Thursday, July 17, 2014

I'm Not Sure How Charlie Sheen Is Alive

Charlie Sheen is a tool. I think we can all agree on that. He beats up women. He punishes his kids unless his former women fall into line and worship at the throne of Sheen. He thinks women are sex objects and treats them accordingly and is only consumed with what he can get out of life. He also consumes a ton of booze and drugs each day and as this video shows, it is remarkable he is alive at this point. I think it is probably because he pays enough people to watch over him and get him home safely.

28 comments:

ladybaus said...

like Enty has never done a drunk taco run----I did one last week!

Cleodacat said...

He was so hot in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, now he's like the cryptkeeper.

ladybaus said...

Not too mention at least Charlie was nice to his "fans" and not a jerk---and then the fans release the video after he was so nice to them? The people recording the video are the assholes in this scenario---not Charlie...

Rosie riveter said...

Waste of space.. . Hopefully he kills himself *cross fingers*

rdkizziah said...

It's definitely a miracle he hasn't killed himself, or someone else. Lord knows he's tried.

Sarah said...

I would agree with that if he didn't just kick his kids out of their home and cause them to have to leave their school just to get at their mother.
Denise has taken care of all of his kids for so long during his drug rampages I can't defend the man for anythjng.

auntliddy said...

No matter how troubled and awful he is, and he is, there is still something lovable about him. Dont ask me to explain it, i cant. And no, i dont love him.

rajahcat said...

well he is a medical marvel, not in a good way

Anonymous said...

perhps the tigers blood coursing thru his veins keeps him alive

B626 said...

Wild Thing!

Christopher Cruz said...

I actually know what you mean!

sandybrook said...

I did a drunk Denny's run once or twice maybe more I cant remember, never Taco Bell shit is nasty.

airhead said...

Well I wonder how long til that Gary guy is fired? Isn't he suppose to prevent this stuff?

Michael said...

I wish I could figure out a way to get Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan together to watch them explode.

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's already happened. He finished in her mouth....she got a role on his show... Then there was that loan that drew them apart
RIP LieMaSheen

Lady Heisenberg said...

I bet that's why Denise has been putting up with the shenanigans for so long (aside from the $ and not being a piece of shit). This can't go on forever, it's a miracle he's even here now.

rajahcat said...

good point Lady H.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I agree with @Derek and @ Aunliddy

But let me reiterate Derek's point.
These video recording fans are assholes.

Unknown said...

So, all this video proves is that Charlie Sheen is - NICE?

Murphy said...

Its so frustrating that he's still alive but PSH is dead.

RowdyRodimus said...

So I'm taking it nobody saw him at the St. Louis Cardinals game a month or so back? While most celebrities at games like this will just sit in their box seat and try to look cool, Charlie was up in the stands, signing autographs, hanging with the "normal" people and generally being a good guy.

I honestly think that if Enty really is what he claims to be (an entertainment lawyer) he is so down on Charlie because Charlie had the guts to not be PC and not kiss the ass of a Jew who let's be honest, do run Hollywood. How else can you explain people who say something against Jews almost being blackballed from the industry but it's SOP for people in the industry to be down on Christianity and all but call every believer in Christ sons of bitches with nothing said at all?

Eros said...

I second that but pick platoon as the movie. So incredibly handsome in that movie that its hard to believe is the same dude.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

He is doing the rolling stones diet: booze, drugs and chicks. He will live a happy life (what can be funnier than that) way after 70. Therefore this is what we all must do if we have the dough to spend. I'm starting tomorrow.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Fourth meal.

Unknown said...

Enty seems to have his pet targets, and his pets. Katherine Heigl is another frequent target. Funny how she and Charlie Sheen share some of the same qualities - they're very good at their jobs and they're outspoken and unfiltered. Guess that doesn't fly in Hollywood.

But it sure as hell makes them INTERESTING.

BitchieMitchie said...

That's sad--for at least 20 different reasons.

TLP said...

When humanity is wiped off the face of the earth, the only things left standing will be cockroaches... and Charlie Sheen

Brian said...

I want to go out one night in Vegas with Charlie Sheen and Toronto mayor Rob Ford just to see how long I can hang with them before my liver craps out.

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