Friday, August 22, 2014

Blind Item #1

This married female celebrity chef and television personality just can't stop hanging out with guys who are not her husband. Our chef was at a club earlier this week and after flirting with a guy for 30 minutes and exchanging numbers they walked out separately, but got into the same car. I guess she could have been giving him a ride home, but her hands all over his body earlier in the evening would indicate some other activity.

51 comments:

Tricia S said...

Rachel Ray

sandybrook said...

Rachel Ray

Tricia S said...

Maybe...

sandybrook said...

jinx

Count Jerkula said...

Giada

NJ FireFighter said...

I need to meet this Giada...

FSP said...

Giada De Laurentiis

audrey said...

Giada

Tricia S said...

Giada

Tricia S said...

We was wrong Sandy..forgot about giada the queen of the zucchini warmer

Bacon Ranch said...

Katie Lee Joel

Sea Hag said...

I don't think anyone has ever seriously called Rachael Ray a chef. She, Paula Deen, that Pioneer Woman, Trisha Yearwood,Jamie Deen, are all cooks. Chefs usually have formal training or long kitchen apprenticeships. I vote Giada.

auntliddy said...

Giada. She cant stop with random hookups and blow jobs. Counts dream girl lol.

fancyscreenname said...

i cant see rachel ray at a club. everytime i (mentally) dress her up in a "club" outfit and place her in the VIP section where she will no doubt be "poppin bottles"...she evaporates. she does not belong there. cant see her doing this.

Bacon Ranch said...

oh wait, not currently married. nm. I just can't stand her

Kno Won Uno said...

I agree that Rachel Ray isn't a "chef". Beyond that, I got nuthin'. Sadly (or not), I've never watched a food show or the food channel.
I know Rachel Ray from commercials and tabloids and gossip. A chef she ain't.

Connie Courtney said...

I believe this is Rachael Ray. For not being a true "chef", she sure knows how to bring in the millions.

Susan said...

Giada. For shame. I wonder if her husband is gay. They've been together for a thousand years. I have her newest cookbook and there's no mention of him anywhere, which I thought was interesting.

sugarbread maker said...

Guiada hot dog swallower.

Sunshine said...

Gilda organ grinder.

Fins to the Left! said...

Giada

Vera Christina said...

Jee-Ahh-DUH

Renoblondee said...

The Blow Job Queen.

Count Jerkula said...

Giada is built for the doggystyle. I don't care how much her beak would tickle my nuts during a 69, she need to get that thing dealt with.

smn1985 said...

Blowjob queen Giada.
Rachel Ray doesn't even call herself a chef-she says she's a cook.

Susan said...

Count - Really?! You're ragging on an Italian broad's nose? How are you from Jersey?

Sprink said...

But once you're a celebrity they MUST call you a chef, restaurants or no. It's in the contract because Top Celebrity Cook just sounds rubbish, Sea Hag...

FearN said...

Lol, celebrity cook! Great term.

Turkish Taffy said...

That Pioneer woman is a thing now? I've used her website-she has some good recipes, but she is neither entertaining nor a chef.

Sarah said...

Well, Count, I looked up a photos of Giada to see why you were taking about her beak, I didn't recall her having one.
A photo of Giada in high school was on google, it explains everything. We are talking very late bloomer here, I'd be willing to bet that she wasn't getting any action in high school unless it was the "sure thing" kind, if that.

Count Jerkula said...

@Susan: 1/2 my family is Italian broads and none of em got a beak like that.

Sherry said...

Definitely "look at my boobs" Giada, the blow job queen.

Seven of Eleven said...

I absolutely cannot stand that Pioneer Woman and her fake humble "country girl" schtick. I'd listen to Rachael Ray before I'd listen to PW fakery, and RR makes me stabby.

Sprink said...

There's no shame in being a cook, by the way. :)

I don't think Julia Child ever ran her own restaurant, but I certainly swear by her recipes.

Sprink said...

Not that they are *her* recipes. Oh never mind...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

My mom has made me watch The Pioneer woman. I was gonna guess her to be silly. She is cute, I admit, but she ain't clubbin unless it's a quilting club.

My Mom also can't look at Giada wothout gasping about her cleavage parade.

So Giada's another Brandi G now? She blows em and they split? That's gotta make a girl feel good.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Count, Giada is the eternal M. Total oral fixation is the prognosis, my zucchini is the cure.

All Lace no Leather said...

@Susan-I've wondered the same thing. Giada is not very discreet so I assume she and her husband have an agreement. What's in it for him? He needed a beard?

Sarah said...

I've never watched the pioneer woman on tv, but her pumpkin pancakes are forever on my Christmas brunch menu. So damn good

annanaannnaaaa said...

Rachel Ray did win Iron Chef against Giada a few years ago. Of course, there were actual Iron Chefs helping them.

Dena said...

Has there ever been a better pairing than you and Giada? I think not.

Gina Sz said...

Giada and her husband have an open marriage, it's a well known fact in the culinary world

Yoj said...

See, this is how I know that I have unreasonably high standards. Because no matter how hot or orally talented a person may be, I could *not* follow in the footsteps of "the young Bruce Springsteen" and his "white supremacist dick".

auntliddy said...

Sprink-this whole chef yjing annoys me. Women cook 2-3 times a day, 7 days a week. But oh!! Let a man fry an egg, and he's a chef!! A genius!! Lol

Susan said...

Gina Sz- Tell me MORE!! I love chefy gossip.

I love Julia Child, Giada and yes, even Rachael Ray.

auntliddy - LMAO. You make such a good point! Chef, cook; tomato tomahto. Whatevs. Clearly, these broads know what they're doing in the kitchen.

I am totally making a Giada salmon number tonight. And I just rocked out her cannellini dip and pita chips for a playdate. Divine!

thebeastmark said...

Paula Deen?

Erik said...

1) Giada

2) I also can't stand the Pioneer Woman.

Aoife said...

Giada

Aoife said...

And I refuse to watch that Pioneer Woman nonsense.

cowbulls said...

Giada and she will bend over and take it any way the guy wants so her beak isn't an issue.

Count Jerkula said...

That is what I like to hear, Cowbulls! "Alright honey, get on all 4's. If you look back at me, yer gettin a shot to the ribs."