Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Blind Item #3

This B list celebrity/show host had to miss two days filming the hit franchise on which she appears. A procedure she had performed by her plastic surgeon went wrong and she was unable to move her mouth for several days.

30 comments:

Tricia S said...

Padma

sugarbread maker said...

What procedure?

fancyscreenname said...

not lindsay, her mouth is TOO important

Tricia S said...

Saw pix of her other day and her face looked odd...probably lip injection

KMS from down under said...

Is Joan rivers b or a list? I'd say A ...?

Frufra said...

I can't even imagine going though all this bullshit to be famous. I just so couldn't play that, not for 30 minutes. I don't even like to take time to get a pedicure! What a crazy life these celebrities lead!

NJ FireFighter said...

I think this is a mistake to publicize. It will cause a rush of men to sign up their wives for the same procedure.

Frufra said...

Who let Henny Youngman into the comments section??

NJ FireFighter said...

LOL @frufra!

Steven O said...

Giuliani Rancic. Who, btw, has to be the ugliest woman on cable.

Frufra said...

@NJ - my mom has The Henny Youngman Joke Book, which she gleefully shared with my boys a few summers ago. It's kind of funny and absolutely annoying to here those "take my wife, please" jokes coming out of the mouth of my then-preteens.

Frufra said...

*hear

And I'm a feminist, but I am a feminist with a good sense of humor :-).

Frufra said...

And my boys are so sweet; they asked me, "why would you say those mean things about your wife? I don't get it." Score one for momma!

Haywood Jablomee said...

Jerkula would have to go P or B on her, while her M is temporarily out of order.

auntliddy said...

With all the mishaps, u wld think people wld leave their faces alone.

NJ FireFighter said...

Great story @frufra! I remember watching Henny Youngman on TV as a child and can't believe that there are still copies of his book still out there. Your boys sound like great kids.

Sherry said...

Fru..I remember a joke a while back..There was this man in a feminist bookstore and the clerk was saying, "Humor section? This is a feminist bookstore, we don't have a humor section!" LOL!!

And yes Guiliana is indeed the most unattractive woman. She looks like a bug. Does that mean she actually shut up for a while?

Frufra said...

@NJ - aww, thanks. I'm admittedly a bit biased, but they are the best 13 and 16 year olds on the planet Earth, actually. And they have an awesome dad, too.

KMS from down under said...

She looks like an alien

Frufra said...

@Sherry - gotta laugh, or you'll cry. I almost always choose laugh. And poor Guiliana is a trainwreck. She must have body dysmorphic disorder or whatever it is if she thinks she's doing right by herself.

delete account said...

Shizzzz Fancyscreenname!
:-O
Rotfl! I nearly choked on my French Toast!

fancyscreenname said...

@deleted

;^)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@fancy @frufra @NJ ff

Allll funny!

Kimberly Cooper said...

Julie Chen - the Chenbot!!

Tricia S said...
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Tricia S said...

If it's not Parma, who may be A...it's Gail asimmons from same show/franchise..Top Chef
Rancic isn't part of a franchise..she's a host., has a horrid reality show no one watches..but ..not a franchise playa

Sunny said...

I love you, Fru x

Frufra said...

Sunny, I love you too :-) xoxoxo

Cracker said...

I kinda like Guiliana but makes me think that I don't know why.

Jacq said...

Nah, her A2A is most important