Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Off Topic

The Bachelorette got a little too real last night.

69 comments:

discoflux said...

I find that hard to believe.

derek harvey said...

My new fav show is BOTCHED!!! I LOVE it...

TalksTooMuch said...

I know it upset Reno and thatz not okay

IDoTheRobot said...

LOL!

trainrides said...

Not a fan of reality shows but I just finished re-reading Calvin and Hobbes. Grown-up Calvin and Hobbes (and Susie Derkins)

Sugar said...

What happened? I skipped this round of the Bachelorette. WHAT HAPPENED? Should I go read Reality Steve? Reno??????

discoflux said...

derek - we watched 2 episodes in a row the other night. mr. disco and i both kind of love it.

Freya said...

I've never watched the show.

Cleodacat said...

Not Happening, as in watching.

LottaColada said...

@derek it's pretty amazing. I saw the Janice Dickenson one

JoElla said...

Okay what is botched about??

Lordy help me! My Mom has me hooked on Ladies of London now (and maybe the real housewives of ny..)

Renoblondee said...

Sugar they filmed Chris telling her and the 4 men that Eric had died. It was heartbreaking. She felt guilty about their last conversation. Lots of tears. Even the producers were crying.

StewMcG said...

@trainrides, thanks for making my office a little extra dusty.

parissucksliterally said...

Ugh, you people WATCH this shit?

derek harvey said...

Botched is a reality show about 2 doctors fixing peoples REALLY BAD plastic surgery. It is on the E network

Sugar said...

Oh, that episode. That is really sad. Thanks for the update, Reno.

Sugar said...

paris you don't want to know the low level shit I watch.

parissucksliterally said...

Sugar, I guess not! :)

Renoblondee said...

Well I don't watch any Housewives? That count?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I confess to watching. Argh. (I work and watch, so not total waste.)

I think Andi was also falling apart cuz she had to cut Mark/Marc. She felt bad, and also thinking how she cut Eric and that was last time she'd see him. All emo hit her.

Don't
Understand
The
Nick
Thang
!
!

derek harvey said...

well the show most go on---get back on the horse bachelorette and get back to slutting it up for the viewers

trainrides said...

StewMcG :)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Reno

I hope so.

(I think we should be able to make up points there.)

Who u pulling for?

I'm Josh (except, what does he do for a living???)
My mom likes Chris. (He's grown on me but I don't see her in Iowa on that farm. As cool as it is.)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Lol!!

In a few years you may see her on botched.

VIPblonde said...

I freely admit to watching both Hollywood Exes and Marriage Bootcamp: Reality Stars :)

LowKey said...

I stick with classic trash: Springer, Maury, The Test.
None of this newfangled reality crap for me!

Disclaimer: my husband watches enough for both of us. Botched is his new favorite. And I totally busted him watching the Kuntrashians TWICE this week!!!

Sugar said...

Hi Low Key! Where ya been?

What is The Test? Sounds juicy! Is it what I think it is? A show about paternity tests?

SusanB said...

@trainride..thank you for the link......always been a big fan......this made me cry

Renoblondee said...

@Sincerely I'm for Josh too. They have the most chemistry. She's been all over him since the beginning.
And definitely points for no Housewives!

Renoblondee said...

Oh, and he works in finance now.

discoflux said...

I walked in Thursday evening to find Mr. Disco watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. I told him he better not say anything about my RHOBH/OC watching again.

Count Jerkula said...

Backdoor Farrah's vibrating pussy and ass is now available. NSFW no time for clickie

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/reality-star-farrah-abraham-unveils-her-topco-sales-cyberskin-celebrity-series/

trainrides said...

SusanB :)

Sugar said...

*****

Gayeld said...

@Lowkey. I walked in on my mother watching the Kartrashians last month. Her excuses were pathetic.

crila16 said...

I love Botched too!!!

Don't watch those stupid bachelor shows anymore.

Jacq said...

I love Dr Terry. I would have a hard time getting tweaked by Nassif, given the was his nose looks - it isn't like he worked on it himself, but still. Not that I should talk, I was bitten in the face by a small dog years ago. It took 20+ stitches to put me back together (it was a chihuahua, no joke) and the plastic surgeon who reconstructed my lower lip had a hair-lip. He walked in and my dad and I just have one another "the look" lol

Ness S said...

