Friday, July 25, 2014

Michael Lohan Threatens To Burn Down House Of Record Label Owner

Michael Lohan is still the two bit crook who has spent time in jail before and will spend time in jail again. He just can't help himself from being a tool to those he comes into contact with and his kids. A couple of weeks ago I wrote about Ali Lohan getting a record deal and how Dina and Michael made sure to cut themselves in for all kinds of fees which would end up leaving Ali with enough money to record her country album on a borrowed iPad. Well, Ali is ok with her mom taking all her money, but apparently not her dad and told her dad to go away. So, Michael told the record label he wanted to cancel the deal, but the label said no so Michael told the head of the label that he knew where he lived and that his house was not very secure and that Michael could burn it down really easily. Nice guy this Michael Lohan. Probably the kind of guy who would throw his kids under the proverbial bus if he could make a buck. Well, actually he has already done that so maybe he would back it up and do it again. Too late. At this point, the bus is just driving back and forth over them like that golf cart in the hallway of that Austin Powers movie. The head of the record label notified police who are investigating. Meanwhile Michael continues to raise his toddler alone while his pregnant wife is locked up in jail.

37 comments:

sandybrook said...

oh please do this....you'll go to jil for a very, very long time if you do!
Happy Friday betches!!

sandybrook said...

Frist!

Seven of Eleven said...

E, I love ya for starting the day off right with a 3 point golf cart turn.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Where can I find a shirt like that? My local Chess King closed years ago.

Ray Nicolet said...

Good luck to dem babies tho

MeanieRhysie said...

O_O Oh, such drama! I'm exhausted after reading this...can y'all imagine the drama a simple family get-together brings?

Oh, and can Ali really sing?

AJ said...

Sandy ^5
I can't believe it !

MeanieRhysie said...

And, the mesh shirt! Telling you, folks, it's all too damn much!

Steampunk Jazz said...

I guess his new family finally drove a wedge. Unfortunately, he survived. Morning Rhysie! :-D

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lololol!

sandybrook said...

tremendous acting there AJ :(

AJ said...

Oscar worthy. I tell you ;-)

MeanieRhysie said...

Mornin' Steamy! Did you get storms up your way? We got tons and tons of rain down here, making for a cooler and comfy Friday morning.

Frufra said...

He just needs to send the toddler to me; then he can crawl off and die somewhere. That's my takeaway from this mess: it's tragic that this vile man has reproduced again! (Hell, I might even take in Ali - I still feel sorry for her. Linds is on her own.)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

rick with a "P"
&
tupid with a "S"

audrey said...

I am surprised he hasn't found a way to make that toddler work and earn some big bucks by now.

auntliddy said...

Hey, the shirt deserves a post all its own, lol. Well, what else is new? He is a cheap 2bit crook, in the mode of Paul Snider, murderr of Dorothy Stratton. Maybe he'll drop dead , best possible scenerio.

CamColty said...

Morning guys ! Happy Friday betches

LottaColada said...

There's that sexy mesh shirt. *Swoon*

Omar Little said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ that mesh shirt. And to think multiple women had his babies. *shakes head*

bunny honey said...

SMDH.

KMS from down under said...

Yes the shirt really is something

Barb Barbara said...

That picture never gets old!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Same here! Best sleeping weather since summer arrived with it's damp sweaty fist!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Omar, it was the only way to get that shirt off him. Too high a price...too little the reward...; )

Count Jerkula said...

I doubt he's getting a cut of the money or coke she gets for turning tricks, so I feel bad he got cut out of the recording money.

P.S. Ali Lohan w/ Hungry Butt (SFW)

And again

And a zoom in

Michael said...

Michael Lohan may have a propensity for violence but he is just another old man. Some of these record execs have some rough associates. Would not surprise me if Lohan has an "accident" and ends up in the hospital with a severe case of "ass kicking."

Brenda L said...

I hereby declare Mesh Shirt Fridays!

astra worthington said...

What an amateur, you don't threaten, you just do it! Ugh no wonder he's not a successful criminal.

Sunny said...

Is international Male still a thing?
(Where my Hillcrest peeps at?)

__-__=__ said...

Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

skippy said...

^ fab.

Jennmcn said...

The scum sucking stupid runs deep in this "family".

Malibu Borebee said...

That's the greatest thing Michael Lohan has ever worn or will ever wear. I don't know why he and Dina divorced when they were obviously made for each other in grifter scum heaven.

Count Jerkula said...

They probably divorced so Dina could keep the manager cut of LiLo's money for herself.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

The Jon Gosselin fan club probably carries those mesh shirts. (Which hopefully does not exist outside of in the mind of Jon Gosselin.)

Unknown said...

Hey Michael, where in the Bible does it say burn down a house when extortion doesn't work. He's a low-life who spouts religious shit and hide behind a God of some sort, all the while he's nothing but a dirty criminal sociopath who should have any children taken away from him. Even Florida should be able to figure this out. And they are dumbshits down there and lose children in their care, and let kids die every day.