Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 26, 2014

This former B list reality star turned "actress" was offering a Grammy discount last night to prospective suitors. She probably feels it is the Christian thing to do.

Farrah Abraham

28 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Where's the BLIND!!!!
Way to go cocoa!!!

derek harvey said...

baby Sophia gotta eat

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Kno Won Uno said...

At what point do these creatures disappear? Now's good for me.

sandybrook said...

What does she sell at her new ice cream shoppe?

Seven of Eleven said...

What is a Grammy discount? It sounds like something out of a retirement home joke.

Yay for Cocoa and Shazbot!

derek harvey said...

@Kno---well she is opening up a fro-yo shop so that screams early retirement
the sad thing is if you look at her social media following there are many young girls who follow her and look up to her smh

James said...

She's always reminded me of Paul Stanley during the no-makeup Kiss.

Lady Heisenberg said...

The only way Farrah could open a froyo shop I'd open is if the ice cream was dispensed from sex doll machines that squirt it out their hoohas. Is that patented yet? I think I'm onto something....

But to be accurate, any Farrah dispenser would have to shoot out the ass

Lady Heisenberg said...

*I'd visit, derp*

derek harvey said...

@Lady---as long as it is organic and gluten free I am down!

sandybrook said...

I think I know where she places the froyo in front of you when served

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

Does "Grammy discount" = she pays them? Cause $0 can't be discounted much more than that.

fancyscreenname said...

this is THE first time ive ever gone here im not THAT PERSON but farrah and stodden LOOK like they have female hygiene issues. that as harsh as i'll be. everytime i see one of them i just think UGH.

sorry...

Zach said...

Ugh I think one reality-whore blind of the day should be the ceiling.

Count Jerkula said...

Ya think she offers to let dudes use their Golden Globe as a butt plug on her, to tighten up her bucket cunt?

auntliddy said...

Talk about double bagging the love!!! She must be percolating quite a germ frappe in her busy busy butt and open all night vage.

Lurker Girl said...

How about: Two Holes, One Cup for the name of said shoppe?

Lurker Girl said...

I just threw up in my own mouth after typing that.....

Cocoa said...

yay. me. A Farrah Abraham blind, no less.

James said...

Cocoa ^5

Lady Heisenberg said...

ROFL @ lurker girl
2 holes, 1 cup, 69 flavors

KittyKitty said...

Awesome!!!

astra worthington said...

Count, that works? Wow, you learn something new every day!

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StuffandNonsense said...

prospective clients should take off the rose-coloured glasses. 10 buck street hooker have more class than this tainted ho'.

tookiesmum said...

Isn't she getting ready to open a yogurt shop or something? Some hacker hacked onto the website and inserted a still from her porno onto it.

Count Jerkula said...

@Astra: Yes, yes it does. Makes it almost like prom night all over again.