Thursday, July 10, 2014

Dollmakers Are Creepy

29 comments:

sandybrook said...

Tl:dw

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fuck no.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

DEF not it!

Violet said...

Dolls are creepy as f**k. As bad almost as clowns.

sandybrook said...

Nothing is as bad as clowns Violet NOTHING! bwahahah

Steampunk Jazz said...

nope. they're the devil's instruments.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Reenactors
Spiders
Courtney Love 3-some reveals
Animal Hoarders
Mandals

NJ FireFighter said...

"Of course, we all know dolls can't really talk, and they certainly can't commit murder. But to a child caught in the middle of turmoil and conflict, a doll can become many things: friend, defender, guardian. Especially a doll like Talky Tina, who did talk and did commit murder - in the misty region of the Twilight Zone." Great episode with Telly Savalas

Seven of Eleven said...

@NJ, Talky Tina was the worst! My sister had a doll that looked like Talky Tina. Goodbye childhood, hello nightmares!

And Telly Savalas getting the beat down from a manic doll, yep, Twilight Zone. :D

Violet said...

Oh yes sandy bwahaha

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Violet you learn clickys and go straight for the clowns?

sandybrook said...

@ NJFF one word: Chucky!

sandybrook said...

Send in the clowns

WareCat said...

I'll do it.
Mwah ha ha.

Violet said...

Wig. I just lost my CDAN clicky virginity with a clown. So proud.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Ok. Here goes:

Guy finds paper with advertisement for rare dolls.
Goes to location and meets creepy guy down in the basement.
Several minutes of stupid joke where dollmaker keeps interrupting him telling him that he never interrupt a customer.
Dollmaker only has one doll. A gimpy little Pinocchio with wooden balls. Guy pretends he will buy it so he can escape.
Final scene is new guy picking up the ad.
Strong candidate for MST3K.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I'm saving myself for marriage-(related blind).

MeanieRhysie said...
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WareCat said...

TNC nailed it.
The Enterns are cornballs.
I'm disappointed.

MeanieRhysie said...
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Tongue N. Cheek said...

Sorry Warecat. I published before I saw you were taking a stab at it.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You okay there, Meanie?

MeanieRhysie said...

Peachy. :)

Gayeld said...

If you find annoying to be creepy, then yes. Otherwise, just tries to hard.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Totally agree. My calling the Dollmaker "creepy" was generous to the point of absurdity.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks, TNC! All the facts minus the night terrors! I won't ask about the wooden balls.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

No worries, Wigs. After the Russian Sleep Experiment, I figured you could use the sleep.

Kat has left the building said...

Lol @kristen my exact words!!

ts:dr
=too scary, didn't...

Gayeld said...

Disappointing, really, because most dolls are rather creepy. I'll never look at Marie Osmond the same way again.