I would love to hear your Your Turn suggestions.
Paper or plastic!
tee hee, Meanie!
@Rhysie – paper
Ask us for our "Our Turn" suggestions!
remake vs original
Where is the best/most unique/most exciting place you've been to on vacation?
I want to plan a vacation and I'm always interested to hear about fun places others have been to.
Contact me before sending my check…
Have you ever known anyone infamous?I heard a radio show a few years ago that asked that question. A couple of calls that stuck out where the girl who was Dahmer's lab partner and the guy who went to a slumber party at John Wayne Gacy's house.
@Sugar—Ive been to Europe 3 time and other fun places and without a shadow of a doubt Berlin was the craziest and most fun!
Favorite old skool Degrassi Twins?The twins–Heather and Erika!
@Bacon o.O Reminds me of author Ann Rule working with Ted Bundy at a crisis hotline.
***Favorite old skool Degrassi CHARACTER?The twins–Heather and Erika! Double trouble!
@sugar I'm going to the Domincan Republic in October. Here's to hoping I don't hyperventilate and panic on this flight like I did a few years ago ha
or Michelle on Degrassi—they shy one–I loved making fun of her
Yeah Rhysie! Creepy creepy.
What's the worst job you have ever had?
*sigh* Eco-friendly, people!
Guilty pleasure movie or tv showFavorite 80's songProudest momentFavorite word
That's a great book Reesie. Bundy fascinates me.
I used to hang out with a kid who murdered his girl friend pretty viciously. He got a life sentence.
All of them, sandy. In one way or another…
An updated CDaN recipe thread.
Who is your shame-fuck? The one where you are too ashamed/embarrassed to admit that you'd sleep with them.
Are there any popular conspiracies that you believe.? And if so why?
What has been your most profound moment in life?
What is your political affiliation and why?
Do you believe in God? Why or why not?
Favorite toy you got for Christmas/Hanukkah/birthday when you were a kid.
The last two are not so subtle attempts to start fights on this site yo..
these are all good. love it, Unknown.
If america lost electricity and automobiles were inoperable ( think emp attack upon all satellite s) and mass anarchy broke out in the streets, what would you do?
Did you believe "Himmmm" to be a famous actor?
@Bacon. See what u started right here. Some pretty good Stuff!
(Serial psychos fascinate me too)
I wasn't asking for responses from anyone. I was just responding to Enty's request… just sayin…
Berlin is definitely on the list, derek. Haven't made it to Germany yet.
I knew, but wasn't really friends with, two of the three guys that did a "contract killing" for another kid we went to high school with. They killed his parents in exchange for a car and some cash. I always knew John was going to end up in prison some day, but Mark was quite the shocker.
Oh, Courtney! That sounds fun. Why there?
I also hope you don't hyperventilate on the flight! Can you take a Valium or something like that?
I'm torn between cleaning the bathrooms at Wendy's and everything at KFC.
Are there any commenters you believe to be celebrities?
Working for CDaN clicks. Enty never sends me my check!
Sorry Sincerely I just figured with such a diverse crowd, you never know what stories are out there.Yowza Gayeld!
Hug my kids
What does your screen name derive from?
@CountJerkula. I think we know the answer to yours.
Is there someone at work you don't think you can stand for one. more. day? (You can see how my day is going) How do you keep from losing it?
Awww… thats sweet. I think alot of people would be doing that.
but I don't know your kids
I finally got my check today!!
@bacon that's an awesome idea
I too, was just sayin…
3 books or albums you'd choose if stuck on a desert island
TV Junkie – right now, everyone. My boss just came in to my room to eat her breakfast really loudly and then she left when she was done.
You talking about me?
+2 believed in himmmmm??
@BaconR. I was being "Sincere". Really, I luv ur suggestion!! And the callers' having known them. Wild to hear about that. I bet Enty goes with ur suggestion. I hope so.
I think we have many who are famous in their own minds lol or to be a little less facetious, we have some who have probably worked for some famous people. But I dont think theres anyone famous here personally. One never knows though!!
@sugar my boyfriend and I are taking our vacay there. I've only been on a plane once to Denver and I lost my mind lol so I'm hoping to maybe be able to take something beforehand. I had horrible nightmares before the trip and just really panicked. It was both sad and horribly embarrassing lol the reason we picked there was because I've never been anywhere like it and he's been before. Next year we plan to go to Belize.
Favorite The Wire character.
Call your Dr and get some valium boo. Have a drink on the plane..you'll be fine!
@Bacon, creepy! I like it.
If you had your life to do all over again, what would you change and what would you keep the same?
What was your first car?
What is your dream car?
What did/do u want to be when u grow up?
Who do people say that you remind them of?
I, too, like BR's idea. I don't know any "infamous" people, but I've had a couple odd connections to a couple of people that were murdered and a couple guys who ended up being murderers. *shiver*
@Sugar, I like it!
