Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Blind Item #7

This A+ list diva is going to lose her mind or throw glasses of her champagne everywhere when she finds out her celebrity husband got another woman pregnant. He is supposed to keep his cheating secret and this is going to be a tough one to keep secret.

31 comments:

Tricia S said...

Mariah

VIPblonde said...

The Devastation of Mimi

GspAD said...

Mariah

derek harvey said...

Mimi---get em girl!!!!

Frufra said...

Mimi for sure.

derek harvey said...

I hope she leaves him---takes him to the cleaners and he can live his life with a giant Mariah tattoo across his back all alone.

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Tricia S said...

It's raining Champagne up in here lol

rolotomassi said...

Nick,can you get any more stuuuupid??

rajahcat said...

sadly I agree

kick him to the curb Mimi

AJ said...

Poor Mimi.

Jennifer said...

Should have kept it in your pants, Nick Cannon! Between AGT, Wild N Out and RHOH, surely Nick has enough money to keep this quiet and away from Mariah. I don't want to see Glitter 2!

LottaColada said...

Lol! Good play on her album @VIP

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Beyoncé

(Sorry Jack)

derek harvey said...

and Mimi aint got time for dat! How is she gonna find a new boo? It will interrupt her bubble bath and champagne drinking---and what about Dem Babies?!

Answer that your turn post with the pic of Mariah and Courtney Love---what did they talk about:

Mariah "So dahling how do I ya know GET RID of this man-child?"

Courtney "Girl, let me tell ya it is EASY..."

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

"Glasses of champagne"

Curses! I always look for bath references for Mimi, I forget she drinks champagne in the bath. And in the linen closet. And in the garage. And in the pool house. Pretty much everywhere really.

"Take selfies of her throwing various objects" would be more like Bey.

NaughtyNurse said...

Obviously it's supposed to be Mariah, but my question is who Nick knocked up. Must be somebody famous if it's difficult to keep secret.

Freya said...

Are you saying Nick is letting his Cannon fire off in other women?

Freya said...

@NaughtyNurse Or someone might try to extort them. Run to the tabloids.

Karen said...

I wonder who the woman is if this one is going to be tough to keep secret.

Groggy said...

I am available to comfort and console poor Mariah. Reasonably priced.

Ay said...

Mimi get a divorce NOW. Don't ignore this because it will happen again.

skippy said...

Freya & Derek, thanks for the laugh.
Wrap it up Nick!

sugarbread maker said...

Yeah I think the side piece is some c list singer

delete account said...

Too easy!!! Mimi for the win!!!!
I used to like her but Lawd she needs to give up the hooch. Anyone else here stream her new album on iTunes Radio a few weeks ago? I did and omg it was just awful. It actually gave me a migraine.

Rob Horine said...

Has to be either Heidi or Mel B as the knocked uped.

crila16 said...

Oh Mimi.

bellaluna said...

I also want to know who the knock-up-ee is. Spill, Enty!

All Lace no Leather said...

I'm with Nurse. This is supposed to be Mariah & Nick, but if it's going to be hard to keep secret, the knocked up person must be someone well known.

__-__=__ said...

Those poor kids! Way to be a douchebag dad Nick!!

Aoife said...

Nick Cannon got someone pregnant? I'm sorry he doesn't do anything for my lady parts. He's just a big "meh" to me. No sex appeal whatsoever.