She needs a bigger vocabulary. Shut up! Stoooop! *eyeroll*

Renoblondee said...

Eees okay.

califblondy said...

I gave up The Bachelorette for Master Chef. I've got my priorities.

LottaColada said...

I'm not gonna watch this without your rating first, @Count.

Pip said...

Bad Girls Club is the most embarrassing thing I watch. I watch Bad Girls Club:All Stars too.

NaughtyNurse said...

I can't believe this crap show is still on TV.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: Watch what, the Bachelorette? I'd have to punch myself in the nuts through every commercial break as punishment for watching that vapid trash.

Or do you mean a review of the Backdoor Farrah sex toy? I don't do pocket pussies or fuck dolls. Last thing I wanna do after abusing myself is have to clean up a mess in a piece of rubber. Thank god real vagina is self cleaning.
___________________________________

Anyway, someone sent me a tally of the Favorite Poster thing from the other day. She said she didn't want to post it since I didn't come in first. I don't care though. Besides, it is very telling.

1- VIPblonde - betch stole my tiara!
2- Count Jerkula
3- Bruce Jenner

Dick Gifs took the top spot, but Trolls landed at 2 & 3, Perv topping Kindness.

LottaColada said...

@Count- I was talking about the Farrah thing. Self cleaning ovens are the way to go.

Sidenote: Pssshh! Get it VIP! ♡ ya

phrancophaux said...

I mini-binged on Botched last night. Terry kills me! Love him and Heather on RHOC.

VIPblonde said...

@Count Sore loser? ;)

MeanieRhysie said...

VIP! Woot!!! Count!! Woot!!!

surfer said...

Congrats VIP! The crown is all yours!

LottaColada said...

@VIP!! In honor of your win, can you give us a FFF today?

VIPblonde said...

@LottaColada Sure, why not? :)

MeanieRhysie said...

Oh yessss! Thank you, VIP!

More, please! (I'm a greedy betch!)

VIPblonde said...

@MeanieRhysie Here's a little Josh Duhamel :)

MeanieRhysie said...

Oh. My.

Count Jerkula said...

@VIP: nah, i'm not sore. I just wanna tie you up with your sash and beat your rump with your sceptre. Not out of anger, out of respect, and maybe a lil loneliness. The safe word will be BACON in honor of Fugazi Enty.

VIPblonde said...

@Count Bacon ;)

Renoblondee said...

Jeebus, that's a fine specimen.

Count Jerkula said...

That gif is HOT, VIP. An item on my sexual bucket list is to play the "hold an implement between your teeth and if you drop it while I bare hand spank you, I get to use it on you" game.

The fantasy actually involves a selection of 4-5 implements on an ottoman (crop, paddle, belt, cane, hairbrush, etc). The broad crawls over on her hands and knees to choose one and pick it up with her teeth, before crawling up on to the bed and presenting her tush, for discipline.

Kloie said...

Tear @ trainrides

Moxie Girl said...

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who cried over the Calvin and Hobbes story. Love, love, love C&H

CanadianMiss said...

@trainrides, you brought tears to my unemotional eyes.

Marti said...

Eric was a lovely guy and too good for this show! Bach is Paradise looks like a hoot!

Marti said...

I love Chris! Josh seems arrogant and Nick seems quite manipulative.

Marti said...

True dat about the chemistry with Josh. Something about him just bugs me , though. Arrogance, entitlement?? Can't put my finger on it...

sugarbread maker said...

Will kimmykakes make an appearance with Kylie? ?

TV Junkie said...

@trainrides, thank you for sharing that. So sad & wonderful at the same time! My bf got me an old school Mrs. Beasley doll for Christmas (with the original voice!) - it brought back so much!

bellaluna said...

Thank you @ trainrides. Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County were two of my all time faves.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Reno. Yayyyy
@Marti. Yeah, I can see that too. Perhaps his lack of a "current" career is also a lil off putting.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ohhhh? Ok then. That helps! Lol