Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Off Topic

Mario Batali cooked something on The Chew yesterday which was French Toast with maple syrup and country sausage gravy and meatballs in tomato sauce. The hosts hated it. It looked amazing to me.

33 comments:

Brea Lowe said...

Gross!

MISCH said...

I just spit-up in my mouth…gross is right

Violet said...

That's like having scrambled eggs and gravy. With some sugar thrown in. And you wonder why the US has a high obesity rate. OJ.

Sugar said...

Was he baked? Because he had to be baked to want to eat that. He should try my macaroni concoction. Now that's good eatin'!

derek harvey said...

nasty---simpler is better when it comes to good food.

NomNom83 said...

That definitely sounds like a drunk meal.

"I want some fuckin' French toast!"

"Oooh! No! I want meatballs!"

"NO! I WANT THEM BOTH!"

Sugar said...

Violet. Those feet. Are they peeling yet?

sandybrook said...

You're kidding right? Is that why this site was all screwed up yesterday you got sick to your stomach and had to go home?

Violet said...

Sugar. Not yet. Because if they can get any sexier it will be when they start to peel. It will be about that point that I'll be expecting the phone call from Quebtin.

Violet said...

And Quentin too.

Seven of Eleven said...

Wait, what? All of those together? That sounds like a Mama June dish.

Tina Mallette said...

Meatballs and gravy and French toast don't really mix but separately sounds great.

sandybrook said...

Violet Quentin sploooged all over his IPad when he saw this. I have the exact opposite trouble my feetsies are pale because I dont wear flip flops or sandals just sneakers. So my feetsies have a tan live at the low ankle.

Sugar said...

I hope it peels in a very satisfying way. Like all in big sheets that you can just pull off!
I've never seen redder feet in my life. It looks like you put your feet in a camp fire.

Krissie said...

That's nasty, but it's not very professional for the hosts to admit they hated it, is it? Isn't the point of having chefs on a show to peddle their product and act like what they cook is delicious?

sandybrook said...

Maybe even a tan line spelchek POS

Violet said...

But redness aside, they're nice feet right? Well shaped. Quite dainty. Reasonable toes.

sandybrook said...

Yeah I'm sure they look fine no callouses,toe cheese or corns right?

Sugar said...

Oh my, yes! Toes taper down delicately, each one perfectly shorter than the one before it!
I have a space between my big toe and the rest of them. Looks weird to me but the good part is that I can pick up stuff with them like I'm a monkey!

Violet said...

Feet validated by Sandy. Honestly I feel like a minor D list celeb on CDAN today. Call those paps.

Eros said...

Thats sounds barftastic, enty.


You started off good with the French toast and maple syrup though.

Gayeld said...

Very nice feet, indeed. I have the mutant second toe that's longer than the big toe.

NaughtyNurse said...

Sounds absolutely foul.

califblondy said...

Enty, I can't believe you watch that show. It's awful.

Count Jerkula said...

Cinnamon Roll French Toast, by Mariah Milano. Just cut down on the sugar at the end. Broad uses a full bottle of maple syrup, the frosting from the cinnamon rolls, then powdered sugar.

YouTube Link (SFW except for 1 fuck towards the end)

auntliddy said...

I tried and trued, but i just cant picture this tasting like it belongs together. Wth, he tried something new.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

French toast with maple syrup and sausage gravy is fine; so is meatballs in tomato sauce...but please God, NOT together! I like Mario overall, but he must have been blind shitfaced drunk to come up w/that combo--it really does sound like something a drunk screwing around in the kitchen would think sounded tasty.

Jessie said...

Violet! I had an awful sunburn on my feet one summer. They were all puffy. Vitamin E cream did me a world of wonders.

Cee Kay said...

Meh. I'd try it.

astra worthington said...

Gayeld, it's called Morton's toe and all of the Greek statues have it! So does the Statue of Liberty. It's supposedly a good thing, so be happy about it!

CK76 said...

Burt's Bees After Sun Soother.....

fancyscreenname said...

i luv all of them. a good mesh of personalities on that show. my fave is a tie between clinton and carla. no ((shakes head no)) i CANNOT decide which...

Rome said...

The first three? Yes! The second two? Yes! Altogether... not so much.