Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

Lea Michele models a new bikini for her escort boyfriend off the coast of Italy.

Also off the coast of Italy are Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden. This is just awkward.
Not in Italy is Jennifer Lopez who had Leah Remini take this photo.
Off the coast of France, Cara Delevingne and Selena Gomez hang out on a yacht.
Back in Malibu, Brooke Burke would also like some attention so called a pap and told him to come take some photos.
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody do the dog walking thing in NYC.
LeAnn Rimes after one crazy night.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and her husband Peter Sarsgaard at the premiere of her new movie.
Alyssa Milano looks like she is really close to delivering her new baby.

43 comments:

sandybrook said...

Oh yay all these hawt girls ob hominid and Lea is hiding her bloat today.
Selena is a yacht girl now? That was fast.
JLo is ssssmokin!
Even LeAnn looked good in her bikini but you didn't show her Enty

sandybrook said...

Wtf was that spelchek ? Hawt girls in bikinis

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, Le'Ann got a wind tussle!

Yay for Alyssa Milano! That hair, though, it's an awkward photo bomb.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh Benji...it's ok....it happens to EVERY man sometimes...
Cam: You are dating a grown man with a MxPx tattoo. Prepare to console his emo ass on the regular.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Cameron, NOOOOOO. JUst say no to bums!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Sandyb. I thought the same thing about Selena /yacht girl. The I wondered if every time I see a celeb female on a yacht if this is what I'll assume. Laffin. Now I'm afraid to be seen on a yacht. (Not that I'm a celeb, of coarse.).

ALL WOMEN ON YACHTS ARE WHORES!

califblondy said...

JLo looks hot.

Rose Lizenberg said...

I'm ashamed to admit this, but I think the Madden brothers are a little hot(ish), in a skeevy kinda way. Please don't judge me.

sandybrook said...

Well Cara probably yacht girls part-time when she isn't out eating muffs SYF so Selena is guilty by association at least.

LooLooEasy said...

I'm glad Leighton Meester hasn't caved to fake baking or bronzer sprays. Pale as she wants to be!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I can definitely see it.

rosie riveter said...

Poor benji, this is just weird. Hes sure gonna get spit out

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@RoseL. I'm just gonna have to forget u said it.
(-:

Count Jerkula said...

Sweet baby jeebus, Miss Gomez is doin 3sums on yachts. Mmmmmm. I'd like to do a human centipede type maneuver where Selena snorts off Cara's bunghole as I snort off Selena's, and Cara can snort off mine. Then we all lick up the coke/meth remnants.

P.S. Can you imagine the fun games you can play w/ 2 coke whores on a yacht in the middle of the water?

"OK, who will do Ass to Mouth for a 6" line of coke. Both of you? How about a 5" line? Cara? OK. Selena get on all 4's, Cara put your face on top of her ass and start fingering her balloon knot to open it up, and I'm gonna get some lube."

dash said...

Peter Saarsgard looks good. Did he lose some weight?

Renoblondee said...

Damn Jlo!

Frufra said...

I hate to admit it, but Maggie looks good in that jumper/one piece pantsuit. I NEVER like those, but she's pulling it off.

Murielle said...

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are a lovely couple, aren't they?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Uhhhh, Sandy, a LOT of the women I know who do sex work or whatnot are lesbians. Straight for pay...

rajahcat said...

holy crap JLO-she really is a goddess at 45 or really any age

and Brooke Burke really never looks anything but amazing

I think I need to go airbrush myself

CowJam said...

Um, Selena+Cara+yacht? I'll be in my bunk if you need me...

Count Jerkula said...

LOL @ LadyH. I have read 2 fist fulls of articles and blog posts about whores who hate men because of the filthy shit men make them do. You would think they would hate the money or the drugs or themselves, cause those are what's making em do shit. Dudes are just going with what is available.

figgy said...

Holy cow, Alyssa Milano legs look like a 300 pound woman. Hope she's retaining water.

I know I know, we're not supposed to say anything negative about pregnant women but those just jumped out at me...

Diane McGee Hardin said...

Peter Sarsgaard looks great; I love him.

Brooke Burke does, too, but are we *really* seeing as much underboob as I think we're seeing?

Diane McGee Hardin said...

Peter Sarsgaard looks great; I love him.

Brooke Burke does, too, but are we *really* seeing as much underboob as I think we're seeing?

ecua said...

JLo looks like the same old narcissistic cunt to me.
Remember when she had kids? Wonder whatever happened to them...probably dumped onto some nanny to raise.

Charis said...

If I looked like Brooke Burke does in a bikini, I'd do pap shots every day too.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Exactly @count. They fuck men for money, date women for funsies. Count, in my experience, this has mainly been the girls working at street level and they started out young so they were traumatized early on.

I personally like leaving my work at work too.... LOL

MissInfo said...

Most of them are...you are right about that!! I hear those two are possibly getting their freak on to piss off Justin and Michelle. So juvenile!!!

MissInfo said...

I just love that vivid imagination of yours!

Malibu Borebee said...

Throw in some Phil Collins and you're channeling Patrick Bateman, Count.

NaughtyNurse said...

Hm. Maggie's husband looks a little gay there. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Count Jerkula said...

@Malibu: just throwin down truth. The john aint makin the whore tongue his anus, the $20-50 upsell is.

It is like LiLo and her mom h8n cocaine. They actually love the cocaine, they h8 what they do for it and what it "makes" them do.

Really it can be boiled down to the fact that most people don't like their jobs, so they complain. Whores aint any different in that than landscapers or paper pushers.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks, MissInfo.

It is all only imaginary until I hit the lottery.

sugarbread maker said...

The killing season 3.. Le sigh
Cara and selena. . Fun times

The Enquirer said...

JLo looks fabulous. Ugh. I need to stop eating crap.

Leisa said...

amen @TheEnquirer

Lula Surber said...

When I saw that photo of Alyssa Milano I (mentally) flashed to Ricki Lake during Hairspray (the Real Hairspray not that musical ca ca). I loved that movie. BTW what the hell is Ricki Lake doing these days? She used to be everywhere.

di butler said...

Selena. *sigh* She acts like her permanent toddler face syndrome isn't the only juvenile thing about her. Get your shit together, girl!

JLo looks fucking freaking AWESOME.

crila16 said...

Even in Hollywood the dating pool for the 40 something women, is extremely shallow. That's the only reason I can think of why women like Cameron and Charlize have settle for such losers.

Count Jerkula said...

@Crila: They don't have to settle for losers. They could totally find great civilian guys, but that aint gonna stroke their egos.

cowbulls said...

I agree with Count and Lady H but I would add that the origin of Selena becoming a cum dumpster stated with Disney. Cara also started her road to being a bone collector at a very early age in London as a model.

Count Jerkula said...

I tell ya, I don't think Miss Gomez got implants. After seeing the yacht whoring bikini pics, I think she is finally eating and has just filled out. Remember the blind about Beiber telling her he didn't like chicks w/ curves? It looks to me that she got all the curves now, except the ass. Squats, Miss Gomez, squats.