Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Pamela Anderson Files For Divorce

The good news for Pamela Anderson is that her marriage to Rick Salomon this time lasted three times longer then it did the first time. Pamela filed for divorce yesterday after six months of marriage. Their previous union lasted two months. So, the next time they marry, I guess they will finally crack that year barrier. The first marriage happened after Rick famously paid off Pamela's gambling tab by exchanging sex with her for the debt. That was true love for sure. The second marriage has been filled with as much drama as the first but I think Pamela got tired of always coming in second or third place to all of the other women in Rick's life. I mean he is a well paid gambler and who wouldn't jump at the chance to have sex with a guy who has had unprotected sex with Paris Hilton and even recorded it for the world to see. This makes Pamela's 33rd divorce, and only three husbands. I figure Pamela is actually due for about three or four more marriages before she is finished or gets it right.

45 comments:

Violet said...

I am high fiving myself as I knew this would be the first post of the day.

sandybrook said...

Hey she might get half of what he won last week in the casinos. 1.5 million her best payday since she was good enough to pose for Playboy.

sandybrook said...

Lucky you Violet....good afternoon!

OneEyeCharlie said...

I'm thinking that just living together with someone might be a better choice for her. This isn't the 1920's. She won't be castigated by the press for "living in sin".

MeanieRhysie said...

For why did they get married!?

Well, at least she knows when to quit, that's a good thing.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I thought for sure it would've been the Housewives post. Good thinking, Violet!

Susan said...

I thought she was a high-paid celebrity escort. Wasn't that the topic of like 100 blinds? I didn't even realize she got married again. Oops.

sandybrook said...

Well if I followed the blinds right--Pammy married Rick to get her debts paid off. Which he did and then he became her pimp and sent her out on high paying jobs.

Ray Nicolet said...

Such a shame

TalksTooMuch said...

Even though he is dressed as Holder on the red carpet (plus hat), he, sir, is no Holder. He must have the magical penis of destiny if he can still get all these ladies, though, however temporarily

Steampunk Jazz said...

Solomon was pimping her out according to rumor...tables get cold and any unrecorded income is an asset.

figgy said...

I was about to say that of COURSE she has to get divorced because it's yacht season and those Riviera Eurotrash and Middle Eastern Sultans are a-waitin'.

But then @sandybrook made the very good point that it's not like Rick is going to exactly, um, MIND if she selling herself to the highest bidder, as long as he gets his pimp cut. What is the going pimp rate? 10% like an agent? Or more like 75%?

Steampunk Jazz said...

At TTM, see those eyes? That's me when I try too bluff. Like a bad mesmerist... "Look into my eyezzz, I did not just throw away a straight..," :-D

TalksTooMuch said...

Good point, Steamy! I was just assuming someone had just asked him why he was wearing a hoodie on the red carpet

Tina Mallette said...

Just saw this headlining the actual news.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Was it at least the entertainment section?

Its just U said...

I don't care, I love her. I always have and I always will.

Zach said...

33rd divorce, haha. But seriously, I feel bad for her. Why do I always let myself feel bad for her? Seems like whenever she appears to have gotten her life together and is making semi-rational decisions, it all unravels shortly after.

Sarah said...

That dude has some crazy, vacant eyes

__-__=__ said...

She can do better. Agree those are crazy eyes! She does need to quit marrying guys though. Divorce isn't fun and I doubt she walks from this with much of anything for her time.

warmislandsun said...

*THAN it did the first time. Fucking grammerless bitter site.

derek harvey said...

She needs a REAL man----gibe the Biebs a call Pammy!

auntliddy said...

Eow, thats so surprising, said no one ever.

crila16 said...

OMG!!! Where have I been? I had no clue Pam was married to Rick Salomon. I had no clue she was even married to him more than once.

Malibu Borebee said...

Hooker 101 - Don't marry your pimp.

Hooker 201 - Don't marry your pimp twice.

Hooker 301 - Retire before 30, 35 at the latest (she admits to 47).

I feel sorry for her too, @Zach. She's dimwitted and people took advantage of her instead of looking out for her.

Topper Madison said...

I still think she and the Hoff should end up together. It's the romantic in me.

derek harvey said...

@Crilla---get your shit together! *jokes*

Kels said...

Hes cute. Whatever. Hes cute as fuck and yall know if you didnt know his back story, you'd be all over that.

teresa crane said...

Salomon looks cracked out

Basil said...

I blame the gays for this. If they hadn't been allowed to marry, the sacred vows taken by a man and woman in matrimony would actually mean something. And now looks what's happening! A pimp can't even stay married to his whore! What is the world coming to. Blame the gays! Blame the gays!

Freya said...

@sandybrook I bet she poses in Playboy within the upcoming year. Does she have a landmark birthday coming up? Maybe when she hits 50. If they let Lohan pose, why not? lol

Emily May said...

Yeap me too. Don't know why. But I bet she is a fun friend to have.

Emily May said...

Looks coked up

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Freya, good thinking. My coworker says the 25th anniversary of some cover is this year.

rosie riveter said...

*!Coke eyes!*

sugarbread maker said...

That is NO holder!! DO NOT DISRESPECT. HOLDER!!! He is sleazy Brody Jenner at best. Just because you are now watching the Killing doesn't mean everything in a hoodie is Holder!!!
Respect the Sensei. Or stop watching!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugarbread, chill mama!! It's the same type of hoodie! No zipper. I have every right to Holder-call, I've been up until midnight every night for the past week watching it, I'm Holder-steeped!

Also, will always love Pammy

TalksTooMuch said...

Also love Brody Jenner. The real one

sugarbread maker said...

Ttm. A hoodie does not make one a Holder... A Holder makes a hoodie tolerable for a 33 year old Meth addict to look hot as hell. You don't get Smoldering Holder from a Rick Solomon.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugarloaf, my sweet, if you look at my comment I said

"he, sir is NO Holder"

So I'm not even sure what you're mad about, boo?

sugarbread maker said...

Too much caffeine hun. Sorry

sugarbread maker said...

It's like comparing a swedish god to a hemroid. Just be careful with the "looks like Holder " stuff mmmkay? ?

sugarbread maker said...

Missed that he is No part. Need to taper off the caffeine now luv.

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL no worries, lady, I just have Holder on the brain. I also need more coffee

justducky said...

She seems like really cool people. But let's face it Pammy there is a reason her kids are going to school in Canada and living with her parents that probably has more to do with her lifestyle than clean living and better school systems.