Saturday, August 02, 2014

Blind Item #3

This B+ list pro athlete with the celebrity offspring girlfriend has had his way with the wives of his competitors, but his girlfriend has also hooked up with some of the competitors too. So, it all kind of evens out in the end.

26 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

paulina poriskova and her guy who just quit

sugarbread maker said...

the golfer who tested + for coke

sugarbread maker said...

gretsky

Lady Heisenberg said...

Gretzky:Johnson

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dammit sugartits

Tricia S said...

Yep pulmonary Gretzky/Dustin johnson

Tricia S said...

Haha Paulina G

All Lace no Leather said...

Wayne G's daughter.

roundeye said...

Dufner.

Tigercat said...

Wow. Imagine being described like this.

Why golf, of all sports, should give a shit about these things, we do not know. (Johnson, incidentally, is engaged to Paulina Gretzky, who is basically cocaine in humanoid form.) More interesting is what Golf.com delicately calls Johnson's "sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player."

Lady Heisenberg said...

So is this how one hand washes the other within the skanky ecosystem of pro sports?

Chelle said...

I know that fits but aren't they engaged?

Aeol said...

He's not even B+ in the golf world. What is up with the rankings today?!

jane3113 said...

This was on the news so the fact that it's a blind is absurd as hell.

Tina Mallette said...

He didn't quit isn't he taking a leave of absence from the tour for "personal reasons"

like maybe a trip to rehab?

"Johnson announced on Thursday he was to take a break from golf with immediate effect and would seek “professional help for personal challenges,” meaning he will miss next month’s Ryder Cup.

That led to intense speculation over the reason for Johnson’s decision and even a report on Golf. com that he had been suspended from the PGA Tour for cocaine use, prompting the Tour to break their customary silence on issues involving their members.

A statement from the PGA Tour read: “With regard to media reports that Dustin Johnson has been suspended by the PGA Tour, this is to clarify that Mr Johnson has taken a voluntary leave of absence and is not under a suspension from the PGA Tour.”

Johnson’s coach Butch Harmon had earlier told Sky Sports 4: “One of the problems that the tour has . . . is that if they do impose sanctions, they don’t tell anybody about it.

“I think that’s not good either so the speculation and the rumours will continue to go on. I think DJ has made his statement and that’s pretty much all we’re going to hear from him."

Link

Wayne must be shaking his head wondering where did I go wrong.

Stu Rat said...

He moved to L.A.

GoGo said...

YES! @ Stu!!!
Should ne'er have left Edmonton!

cowbulls said...

Golf? really?

Girl Golfer said...

I want to know who they cheated with!!!

Michael said...

Why is this even a blind? The news has already broken. Dustin Johnson is a coke freak who sleeps with other players wives.

it took forever said...

those wives are really careless

Sarah said...

Sugartits will forever give me a mental image of a drunken, red faced Mel Gibson

Count Jerkula said...

You know Tiger tapped that coke whore. She's just his type.

hunter said...

God I love you Count.

Count Jerkula said...

@Hunter: Single? Age? Height?

MinPinGirl said...

I don't know about now but back in the day Gretsky's (now) wife, Janet Jones, was a name dropping, fame chasing whore. When I met her she was engaged to Vince Van Patten prior to hitting the motherload with Wayne. I imagine the daughter got a lot of it from dear old mum. My question is why didn't daddy try to put a stop to his daughter's bullshit years ago by cutting her off? She's worse than Ireland Baldwin.