Thursday, July 10, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Prince William discovers that one way to look less than regal is to wear full on scuba diving gear complete with mask.

Al Roker gets some loving from his wife.
Rachel Zoe probably would never buy Gap for herself, but for her kids has no problem with it.
Selena Gomez seems to be sweating in some awkward places.
Meanwhile, her idiot ex-boyfriend shows why he is an idiot. That car is ridiculous.
Shakira gets friendly with a dog in Miami.
Shia LaBeouf after an AA meeting.
Tori Spelling takes herself shopping.
Will Smith and a group of guys in Ibiza.

71 comments:

derek harvey said...

hate Will Smith
they should leave Shia alone about attending AA ---unless he called the paps himself

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Did Selena get break up boobs?

Renoblondee said...

What's up with the bewb situation on Selena? Not the sweat, the actual bewbs.

Violet said...

Point of AA is 'anonymous'
Selena is sweating in all the normal places to be fair.

MeanieRhysie said...

Boob sweat is the worst, Selena, feel your pain!

sandybrook said...

People still go to The Gap?
I hope whoever painted Biebs car got paid a lot.
I wish I was Shakiras dawg.

Freya said...

Either someone is just starting to develop or she took a trip to the doctor. Talking about you Selena.

When people get a ridiculous amount of money, they do dumb sh!t with it.

Will Smith and some dudes. Sounds right.

LottaColada said...

It's not the sweat I see, it's the hard nipples. @Count!!!

Violet said...

BG has it that she had a little lift to try and win back Biebs because he likes big ones apparently.

Freya said...

On BG, she may have gotten boobs on the encouragement of that fool.

Violet said...

I bought my last pair of trousers at Gap Sandy. What does that say about me?

VIPblonde said...

Ew, is Al Roker pulling a Jon Hamm?!

Freya said...

I'm surprised Rachel Zoe has the upper body strength to carry those bags.

MeanieRhysie said...

Whew, thought I was the only one.

Count Jerkula said...

I was just gonna say that, Kristin. Looks like Selena got implants. Poor damaged girl. She probably just jumped the shark.

sandybrook said...

You are a savvy shopper Violet?

Karen said...

Shia's looking good! Like he showered or something!

Freya said...

I didn't know RDJ and wife are expecting a baby!

sandybrook said...

Yep shes knocked up Mazel RDJ

Erin said...

Not to defend the Biebs, for sure, but it looks like someone has let him drive a model that has not been announced yet. That kooky camouflage is how automakers can do all of their testing for new vehicles without car paps (they do exist) being able to distinguish too much.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Will we see you!

Seven of Eleven said...

VIP & Meanie, that "made ya look" was not right. Eyeball bleach!

Paps stalking AA meetings :/

Renoblondee said...

I just enlarged the Selena photo: Si Implante!

Violet said...

That'll do Sandy.

Jessica Larson said...

Selena got fake boobies, they look better than the bolt ons Kidman got.

I thought even Zoe's kids got high end designer, she must be getting paid from Gap to be seen with those bags, some deal is going to be announced soon.

califblondy said...

Our Gap closed a long time ago and RZ's kids don't wear babyGap Enty.

rajahcat said...

that is a truly awful pic of Selena

she looks 15 lbs heavier and I know that just isn't possible with her habits

AKM said...

Yep, boob sweat...what are ya gonna do?! It happens. And yes, they look monstrous. WTF?!

Ray Nicolet said...

Oh god why did i scroll back up

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Selena looks in her 40 in the pic: that hair, weight, sweat, lack of bra...

Harry needs a wig more than bath mask.

I actually like that car. I would be the boss with it in the streets.

Tina Mallette said...

agree Derek, stalking AA meeting not kosher unless they were called, which means Shia's people are tacky because that risks other people's anonymity, that said Shia looks like a man detoxified and that's a good thing or maybe he just showered

that car is the ugliest uncoolest thing I have seen since the matte paint trend ruining beautiful sports car

pb said...

Dull selections minus Tilda, Wills and Shia

Freya said...

When Enty said got guns, I thought he meant weapons. Well, I guess you can call those weapons too. At least she doesn't look 12 anymore.

Count Jerkula said...

UPDATE: That Selena pic may have just been catching braless tits in mid bounce while walking.

SFW pic same day

msgirl said...

AAA includes the word Anonymous.

Gap made good kid clothes when mine was young, sturdy and lasting.

HimynameisChloe said...

There have been blinds buzzing for a couple weeks that she was shopping around for boobs post Man-baby break up. I see she went through with it.

BotoncitoRosa said...

I just read a blind item in blindgossip.com that mentions a "beautiful young singer/actress [that] installed a couple of plastic domes high on her chest" and I thought about Selena Gomez, this picture confirms it.
I think that if you wanna do plastic surgery for yourself go for it, but don't do it for a guy, NEVER.

EastCoaster said...

Lol!

PghGirl said...

I can't' stand Shia but paps at AA is really low and uncalled for.

discoflux said...