^5! Eros, u got good 1's.
Been there and done that. One of my co workers is buying some $500 noise blocking headphones because of some extremely loud annoying co workers. Im not sure if noise level is why you cant stand them. I would suggest taking some yoga classes and im not sure if religion is your thing but prayer helps too. Yoga will totally detoxify your body and mind though. Its a huge stress reliever.
@ray thank you! I plan on being prepared this time!!
OK. OK. I'll give u a clue. I used to be married to Ryan Reynolds.
Same here, Rhysie. I do have the misfortune of sorta knowing a dude who is in prison for killing his kid. An ex boyfriend's bff. It's amazing how many assholes are still claiming he is innocent.
Thanks Sincerely! I like yours too.
Bubs! Omar too <3
20 questions with VIP
One word that sums up your entire life.
Sum yourself up in one or 2 words.
Ok I think im finally tapped out with questions. I hope Enty uses some of these questions that everyone's submitted. There are some good ones here I think.
-Strangest place you ever masturbated?
-Longest you've gone w/o masturbation or sex?
-Buried or cremated?
-Best birthday present?
-Worst place you ever farted?
-Is it still sex on the first dat if you emailed for weeks/months before hooking up?
-Spit or Swallow?
-How old were you when you got your first sex toy?
-Ever been in a catfight?
-Repeat pedos and people doing 25-life, just kill em and save the money?
-How many licks does it take?
-Finger in the butt, give or get, good or no?
-3 actors/actresses you won't watch a movie if they are in it.
-What would your last meal be?
-Burning building, Kim K, LiLo and Paris inside, only time to save 1, which do you choose? A puppy will die if you just walk away, so you have to make a choice.
-Biggie or Tupak?
-Angie or Jen?
-How old were you when you first saw porn?
-Favorite black & white movie?
-6million ways to die, Choose 1.
@Helen Smith Deal! As long as I get to plead the fifth
Life ever been in extreme danger?Do you have a favorite child? (Your own)Prejudiced? Honestly.
Brenda or Kelly?
TEAM BRENDA always
No commentA few yearsDont know. No commentdont know – probably in bed with a bfYes it is lolNo comment lol
I dont have any. Do women really buy those for real? I never needed one.
NoIf its a pedo, kill them fast and quick. Not sure about other criminals
No comment because I dont understand
Cant think of any offhand
Maybe strawberry ice cream
They both annoy me.
anything other than missionary is fine by me
19 yo – anime porn counts right?
Too many to count for a fave
Peaceful in my sleep
Great questions Count! I think we needed some xxx in the mix.
Teresa, Team BRENDA WALSH all the way!
Bye bye puppy.
@Orvilla Yeah gurrl!! Brenda and Dylan 4ever
All of you should fuck off
Someone else got a check…
My cunt wife who won 't fuck should fuck off
Thanks, Eros. I enjoy brainstorming.
Another one' Rusty Trombone or Dirty Sanchez?
Cleavland Steamer or donkey punch?
Angie or Jen, that would be awesome. I bet even CBs would come over for that party!
Himmmm is R D J
Answered in the wrong place, I see. RDJ, maybe. Someone on the inside, oh yes.
Yeah, another one of my friend's father was the attorney that defended the third kid (the one that drove the getaway car.) The one I wasn't surprised by wanted to be a cop when we were in 8th grade, so he could steal drugs from dealers. I knew he wasn't going to end well.
My husband and I just won a trip to Switzerland. We have a year to take it. Sounds amazing. Anyone on here been? (speaking of best places to go)
Here we are:
OMG. Count makes my eyes water. I don't LOL, I guess I'm programmed like I shouldn't Laff at him. (Talking as if he's not here.). …so I try not smile too big, while reading the disgustingly worded thoughts he seems to easily put out there. I love it! And my eyes are really watering due to his lists of suggestions. I gotta have the one of my brothers that I can show this to, read it.
One more before I get to my work – something I've wondered if I should consider trying to do something about.
Gardeners: Could there be 2-3 assigned days of the week for working for each block/area?
It prob could be worded better.
Self-medicate, alcohol, meditate, pray, or tell yourself if we go down my life was good.
Works for me!
(Not been). )-:
But that's another good suggestion.
Have you ever win a big prize? What. How. When?
I'd luv to hear how u won such a fab prize. And have fun!!!
Haha @Count "first time" seeing porn -assuming there'd be a second time.
Count is too funny but he had some really great question ideas. Like the person above me, I was laughing while reading his post (as usual). Thanks for the daily lolz, Count. This website would suck without you and your crazy bullshit.
