Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Joe Manganiello And Sofia Vergara

Remember how Jennifer Lopez needed a distraction from the Casper Smart mess and Maksim was in India so Jennifer's publicists leaked how the pair were dating and made sure everyone knew how close they had come during a rehearsal and performance. That was it, but it got the tabloids to jump. Now you have Joe Manganiello who is promoting his new movie and had a career change over the weekend and Sofia Vergara who is trying to get away from the talk of Nick Loeb. It is perfect for publicists. A match made in heaven. You release some stories about how Joe has had a crush on Sofia for ages and they are perfect for each other and forget how two days ago the tabloids were trying to tell us how Nick and Sofia were holed up in New Orleans trying to make things work. Do I think Joe would date her? Yep. Do I think Sofia would date Joe? After she breaks up and gets back together with Nick a million more times, then maybe.

76 comments:

Violet said...

Oh, Joe is v attractive. He won't be able to bear that screechy , whiny voice for long though.

sandybrook said...

He has a dick she'll ride it. He's still making money. Poor Alcide!! :(

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Even Kaley Cuoco and Superman are rolling their eyes at this mess.

Mazel, kids.

TalksTooMuch said...

Alice, who the eff is Alice??

Sofia, you are a lucky, lucky woman. Now go! Before I say something I regret

NaughtyNurse said...

She's crazy if she doesn't hop on that amusement park ride, at least for a while!!

Its just U said...

Oh how I would love to be the meat in that sandwich.
Mmm hmmmm.

Violet said...

TTM - a Smokie reference there?

Karen said...

Get it, girl. I think I'd be content to just sit in a room and stare at him all day.

Ray Nicolet said...

Beautiful couple, congrats and best wishes.

auntliddy said...

Hot couple! Who knows whats real for hollyweurd types anywsy?

sandybrook said...

are you reading Alcide as Alice TTM?

Steampunk Jazz said...

"She never knew Joe has had a crush on her for Ages..."
I'll just bet she didn't. Vergara's ex is business... With some action on the side.

MollyMo said...

Bahaha!!

discoflux said...

I'd watch that sex tape.

Its just U said...

Showing your age there Violet. (But who.doesn't love a bit of Smokie?)

Violet said...

HDU U. But yes.

LottaColada said...

@Karen, +1 betch

TalksTooMuch said...

That's what they told me he was called on TB, sandy

MeanieRhysie said...

Damn, they're a ridiculously hot couple.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy, I feel like I have to say that your insistence that absolutely every woman in the world is a golddigging wh*re speaks to an unfortunate background with women

Its just U said...

???

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't think so, Violet?

Pip said...

Congrats. Too bad Alcide was killed in the show.He was still alive and kicking in the books.

Jessica Larson said...

This is an obvious PR couple, but I do keep wondering what is the deal with her & Nick. All the tabs & blogs say he cheats constantly with prostitutes & uses drugs, & that she's the one with the money, so does she love Nick? Is that why she keeps going back?

sandybrook said...

TTM her previous history before she became famous in South and Central America says a lot about her.

Violet said...

Google who the f is Alice and you will be rewarded with on of the cultural classics of our time.

Violet said...

Saying I'm old. :(

TalksTooMuch said...

I just remembered dancing to it back in the day, I don't know if it's the same. Will report!

Violet said...

Which I am.

TalksTooMuch said...

I was talking about Smokie! Well, whatever hopped up version made it to North America. There you go! I learned something! Day = done

Its just U said...

Ah, I get ya. I know Smokie well, so I suppose I'm showing my own age too.

Alabama said...

This.

Steampunk Jazz said...

According to rumor Jessica, they share a drug empire, suppliers to the Stahs!

Haywood Jablomee said...

He's got her doing freaky, kinky shit that would make our own Count Jerkula blush. And sending Nick the Dick photos just to rub it in.

Its just U said...

@Sandy, I really hope when I'm in my 40's nobody judges me on things I did in my teens. I know she's famous, but we all have a past.

fancyscreenname said...

lol@Enty

Joe M is ALL IN and Sofia will to go back and forth for a while. Probably.

...dont know why i found that chuckle-worthy.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I I went here with the Alice reference

meme deemed said...

Joe's good looking. They "look" good together

If she doesn't want him, I'm ALL IN!!!!

sandybrook said...

she actually hs a lot more going on now than he does. She could be in love with his body at least.

Greengrl said...

TTM, Sofia has always been known as an opportunist & gold digger in Latin America.

TalksTooMuch said...

But surely they can't ALL be, Greengrl

Haywood Jablomee said...

Didn't she beard for Tommy C. for a few months several years ago?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

So would this mean that SV is a beard??? After all, he's now supposedly gay.

Actually I don't give 2 effs about Vigara. I can't stand her conceit or her tired act. Her poor judgement with that Nick dude is hard to ignore. And I think her actual acting is like nails on a chalkboard. Despite a of her physical beauty you still don't see men lined up for her, my guess is she really is that annoying. So Nick is a dick but he seems like a good fit.

I wouldn't doubt Joe is gay, and if this match is trying to be spun my money is on her bearding cuz I can't believe he'd be able to actually tolerate her as a real GF.
-IMHO.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I thought those were auditions?

Freya said...

Let the BIs begin!!!

Sunshine said...

