Chord Overstreet, Joan Rivers and Zac Efron, Betty White and Robert Pattinson

MeanieRhysie said...

@7, who was "Harriet Talons" alleged to be?

Shelly Shell said...

Thank you, Seven of Eleven.

rajahcat said...

yeah I was kidding.....

not a twi fan

Seven of Eleven said...

@Shelly, np! I specifically remember that because I <3 Jeremy Renner.

@Meanie, the only person on the "not it" list for Harriet is Teri Hatcher. BI Exposed

auntliddy said...

I dont get whats so great about that. Never cared for this woman, she never seemed very nice.

texas rose said...

Sincerely - it probably was a donkey:) Down in Tijuana.

astra worthington said...

How is it a "positive sexual attitude" to have a threesome in front of 30 people? Seems pretty disgusting, actually. Elle has always bothered me, she has a tiny little pin head and a not pretty at all face. But that's usually how models are, great bodies, atrocious faces.

Mark Kaepplein said...

Not surprising. Ozzie gals are good sports.

delete account said...

Preach, SYF!
:-D

delete account said...

Btw , quit wishing for Ted C to come back. He lost me when he started going political during the Prop Hate stuff. As someone who supports equal rights, I understood his anger, but it ruined his column for me. That was around when he started going Twi-crazy too. Hope he stays gone. Even if he hasn't moved on, I have. The blogs I read now--Ace, Jacky, Enty of course, Myra--are all soooooo much better.

story said...

Was she an extra in Eyes Wide Shut?

There aren't that many 6' tall women walking around so if it was a group of 30 people who knew her I'm sure they recognized The Body.

NaughtyNurse said...

Elle is gorgeous!!

__-__=__ said...

Do you think he's Mr. X? Lots of gay/lesbian blinds.

Clark St. said...

There's no such thing as a non-compete clause in California.
They're totally outlawed there, so it must be that he's still under contract & E thinks it's better to pay him for doing nothing, than to let him go early.

Sherry said...

Really Clark? I was completely unaware of that. Interesting.

Aoife said...

SYF you take the prize.

Aoife said...

Hmm. Not familiar with Myra...

E! knows that TedC is valuable. If he's posting anywhere he's doing it anonymously.

witwritergirl said...

Sweet Jesus-just spit my coffee!

el80ne said...

@story: In what position could she be 'walking around'?

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

She's six feet tall and her nickname is "The Body" so I wonder how anonymous she could be even with a mask on? Not to mention, if she opened her mouth and that Aussie accent came out ...

... not sure I buy this blind!

di butler said...

Elle M is/has always been very good looking. I'm not sure if I believe this, sounds like hooey.

The only thing "positive" about this tale of train pulling is possibly your blood serum test, afterwards.

The whole "sex positive" crap is usually used by people who are sloppy hos, not people who just have a positive sexual self esteem. There's a difference.