Thursday, July 03, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

Josh Duhamel and Fergie go on a play date with Axl. He refused to play with Slash though.

Halle Berry filming Extant yesterday.
Jason Sudeikis and Alison Brie filming their new movie. Jason is losing some serious weight.
Kesha makes her way through LAX.
Keira Knightley talks about herself.
Karlie Kloss makes for one heck of a poster for Citibikes.
Lily Allen was out partying with her ex last night while her husband stayed at home again.
Lucy Hale doing some press yesterday in NYC.
Judging by the bruises and cuts all over her legs, I guess Lindsay Lohan has been earning her keep lately.

64 comments:

Violet said...

Jeez. Lilo.

Seven of Eleven said...

Holy crap! Get some help, Lilo!

LottaColada said...

Happy Belated to Lilo. She made it to 28!

LottaColada said...

Ooh. Just barely.

cat said...

Why would she wear shorts? Is she so far gone, that she does not know about the bruises? Or does she want us to see them?

AJ said...

Damn. Lilo. Those some bruises.
PS used to love Lily Allen & her first 2 albums but her constant partying has kinda turned me off since she used talk about how badly she wanted a family & quiet life.

sandybrook said...

Lindsay might not make it to 29 wtf ho?

bunny honey said...

Everyone knows that hefa don't give two cents about what she looks like just as long as she has her picture taken.

Ima go throwup now.

The Real Dragon said...

I mean Lilo doesnt look that bad. There's been worth

Ray Nicolet said...

I feel so much better bout my pale legs now, Thanks LL!

The Real Dragon said...

Ugh worse

Min Pin Girl said...

Daaaaamn Lindsay looks REALLY bad. From head to toe BAD! Creepy is an understatement.

airhead said...

Awww lilo... Poor girl is so lost in life

figgy said...

That is just horrific, Lindsay's legs. What the fucking hell does her john DO to her?? Beat her with sharp edged clubs??

AJ said...

@Ray
Me too. Im so pale that it seems of I get touched the wrong way, I've got a bruise.
Ah. The life of being a secret ginger.

Sherry said...

I am truly sad for Lohag. That is heart breaking

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It looks like an alien is about to burst from Lindsay's leg.

Tricia Shaw said...

Lilos mystery bruises(we all get them, especially iron challenged vegetarians like me).,,but the GASH?!!!
Can we discuss the 6 inch laceration on her leg?

Let's do this multiple choice peeps:

A) cut herself shaving Ginny thigh hair with a cheap Bic or garden variety razor( not the Venus, they rule )

B) she injured herself saving the life of a baby in a stroller from a speeding cab

C)sharp instrument slipping put of clammy hands whitest cutting up lines of blow

Tricia Shaw said...

*gingy thigh

Renoblondee said...

Lilo looks like she's using hard too.

Renoblondee said...

Also, I love Josh and Fergie together. And little Axl.

Tricia Shaw said...

@ sherry...hard to be sad for a girl given so much( yes, had shitty hand dealt with shitty parenting), but that sob story old, so many other people thrive and prevail coming from worse..her streak of good fortune, ie getting put of jail time is ridiculous, and the fact she still works without any real discernible talent( not like she's done moliere) is baffling....

Plus she's a rude,pseudo elitist bitch who treats people poorly.

She can go now.

Dyana said...

So, is that an abscess? Skin popping or something? It looks like it goes WAY beyond the normal bruise.

It also does not look like what I would imagine bruising from BDSM might look like.

Omar Little said...

Now that I know they are siblings, I see the resemblance between Lily and Theon Greyjoy.

I love Keira.

Rose Lizenberg said...

Definitely C

sugarbread maker said...

At this rate she won't make it to 29.

sugarbread maker said...

Arabs tie or chain them up and beat and fck the holy he'll out of them.
Probably 50k or 100k for the night though because you have to add possible hospital expenses and days off work to recover.
Count help me out here

surfer said...

Are those C-section scars on Lily?

La Minette Grincheuse said...

Is Jason Sudeikis the answer to one of the sick celebrity blinds?

Jacq said...

I said that about 27. And 26. And 25...

fancyscreenname said...

**

Scallywag said...

Speaking of 29, Lily Allen already looks like she should be playing mah jong in Palm Beach.

Frufra said...

Saw Jason S., along with a group of comedians like Paul Rudd, et al, being interviewed in the Kansas City Royal's dug out during a game. They were there for a charity softball game. Anyhoo, Sudeikis could NOT sit still or shut up. So, I dunno, coke? The adderal?

sugarbread maker said...

so is sudekis on the olivia's baby weight adderall???