Huh? I thought that Sofia Vergara was married to Ed O'Neill. What happened?

bellaluna said...

Alcide, from True Blood.

Shark Week said...

That's one heck of a riiiide!!!!

hothotheat said...

I like them together. Good for her.

Shark Week said...

♡♡♡♡

Shark Week said...

Yeah. That's how she got good tips on hair products.

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't watch True Blood anymore but I saw a snippet that said the werewolf died. I texted my friend who is a TB fan (I tease her about, who is a fan of TB? Antibiotics?) asking if it was true Alcide was killed off, because I remember he was still alive in the books.

I didn't know she was only halfway through the episode. I also didn't know that she could swear like Bob Saget.

bored soccer mom said...

My hubby worked in the knights of prosperity with donal Logue and Sofia years ago. It was very short lived show, which is good bc the entire cast hated her by the end. She is very mean. And her accent is fabricated. She plays it up, but ten years ago she certainly didn't talk with such a think accent. Just my two cents.

s.breezy29 said...

He's on another site kissing a french model/actress on July 2nd, and it says she's his gf! This is obviously a fake story, but they would be a super hot couple!

CamColty said...

I like how furry he is

Pink Cashmere said...

She's annoying as f*ck! Her voice. The accent. Nope.

Maz D said...

They both scream sex. I can imagine a vicinity of anywhere them stinking of it$!!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@s.breezy29; I feel the same confusion. He was with a model type girl (Bridget something) up until a short while ago , then he mentioned he was single again (in an interview last week), but he is still spotted with her. And now he is with Sofia? It is either a fake story (like him and Demi Moore some time back) or he dumped her and jumped on the fameho train.

He does have the tendency to dump his chick when he has something big coming up; he dumped his fiancee when TB started, dumped someone when Magic Mike started, then dumped someone when his book came out. And now this (he has a docu to promote). What is he trying to do; be single asap when he realizes he is gonna be in the media more, so he can bang everyone?

Star said...

God Damn it could you please use spoilers! You just ruined it for me

Seven of Eleven said...

@Star, I was not the first person who mentioned it and even E made a reference when he said "career change over the weekend".

Sorry it was ruined for you. I don't watch the show so I can't say a whole lot about it.

sugarbread maker said...

I see what your doing and I like it

KittyKatMeow said...

I love these two together! Can't wait for their sex tape ;)

figgy said...

@Bored Soccer Mom, I love stories like that. I mean stories by someone who sees celebrities in the course of their work.

I'd like to hear from some of the Modern Family cast and crew as to what she's really like.

But anyone is better than Loeb the Neanderthal. I mean, yuck, really?

Tina Mallette said...

I saw the sex scene with Eric and Jason just as I was waking up from dozing off, watching the show before True Blood.

I woke up just at the right time and I thought whoa am I dreaming this up, this is way too hot even for cable.

Wow.

Tina Mallette said...

"And her accent is fabricated. She plays it up, but ten years ago she certainly didn't talk with such a think accent. Just my two cents."

Sort of like Andy Kaufman but it was a comedic device in his case.

Star said...

Sorry, it's the last season of the show everyone is going to be looking for new work. I just didn't equate that as his character being killed off 2 episodes in.

texas rose said...

This sounds like a win/win all around for both of them - especially if they are screwing. Too bad all pr relationships are as fun and effective as this.

Malibu Borebee said...

Joe Manganiello would rather fuck Zac Efron than Sofia Vergara but these two look good together, beards are popular and Zac already has one.

texas rose said...

Why - I haven't heard any of those rumors about Joe. I think Sofia is hot enough that he would love it.

Malibu Borebee said...

How many gay men do you hang out with and how many gay sites do you spend time on, texas? It's way beyond rumors and it's not recent news. People believe whatever they want to believe and that's just fine.

texas rose said...

I guess I'm not gay sites enough - didn't know. Out of the 70 comments above there were only a couple about her possibly bearding for him so I guess a lot of us need to be on gay sites more.

anon said...

Enties - you do know that TeeVee shows are filmed in advance, right? Joe Manjello did not have a career change this past weekend. According to IMDB, he's got 6 different things in pre/post production - doesn't look like he's hurting for jobs.

These two make sense on an equal-hotness level to me.

I've never heard gay rumors about him and he doesn't ping my gaydar - he pings other things, but not that!

StuffandNonsense said...

Joe is a manwhore. He dumped his fiancee' the minute he got famous on True Blood. (Big TB fan here). Also, ever taken a look at his Twitter feed? I call him a Twitter Twat for a reason. He's so fucking obnoxious, especially his earlier stuff. All ego, all body. Douche Lord.

With apologies to TTM ;-)

Kat has left the building said...

I like both of them, well joe has been getting annoying in the last year with his giant ego but I feel both of them are too into themselves to date each other. Maybe they're having amazing sex but no way it'll last.

Also, was t he the guess to the blind about the good looking actor who goes to gay gyms and loves getting checked out by guys?

Aoife said...

My sister took one look at him and had no idea who he is except that he's gay (she says). He was on Wendy Williams last week and she (my sister) loves that show.

As for Sofia her accent on "Modern Family" is a comedic device. That is not how she talks.

sugarbread maker said...

Also Joe is a former addict and Sofia is a raging coke whore. This will not end well