Headed to the urban dictionary lol
@califblondy I guess if the plane is going down, at the point all I can do is say "hey bitch. We had a good run!" Lol thanks for your tips! I may get hammered
I smile like a damned fool when I read @countjerkula comments. Whether to keep from busting out laughing because of it's sheer awesomeness or to hide my surprise at "did he just f'n say that?!?!?!" . Oh count. You make my day.
Favorite childhod memory. Have you seen something unlawful and not said anything? What secrets do u know that its weird you know it? ( for example, i know a girl who is adopted and doesnt know it. I know the father of an unmarried woman's baby. I knew a girl who had a terminal disease. I never said a word about any of these things)
I'm a pretty positive person and I work with a woman who is just like a big black cloud of negativity. Sometimes I just want to stand up & say "You can talk again when you have something nice to say! About anything!"
Lula, I went to Italy & Switzerland on my honeymoon – it's a truly beautiful place! You can take a boat up Lake Como & se all the celebrities' fantastic houses – including George Clooney. Appropriate for a gossip site
I like all of Count's suggestions, but our own celeb encounters might be interesting too. we've all prob had them.
Hug my kids with one arm and hold my crossbow with another!
CDAN FAN CELEB ENCOUNTERS!!!!
"Most likely" awards for CDaN commenters a la high school yearbook.For example…Most likely to have masterbated to completion by the time he/she gets to the end of the comments on this post: Looking at you, Count!
I've thought that through and have a good plan, if Fugazi Enty ever uses it. Lots of time prior to Y2K working in my shop, alone with my thoughts.
Pro Tip: cash and gold aint worth hoarding for the day the sky falls. Coke and smack are the viable hedges against Armageddon.
@Bacon: How much time do you have? I've worked with all types of America's finest…One of my bosses interviewed Dahmer and his family members shortly before Dahmer died. Seriously fucked up people. It's a miracle Dahmer didn't get killed quicker in prison.
You can only plead the 5th with Count or Harry
@Eros: No, cartoons don't count as porn.
@Shopgirl: Porn is like Lays potato chips, ya can't eat just one.
@Ecua: I never rub one out at my computer. I memorize the highlights for later use.
Thank you to everyone else for the kind words. They are greatly appreciated.
Don't forget that my email is available for buttcheek tribute pics. Don't worry, I know some may be modest, so thongs and other forms of panty/bikini wedgies are acceptable
What are you dying to tell someone? I want to tell a really nice woman in my swim class that using blue pencil for eyebrows is just wring. Anoyhrt woman says shes waiting for appt with electrolsis for like 5 yrs now, to stop waiting and SHAVE!!!! Your upper lio hair!!!!stuff like this~
I'm dissappointed that Enty hasn't taken on board any of these excellent suggestions. The best, of course, being Count Jerkula's:1. Only bed and bath, I'm afraid. Relaxation is an important part for me.2. Six years without masturbation. Eight years without sex. Due to (illness-related) lost sex drive, then lack of confidence.3. Buried. Without embalming. In a plain, biodegradable coffin.4. Silk pyjamas by Classic Boutique Hotel in navy. I get them every year, by request, from my parents. 5. High School. Girls' communal shower after P.E., I literally dropped the soap.6. Of course it is. But, the likelihood of it happening substantially increases.7. Swallow. Begrudgingly, sometimes. 8. Twenty-seven. Meet my best friends, Tom, Dick and Harry.9. NO! I'm a lady. We just silently seethe. 10. No. We don't have the right to premeditatedly end another person's life.11. Who's counting at a time like that? The number is obviously dependent on preceding foreplay. 12. Both good.13. Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Katherine Heigl. I hate the "America's Sweetheart" persona.14. Hen of the Woods Tacos al Pastor with a Châteauneuf-du-Pape, Sweet Corn Cashew Tamales and Chili Spiced Portabella with a Zinfandel, German Chocolate Cake and Port Ice Cream with a Malbec. All vegan. All raw.15. Kim. Because she's a mother.16. Biggie. 17. Angie. See 13 re. "America's Sweetheart". 18. Reverse cowgirl.19. Twenty. It wasn't my idea and I didn't enjoy it. I prefer reading erotica.20. I can't choose between I Know Where I'm Going! (1945), Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949), The Night of the Hunter (1955) and Trouble in Paradise (1932).21. Whichever would be the least traumatic for my family.
@SugarIceland. It's a magical place; breathtakingly beautiful and populated by friendly, humane and politically engaged people. I first went when I was nineteen, on a university exchange programme, and I've been back five times since.
@sandybrookWhile at university, I worked night shifts answering calls at an out-of-hours doctors' service. Most of the callers I spoke with were wither suicidal or mid-miscarriage. I did that for two years and it made me ill.
I forgot about Count's postscript questions.Rusty Trombone = a-okay; Dirty Sanchez = no way, Jose. The Donkey Punch is based on an urban myth, nevertheless I'd rather be punched in the head than receive a Cleveland Steamer. Potential fatal head injury > death by mortification.