Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 13, 2014

Sure, it was late and most of the crowd had left or was drunk but it isn't every party where you see a pretty damn old Golden Globe/Academy Award winner having a a woman a third of his age take the guy's peen out of his pants and start jerking. She has been doing this for some time for the actor. He must pay well because she always looks like he is the only guy on earth. Nothing was taken to completion. The actor did say it was time to go though.

Jon Voight

51 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

GROSS

jack ducky said...

Republicans are the grossest

Ray Nicolet said...

Eh old people have earned the right to give zero fucks.

TalksTooMuch said...

StewMcGee got it! ^5! Or, er, good job!

Jessie said...

Nope.

sandybrook said...

Bwahshaha get it Jon 2 years ago she wouldn't have touched you now Ray Donovan rulz!

airhead said...

EW WHY?!?!

LottaColada said...

I ain't even mad, get it Jon.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Too funny. I can see where he was a great dad.

Ray Nicolet said...

+1

texas rose said...

Maybe the only way he can get off now is with some sort of public display. Not for me but they better be careful where they try to 'pull this one off."

sandybrook said...

Enty said he'd passed out by 7 or 8 its 7 out there right now. Lets see if there's more....

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey, I GOT ONE! The curse is broken!

jack ducky said...

No. That isn't how life works.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey oh!

Alaina Reeder said...

Or maybe he's got that good-good...those jolie/voight people I'm sure are A-MAZ-ING in bed....make someone wanna leave their spouse for that ass (cough) jennifer aniston

texas rose said...

I wonder if he and Angie share the same assistant?

James said...

There you are, you handsome devil, you!

Renoblondee said...

Well well well!

Steampunk Jazz said...

The Best part? It wasn't a Mr. letter who shall not be mentioned, post!
Woo Hoo!

sandybrook said...

Still January wait til we get to May blinds that may go the rest of whatever time is left in the year.

Froggy England said...

I swear to god, I thought I was open minded, but I read these blinds and I think wtf? Publicly jerking off a 75 year old man. You have to be friggin kidding me.

M-shi said...

tough crowd...hey remember that peen helped spawn the biggest female star on the planet!

sandybrook said...

Jon Voight fucked Blythe Danner?

Ray Nicolet said...

Well I'm not old and I still give zero fucks so we're both wrong.

Ray Nicolet said...

X

Sabrina said...

Wait, where does it say that John Voigt fukced Blythe Danner? Angelina and Gwyneth as (if) step-sisters? LMAO.

texas rose said...

They are definitely 'Eskimo sisters':)

sandybrook said...

Sabrina GOOP is the biggest female star on this planet. If you dont believe it, ask her.

StewMcG said...

Ewww! Not one I am excited to have guessed correctly but... ewww. Ick.

kelliknows said...

Here's what I always wonder about these 'done in public' stories--doesn't anyone there have a phone with a camera? If I saw something really outrageous, I'd push the button, call Harvey Levin and wait for my check.

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StuffandNonsense said...

Jon, put your wrinkly old man penis away. Keep it for home, dude!

auntliddy said...

Gross squared.

Studio54 said...

Yeah, another right wing Repug hypocrite. No wonder Angelina avoids him like the plague.

Aoife said...

People like Voight know how everyone else should live their lives and condemn those who stray from their stated moral precepts. When it comes to their personal behavior they do exactly the opposite of what they tell everyone else they should be doing.

He's very good in Ray Donovan though.

Kloie said...

Oh my god, he's a republican. Let's all freak out!

wahoowifey said...

Maybe in his Le Baron?

Sprink said...

Now why do you have to drag politics into this mess, eh, ducky?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Eww and no thank you.

Hegg said...

This would still be disgusting if he was 33. WHO decides to do this kind of thing???!

el80ne said...

Like Enty said, he must pay well.

Ray Nicolet said...

Kids can't handle the internet.

Tina Mallette said...

A personal fluffer, nice perk.

Maureen said...

I vote mostly Dem, and even I'm offended. Keep your politics off this gossip site unless there's a politician involved.

Maureen said...

Some people need the money.

Kat has left the building said...

I thought this was funny!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

A real Chanp.

But actually
Don't know if that makes or beaks a party.

Suzzique said...

creepy

Scallywag said...

Good one, Sandy. I really did LOL.

Was he dozing at the party? Was she saying "Champ, Champ! Wake up! Wake up!" while she was doing that?

Sprink said...

Nice one, scallywag.