Friday, August 08, 2014

Blind Item #1

To get around a confidentiality agreement he signed regarding his relationship, this former B list movie and television comic actor/comedian has written a "novel" about his relationship with his former girlfriend who is probably still considered A list and definitely has A list name recognition. It is supposed to be really good.

42 comments:

Violet said...

Roseann and tom

auntliddy said...

Well, lets see. It isnt Casper, i dont think he has graduated to pencils from crayons yet. I await the esteemed conjecture of my fellow cdaners.

Violet said...

They were married so no.

Ay said...
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Sarah said...

Jason Segel and Michelle Williams?

Tricia S said...

Spade/locklear

Sarah said...

He has the most to gain out if any of these, but he must know that JLo will be all over him with lawyers and Santeria curses

Habibti said...

Vince Vaughn about Jennifer Aniston.

Frufra said...

@liddy - we let our little friends use those big, fat pencils. Don't worry - we'll get Casper up to ink pens in no time - why, I'm thinking 2-3 short years :-).

KMS from down under said...

Russell brand and Katy perry

sandybrook said...

Jerry Lewis and Gina Lollobridgita (sp?) says former comedian/actor. Suggests somebody old.

Nope said...

Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy?

VIPblonde said...

Jamie Kennedy / Jennifer Love Hewitt

Vera Christina said...

I like VIP's guess

crila16 said...

I like the Spade/Locklear guess.

bellaluna said...

Jenny doesn't have a filter, so I doubt she's savvy enough to have a NDA; Jamie is supposed to be a gigantic ass, so I could see this being him, but only if J-Love learnt her lesson after numerous crash-and-burn romances.

Lulu G said...

I like Brand /Perry guess @KMS. He's a good writer and I bet it would be very entertaining.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Tom green
Drew barrymore

Seven of Eleven said...

It's called a roman à clef.

And there's one out about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! (Wherein Katie has a bisexual romance and a friend of Tom's says he's not the Gay Yoda.)

The Actress

auntliddy said...

Ctily- believe it or not, the scuttlebut on spade is he's a great guy, a great friend, generous and is good in bed!

Yoj said...

@Seven
Thanks for the link! Has Cruise sued the author yet?

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Aaahhhh man they got married didn't they? Well it sounded good...

Seven of Eleven said...

@Yoj, YW! Is Tom a suer? The line about the author leaving out a "famously litigious church that might go after the author or publisher" made me laugh!

Sillygurl said...

The guy who heard all his Scientology confessions said he wasn't gay either! I think he just doesn't even want it except occasionally because he's too busy "Clearing the World" for L. Ron Tubbard. Priorities!!

Tyger Lilly said...

My first thought was Russel Brand, but the Tom Green/Drew Barrymore guess really fits. The BI just said "relationship", and their whirlwind courtship and marriage was so quick people thought it was a joke first. And wasn't Tom the one who filed for divorce? I'm thinking he has a lot of juicy material for a book. Plus, he hasn't been doing much of anything lately.

Yoj said...

@Seven
"Is Tom a suer?" That's sarcasam, right?
You can bet the Scientologists have already looked through her garbage and who knows what else.

Yoj said...

@Sillygurl
I admire that man for going after Miscavige, but he still identifies as a devout Scientologist, his belief system hasn't changed, so he no doubt believes that homosexuality can be cured.

airhead said...

That makes sense since he has already written about their meeting.

B626 said...

I don't thing Spade needs the dough

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

That's exactly why he's the first person who came to mind. He divorced her, which is why people were so shocked. And I can see him doing this, both for the money (cause he probably needs it) and as a big F You to his ex. Technically she is his former girlfriend, just also a former wife lol.

[shout out to @LadyH who reminded me of their strange relationship]

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Tricia S' a guess if Spade / Locklear was first that came to my mind.

Green / Barrymore is interesting. Seems like Green would need the money.not sure I'd consider Green B List tho.

Lady Heisenberg said...

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freckledk said...

Jamie Kennedy and J Love were the first who came to mind.

rosie riveter said...

Everybody likes VIPs guesses! Theyre always right. Although, in this case, who out there gives one fuck about JK&JLH? Don't expect the bestseller list Jamie.
#snore

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@LadyH that was a fantastic way to start the day! Did you know Keanu is considered a past band member? He played bass with the band at a wedding and they've had so many lineup changes he just gets lumped in with the lot of em.

"And I don't give a damn cause I am who I am, even if it's really really bad." <3

Lady Heisenberg said...

Haha yup Riven! I've been listening to the Vandals this morning. Next Friday, I'll have to find you some sweet clips of Guttermouth and Mark's nerdy bowl cuts

sugarbread maker said...

Bookie wookies right??

sugarbread maker said...

There is a whole lot of craycray with jlh.

sugarbread maker said...

Dane cook and Kate Hudson. . She hates him and bristles at anyone reminding her she dated him and didn't his former bil swindle all his money? ?

Scarlett Drawl said...

JLH isn't Alist. Jamie Kennedy is also still in love with her. I had a few drunken conversations with him. He's a sad dude.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Oh my God, I'm confused! I want to go punk, but there's way too many rules. (Yay Guttermouth!)

I confess that I've been reliving high school by listening to New Found Glory for the last week. Their cover of Glory of Love is my lady jam.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Exactly who I thought of. Hey does she still insist that people call her "Love" like she did back in the day? (smh)