Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 30, 2014

This NFC East football player says he couldn't afford the woman that is currently having sex with a former A+ list tweener. The football player also says that even though they used condoms while having sex she was always taking pregnancy tests. Constantly.

Desean Jackson/Chantel Jeffries/Justin Bieber

22 comments:

rajahcat said...

well that's a red flag

when your "paid companion" is constantly taking pregnancy tests???

no?

QueenAnne Guido said...

Gol diggers go mining for what?

sandybrook said...

Chump is guaranteed $16 million in his new contract to go along with his endorsements and he drops a girl to Biebs? Pathetic!

DudeInMomsBasement420 said...

Man I hope to GOD Biebs knocks up some gold digger...

Jessica Larson said...

Then she was doing something to the condoms, looking for her payday you idiot.

sugarbread maker said...

More like wisely made a forward pass

Jessica Larson said...

Just had to google her, she's another that claims to be a model/actress, but doesn't ever work.

Brea Lowe said...

Teen Dad starring Justin Beiber on MTV. The new Janelle Evans. Can you imagine?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Gold Diggers. / Goal Diggers
....both work here

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yep! Another self made IG model.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

At the end of her sex tapes you'll always see her peeing on a stick.

Laninna said...

Robby Benson followed by Al Pacino followed by John Travolta. Definitely had a type. Equal opportunity now.

Min Pin Girl said...

That would be perfect if Beib's dad knocked her up one drunk weekend. Then again I wouldn't wish that on any child so I hope She's sterile (wish Justin was sterile too).

texas rose said...

Well at least there is one pro athlete out there with a brain.

Count Jerkula said...

Come on, Sandy. Beiber could buy and sell $16 mill ballers all day long. Take out agents, managers, posse, and the tax man, he may get to keep $10 mill out of the 16.

And he gonna have to live the rest of his life off that. He isn't knocking down Manning/Rodgers endorsement money. He aint going to be on a studio show post career. Plus, he's a fragile lil speedster. One big hit and dude's crippled and out of the league.

FS said...

Dear ladies,
Please learn about cervical mucous and the very obvious signs your body gives you that you are ovulating, usually about 7 days after the last day of your period. It's not hard, I've known mine since my senior year of high school. I don't even have to bother taking my temperature.

PJ said...

YES @sugarbreadmaker!

el80ne said...

The Count speaks truth. DeSean's got nothing on Bieber's wallet.

Thing is though, if djax could have afforded her, he would have. He couldn't. He's not exactly known for being judicious with his money as he's acquired some substantial tastes for the finest things in life. He's got all the makings of the kind of baller you read about that declares bankruptcy after being out of the league for a year.

headrot said...

as usual. count, the voice of lewdness and reason.

headrot said...

as usual. count, the voice of lewdness and reason.

di butler said...

1) I don't understand why that little turd Bieber bothers people so much. He's really not any more of a dick than all the other teenie heart throbs of yore. We just know all of his shit because of the internet.

2) FS and Count speak the truth.

3) The Biebs' net worth is $160 million. He can own his own ball team, if he wants.

4) I like how ppl think that if they would've had his $$ dumped into their laps at 15, they'd have been saintly, benevolent good people. Hah. Doubt it.

TLP said...

She wanted an NFL baby. Lots of those types out there wanting to get in on that sports money. My only question: Why the hell don't these guys be safe AND smart??

As the t-shirts said in the 80s: Wrap that Rascal!!!