Dena said...

I think you mean jizz : /

Dena said...

Lilo should switch to A2A for awhile, it might be safer and she could still make fat stacks.

Tina Mallette said...

Sudekis has been losing weight since he hooked up with Wilde and he is now starting to look thinner than her pre pregnant self - worries me.

hunter said...

The bruise and gash aren't really THAT bad - take it from a frequent drinker like me, you wake up after a night stumbling around and bashing into stuff, maybe falling against a coffee table or two and you have bruises & gashes.

Add an abuse-for-cash john or two and you have busted up legs.

She wants us to see them. She wants us to see how skinnnyyyyy she is in those baggy-hanging shorts.

She wants her NY peeps to know she's available and open for business.

GspAD said...

In other pictures I've seen, her face is pretty bad too. Look at her nails... Ewwwww!
Is lily the answer to a blind?

NaughtyNurse said...

surfer, no. Not c-section scars. the middle line around the umbilicus is just a normal little bend in the flesh. the wide, smiley face shaped one underneath it is from a tummy tuck.

derek harvey said...

Lindsay looks awful and that outfit does not help much either! She looks like a crack whore....

surfer said...

Thanks Naughty! You would know!

Renoblondee said...

@Hunter Exactly. I was thinking the same thing that Lilo wants everybody to see her "wounds" and skeletal frame.

Alexa Rose said...

I wish the media would stop focusing on Lohan so she'd go away quicker.

Basil said...

When you want to commit suicide, and REALLY want it to take, there is an aertory on the inside thigh that if you cut deep enough, and don't faint when the first gush of blood comes (and it squirts quite violently messing up your whole bathroom) it will do you in. That gash on her was probably done a few days before this picture, but whatever she was doing, it was a test run and she probably never had the guts to finish the job. She might have fainted, or this was some john S/M game where he didn't want a dead body on his hands.

But make no mistake, if that cut had gone deeper, she would not be walking around showing it off. I feel faint even thinking about it.

PJ said...

1. Wow. A photo of Fergie not only together with her infant son but actually HOLDING him. This is legitimately only the second time since Axl's birth that I've seen a photo of him together with his mother. Josh on the other hand is photographed with him almost every single day and seems like an incredibly loving and hands on father while Fergie apparently can't be bothered. Sad.

2. I've just now noticed that Lily Allen's body is showing the common tell tale signs that usually go hand in hand with rapid weight loss via gastrointestinal surgery. I know that many sites claim her sudden thinness is do to cocaine and Adderall but just look at the saggy skin hanging over the defined muscles of her arms! Lily was never big enough for that to have happened naturally-her skin would have gradually snapped back-and it's what every person I've ever seen who's had gastric bypass looks like...Good grief.

Jessie said...

I liked a meatier Sudeikis.

Amartel said...

You know you've hit it big when you "make your way" through an airport rather than walk or run like lesser mortals.
Even more august personalities are borne aloft by their handlers (in Lear jets).

NaughtyNurse said...

I agree. This is a pathetic attempt for attention by Lindsay.

Seven of Eleven said...

I dunno. I bruise if you look at me and I'm not pale. But if I had a giant scab on my leg, I sure as hell wouldn't be wearing tiny shorts to advertise it.

If that's Lilo's business card photo, well, I wish her the best. And Neosporin, Neosporin is always good. Also, antibiotics.

PotPourri said...

LILO...is this a cry for help?

Oopsy_Daisy said...

My legs often have bruises like that. I'm a pale anemic and am a total klutz.

witwritergirl said...

I look at Lindsay and just pray I'm never that desperate for cash. What kind of cash does someone have to cough up to make that ok? Geez.

Erik said...

Disgusting Lohan pic. No one needs to see that.

Aoife said...

Damn. She needs help.

HimynameisChloe said...

Right? My 60 pound dog sits on my lap and it's instant bruises but what Lindsay has going on is suspicious for sure.

sugarbread maker said...

I'm guessing the bruise was from injecting heroin. The gash is cutting. Typical cry for attention from a narcissist

cowbulls said...

Lohan is disgusting.

rosegold said...

^^ this!

GatorGirl said...

Seriously if I saw that mess walking towards me I would cross the street. WHO wants to actually pay money to get near that? I don't get it.

derek harvey said...

lol @Gator
"hey man do you have an extra smoke?"

GatorGirl said...

That's it exactly! Like she would be asking for something and you just want to hold your breath and GO

anon said...

Damn, Lohan must be doing ALL the drugs in London. She looks awful and has lost a ton of weight since she's been over there.

Anotheramy said...

Lilo looks a lot like macaulay culkin these days.