Sunday, July 13, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 9, 2014

This no name girlfriend of this former A list tweener and now B list celebrity ordered some champagne via room service. The tweener looked at the bill and saw it was a $5000 bottle of champagne. He didn't say anything to the waiter but the waiter heard the celeb yelling at his girlfriend when the door closed that he wasn't made of money.

Joe Jonas

27 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Get what you pay for joe!!

MeanieRhysie said...

I hate cheapskates.

sandybrook said...

Maybe so but you paid her to be your beard so you have to expect she wants more to keep quiet.

derek harvey said...

there you NYCbratgirl---a Bonus Jonas reveal!

derek harvey said...

there is cheapskates and there are people trying to take advantage of your wealth---if that was me I would pull a total Charlie Sheen and lock the idiot in a closet lol

0_0 said...

What is the point of $5000 champagne? Just to see if someone will buy it for you?

MeanieRhysie said...

@0_0 Right? I can't fathom paying that much for...any beverage. Utterly ridiculous.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Bearding ain't no walk in the park! If she wanted cheap champagne she'd be whorin' for one of the Hansen brothers!

Violet said...

champagne reveal day! Whatsername and the other one from the Housewives could be besties.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

According to Seacrest, those things can be deducted from her paycheck.

Dingle Barry said...

We are reduced to Jonas blinds? Is Enty 12? Most of the blinds are tweeners, just barely past "tweeners", or trying desperately to shake their tweener past - it'll never happen David Cassidy!

auntliddy said...

Yes ! He usnt made of miney! Hes made of snails and puppy dog tails!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

From now on, "Mums" the word.

Shockwave said...

Ironic that Enty uses the term "no name girlfriend" for the female in the blind (unsure if he means it in that her name truly is unknown or if she is not a celebrity, hece a nobody or no name) when the bottom of the barrel of celebrity (and true "No Names") are people that were created by Disney such as the Jonas brothers.

Lady Heisenberg said...

They always have their sex tape to fall back on. And unlike Selma Blair, their tape allegedly isn't such a snoooooozefest

Blanda reminds me of a Roald Dahl character with that horrendous whopper of a name. Just can't decide if she belongs in The Twits or The Witches. Maybe they can name their sex tape Joe Sucks a Giant Peach.

Tina Mallette said...


What champagne is a hotel marking up to $5000 a bottle?

Tina Mallette said...

Okay I checked the LCBO.

Dom Pérignon Oenothèque Brut Rosé Champagne 1988 is $4800 and that's from a liquor store and given the duty on Canadian booze, that's a possible. 1982 is $6700.

Oh pink champers, how loverly.

Mango said...

I don't blame him for having a hissy fit. She probably doesn't know the difference between a good bottle of champagne and a 7-11 Big Gulp.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

I would have drunk the bottle in front of her and told them to bring some two buck chuck if the gold digger gets thirsty.

MadLyb said...

$5,000 is a month's pay for some of us, if we're lucky. Fuck this bitch.

bellaluna said...

I like your thinking, Riven.

Dexamyl said...

Well, now we know what she's in it for. It surely wasn't the sex.

FrenchGirl said...

I'm with Joe! Any champagne deserves so mch money

cowbulls said...

Less than 0.1% of the world could tell the difference between a $20 bottle of champagne and a $5,000 bottle.

Melissa of Grand Island said...

I'm not sure I really believe this..I know she knows he has money issues..seems a bit untrue.

el80ne said...

I feel bad for the poor kid.

di butler said...

She's a use-y ho.