Good titty ball detective work, Count. That is, indeed, braless mid-air titty flounce on Selena.

And Rachel Zoe shopping at the GAP is like the rest of us shopping at K-Mart.

discoflux said...

Also, nothing screams "I'M STRAIGHT!!!!" like hanging out with nothing but dudes in Ibiza.

fancyscreenname said...

OMG anyone else remember when GAP was a populous as Starbucks? in the '90's you couldn't walk ten blocks (especially in a major city) in either direction without seeing one.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Why don't these girls wait til the swelling goes down before taking them out for a ho stroll? It looks like she is carrying Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis in a baby bjorn.

Dena said...

I work at the Gap! Is that sad?

Dena said...

#pokies

Min Pin Girl said...

In that pic that Count posted Selena's hair looks super grey at the part. I'm sure it's the sunlight reflecting but it looks like she went grey overnight.

The pictures I've seen of Selena and Zac Effron lately, they both look miraculously healthy for a couple of raging coke heads. She should go hangout with Zac. He's got to be better than Beiber and she's can't be any worse than MIchelle R. Right? Maybe they could go to rehab together. Turn it into a 28 day reality special with benifits.

Montague R. Higginbotham, IV said...

Al Roker has a BBC. Who woulda thunk?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@VIP OH NO U DIII ENT!

swear. U have me a belly laugh. Now I'm gonna go to pic (for a belly ache).

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ok. Saw it, and I'm Laffin again.

PJ said...

Whoaaaaaaa. DEFINITELY new boobs on Selena! She's clearly braless in the pic and those horribly uncomfortable looking things are riding up high like two orange halves stuffed up near her collar bone. EEK. Why not pay up for great, significantly more natural looking ones?? She obviously has the money to.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Selena's smuggling a couple grapefruits, last I saw she was smuggling apples.

teresa crane said...

LOL @ Will Smith in Ibiza with "a group of guys"



PJ said...

1. Random thought: I HATE that God awful, horribly unflattering frosted(!) silver lipstick that Al Roker's wife (I forget her name) insists on wearing in every broadcast and celebrity interview she does. It's just terrible.

3. People should not be taking/buying/and publishing photos of Shia outside of meetings. It's morally and ethically wrong on just about every level and completely violates his-and perhaps, more importantly the group's other members-right to autonomy in recovery. It's called Alcohol or Narcotics ANONYMOUS for a reason.

StuffandNonsense said...

I'm ashamed to admit that Al Roker has bigger boobs than me - mine are hella more perkier though.

No. AA should be off limits. For once Shia's douche face is appropriate.

PJ said...

Wow. Thanks Count. You definitely may be right...Although, idk whose boobs jump up like that just from casually strolling-and not running-down the street!

Jessie said...

Jessie's lady boner for Prince William; time of death: Friday, 11 July 2014, 8.15am

MrWolf said...

Fucking Selena Gomez. She looked so much prettier with real boobs.

Cee Kay said...

Gotta agree. Those boobs do nothing for Selena.

Nipple said...

Its not paint. Its a sticker that wraps your car. Peels right off, too.

Trashaddict said...

Too bad he's such a douche, he looks totally buffed right now. Delicious biceps!

sugarbread maker said...

selena got desperate titty balls
for a guy who's balls haven't dropped. anyone not see the irony here?? and justin is driving an audi

sugarbread maker said...

selenas instagram has a group photo with her bewbs and nipples sticking out so baby beiber knows she's big and buff for him now!!!

Aoife said...

Everyone is talking about the new boobs but she's got her head down because of the weight of her weave.

The Gap used to be the best place to buy kids clothes. It was sturdy enough to iwthstand multiple washings without pilling and when the child grew up it wasn't a big deal to buy more. The Gap bags aren't bothering me. I just wonder why she's always wearing the same baggy muu muu? What is she hiding?

And yeah Will Smith. I guess some more PDA's with Jada are in order. Call Sharapova's people.

Aoife said...

Oh I forgot. Pap's should stay away from NA/AA meetings.

Sunny said...

@Dena
No! I just got the most amazing pair of denim jeggings and a killer jersey black maxi dress from there. Don't knock the Gap :)

airhead said...

Selena looked better before

Nothanksdarlin said...

You guys read my mind on no papa at AA but since we are on the subject.... Shia, if your getting all clean and so er . Call me up after you've got a yeAr under your belt and I'll show you what's under mine.
He looks good all showered and buff

hunter said...

Paps actually DO respect these guidelines (anonymous) and are highly unlikely to print/post the photos.

Notice zero other people were included in any of the "AA" shots we've seen this week on LaDouche. Showing no one else's anonymity was risked.

These photos were provided or consented or arranged by Shia himself, I guarantee it.

Unknown said...

Selena? I thought it was Monica Lewinsky.

Suzanne said...

Never thought I'd say this but Shia looks hot.

The Enquirer said...

Never understood why anyone would take fashion advice from Rachel Zoe.