Monday, August 11, 2014

Blind Item #7

This comedian and B list mostly television actor from a middling network show has been dating a woman for two months and even though he takes her out every day and has spent thousands of dollars on her, she has only ever let him kiss her cheek. Her boyfriend that our actor doesn't know about does hook up with her all the time though.

35 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Chump.

Violet said...

Neil Flynn

sugarbread maker said...

Who??

GspAD said...

Drew carrey

Kno Won Uno said...

How does this even happen in 2014? It's got to be some kind of unspoken agreement. No?
Maybe I've having a heartlessly jaded day, which makes it no different from every other day.

Tricia S said...

Louis CK

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Will Arnett

jack ducky said...

@Tricia, Louis CK is on cable and it's a very popular show. He's also considered to be one of the biggest comedians in the world so...

Violet said...

You know, the dad from the middle, janitor from scrubs. Am sure he's also some stand up comedian/ impro type.

All Lace no Leather said...

He's courting her the old fashioned way.

Tricia S said...

It's FX isn't it?...division of Fox..so that'd be TV

jack ducky said...

FX is Cable. NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox are all network. It doesn't matter if it's a division of Fox or not it's still cable.

Tricia S said...

And it's because if his popularity that he's be placed at B as an actor...he's not an A list tv actor by any stretch, even if his stand up is

jack ducky said...

I'm saying this is Aziz Ansari. Although Parks and Rec isn't middling in my eyes it's never gotten the best ratings and it's in it's last season.

@Tricia it doesn't matter what rating you give him this isn't CK.

Tricia S said...

Ok:)

Tricia S said...

Ansari is gay

jane3113 said...

When I saw Aziz in his latest stand-up he talked about having a girlfriend. That was my thought when I read the blind too, jack

jack ducky said...

@Tricia
if you say so

Tricia S said...

One of my deredpst friends came up in the NYC comedy circuit with him @ Jane...he comes from a religious family, I think any GF may be....an attempt, or A cover...., I know he uses it in his stand up tho for sure

sandybrook said...

Virginity is sacred from where he is from. So he wouldn't push things

MISCH said...

I need to meet someone like that…

jack ducky said...

@Sandy, are you talking about aziz? he's from south carolina and I can guarantee virginity isn't sacred here.

fancyscreenname said...

**

Cary Gaul said...

I think that was a reference to his ethnic background, not where he grew up.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Liddy I refuse to believe this blasphemy. The Janitor and Perry were the best thing on tv for 7 years. They are angels amongst heathens ok? ANGELS.

meme deemed said...

Dumb Dumb

Falling for a hook-up fame whore

Wonder how old she is?

jack ducky said...

I doubt his ethnic background has much to do with how he currently lives his life. he's not religious at all and talks about sex all the time in his stand up.

Steampunk Jazz said...

jack!!!!!!!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

It's supposed to Aziz with his "secret" girlfriend who he met while she was dating someone else. And his tour is called "Modern Romance". And I don't believe it. Tom Haverford's first CD was "Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening".

Aziz Ansari's Secret Girlfriend Works In The Food Industry, Apparently

auntliddy said...

Whatevs. Must somehow serve everyone's purposes.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

...and I just noticed my comment said @Liddy not @Violet. Whoops!

Nipple said...

I pissed my pants reading that comment.

Nipple said...

Lolololololollll omgggg...i cant breathe! Oh, Cary!

Tricia S said...

@seven..nicely pointed out, and you are astute in your observations..,,while an sari may be provocative and "expressive" about his created love life, his marketing skills and ability to perform stand up are strong, and that is a talent indeed....,,
He will come out one day, my friend and his former colleague on the circuit , who is also gay, had a lot of issues performing material because he(my good friend) is an Orthodox Jew and it is...prohibited, to put it mildly..he and Aziz bonded over this......
My friend out a long time and stand up funnier and stronger than ever, so I hope Aziz sees the light

Tricia S said...

And FWIW..he clearly is the answer to the blind and I think enty was being extremely snarky and ironic in this blind...knowing Aziz' proclivities and the fraudulent nature of the relationship