Monday, July 14, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Keira Knightley and her husband had a date night this weekend.

Olivia Munn on the set of Newsroom.
Pamela Anderson looks pretty fresh on Saturday night considering she
was sucking face with her ex, Chuck Vito all night Friday.
Prince Harry has a million mallet jokes.
Reese Witherspoon and her daughter working out.
Selena Gomez parades through the Miami airport.
Tracy Morgan is back at home doing his rehab.
Another weekend of mutual massages for Tori Spelling and her family. Dean gets the special.

43 comments:

#Gitit said...

I spy America's bicycle...Pamela Anderson. She has no standards.

sugarbread maker said...

the only happy ending dean ever gets
my hot harry on a horse
selenas titty balls on high display
olivia making sure the paps get a good shot of her.. she totes didn't call them...never

T. E. Cuz said...

i love pamela for being an animal advocate. with her personal life, i assume she just acts the way all of the h'wood people act - she just doesnt care if there is a camera around or not.

selena is not dispelling those enhancement rumors.

sandybrook said...

Geebus Selena.
Pam you're a completely desperate idiot
Keiras hubby looks like a douche
Can live w/o Olivia Munn playing a top CNN news anchor.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

When Pam An is better at matching a black purse to her outfit than you are, you should probably feel embarrassed.

I don't even like or care about fashion and it's bugging me that Kiera's purse is such a deep black when there is no black anywhere in her outfit.

Emily May said...

That guy with Pammy?! He looks like jackie Stallone and has a camel toe where his penis should be. Oh Pammy.

Jacq said...

Kiera's shoes look two sizes too big.

Congratulations, Munn, you've turned yourself into Michelle Rodriguez.

LooLooEasy said...

Olivia Munn had major work done on her face. She looks less and less asian as time goes on.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I mistook Selena for SALMA with those golden globes for hers. Now she's achieved her dream of looking like Bieber's hookers

Insert running joke about PETA Pammy always abusing her beaver...

Go Tracy!

The Real Dragon said...

so selena did her boob or nah

Count Jerkula said...

Dude's name is Chuck Zito. You best get it right cause you don't want a juiced to the gills 70 year old coming after you.

Sucking face with Chuck? She must be paying for his bodyguard services w/ pussy.

Feedly said...

So glad to see Tracy Morgan recovering, but damn paparazzi, that's not cool.

Diane Marie said...

Reese's daughter looks more and more like ryan philipe at least in that pic she does. Also, how the hell does Pam Anderson have flawless skin after all the shit she has done to her body! Pisses me off!

Uhhhh... said...

Holy Knockers, Selena!
Attn Paps: I did not need to see Tracy Morgan. That is all.

Renoblondee said...

Pam looks terrible there.
Holy bewbs on Selena!

sugarbread maker said...

Right before Oscars she had face full of fillers. It was on celebitchy. . The before and after photos were Highlarious.

parissucksliterally said...

Oh Pam, can't you be alone for a frickin MINUTE?

Eros said...

Fuckin A ... I see pam is growing a mullet. Holy crow she needs to fire her stylist. Her look goes from geriatric whorechic to trailertrash usa. So sad. She used to be a sex icon? #facepalm

Eros said...

Ok yeah.... selena definitely got new tits. So dumb. Smh... I was dubious because the top she was wearing in a previous pap pic looked like she was wearing a padded, pushup bra.

Also I know she's wearing shades but she looks high as a kite.... not lucid.

rajahcat said...

Selena had to have

but it really looks terrible on her frame

poor lost girl

Shelly Shell said...

The dr should of told Selena what size would look good & natural on her. She should of gone for the tear dropped shapped implants also. She's looking like a Kartashian sister.

Rose Lizenberg said...

Holy shit Keira Knightly has huge feet! She must be packin'!

FingerBinger said...

I thought Chuck Zito was Pam's bodyguard.

FS said...

Thank you Feedly, that was my thought as well. That photo of Tracy Morgan is just wrong and I wish I had never seen it.

Sherry said...

Where the hell are my comments going?

I admit I'm like Kiera, I take my black purse everywhere.

Of course Selena got new Bewbs! She's taking the girls out for a walk obvs.

Sherry said...

Oh yeah, why does Pammy keep recycling old bf's?

Lady Heisenberg said...

My guess is because of the HepC

TLP said...

From those monster new jugs, it looks like maybe PMK did get Selena onboard after all- then promptly sent her to the same surgeon that has put in boobs for the whole family. Bruce may be included. "Selena, this guy will make you more marketable"- I can imagine Kris Jenner saying.

NaughtyNurse said...

WTF is up with Pamela? For chrissakes…Chuck Zito???

Scallywag said...

Totally agree with Feedly and FS. Apparently that's not shot into him home, but still.

Chris J said...

Her drugged out face looks like a Lohan.

Northbynorthwest said...

Chuck Zito, dear lord. That's one sad individual. You could throw a rock in the middle of LA traffic and find a better person to spend time with.

Princess C. Bananahammock said...

It's a moose knuckle

Princess C. Bananahammock said...

It's a moose knuckle

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

The crotch on Chuck Zito's jammie bottoms looks like it's collapsing into a space-time singularity rather than be exposed to whatever twatrot of the month Pam is currently featuring.

Snootches said...

He was sending me Sylvester vibes, but I like your description better!

StuffandNonsense said...

God Pammy - just no. After that emotional poem she wrote I really worry about her mental health.

keira looks great.

Agree - Selena looks off her face.

cowbulls said...

If Pam is using that for currency then she is going to get very loose sloppy security.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hi T.E.!!!!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I refuse to go back and check out the MOOSE KNUCKLE on the knuckle head, thanks to y'all, Im still trying to get Al Roker's trouser shark out of my head.

There's some men Im gonna insist y'all keep ur eyes up!

I feel like Selena's really late to the silicone party, and she's wearing a really bad knock off.

She looks like her mom, especially in the age department.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ok. I circled back and I have to say, that's a new one.
From afar I thought GUIs criotch looked like a balloon knot. Upon closer look I got distracted by his mom jeans, Madonna sweatshirt, and the black shoe polish..on his head.
And I gotta know, does he do his own sweatshirts? Like craft night with the guys; DIY

Topper Madison said...

I think Pam looks great--especially in the first photo. She can do better.

fancyscreenname said...

isnt that chuck "zito"?

OMunn is seriously attractive.

Keira was on 60 minutes the other night and i STILL find her unfascinating and bland.