Saturday, August 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 25, 2014

This C list celebrity offspring who is trying to Instagram her way to A list might have a last name but no real talent. Anyway she does have a fan base and tried to parlay that into some free things. She told the company she would love some of their products and agreed to pose with them in exchange for the products which can be quite expensive. Well, her relative's publicist found out about it and stopped the transaction from taking place. Our celebrity offspring is a big fan of sex toys. That would have been a great to see it happen.

Ireland Baldwin

29 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Princess nobody FTW!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nothing like endorsing strap ins to stick it to daddy and Hilaaaaariaaaaa...and whoever is on the receiving end of course ;)

sugarbread maker said...

instagram her way to a list!!

Steven O said...

Little piggy busted. Too bad

All Lace no Leather said...

Between Ireland's antics and Hillaria's constant posing, Alec must be ready to burst in anger.

Mango said...

Hilaaaarious!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Yeah, that would have been a hoot, wouldn't it? ;-) Seriously, though, if they're the pricey ones, they're probably better quality--BION, there's a big problem w/lots of sex toys being unsafe, and I don't just mean the batteries shorting out, either. A lot of them are made of very poor quality materials that degenerate quickly (most of the vinyl and "crystal" or "jelly" materials), and tend to contain pthalates that can be absorbed through mucous membranes and cause burning, rashes, and all kinds of unpleasantness. Stick w/the better quality materials such as real silicone, surgical steel, good quality hard plastics, etc. made and sold by companies such as Good Vibrations, Blowfish, Toys in Babeland, etc. (Quick rule of thumb: if the business is run by women and aimed largely at women, and with a strong feminist sensibility, odds are the toys are safe.) Most of what you see in the bigger chains isn't what you want...oh, and stick w/water-based lubricants, as silicone ones may damage silicone toys, and after you've spent your money on a good toy, you don't want to wreck it with the wrong kind of lube.

Your safety hint of the day from CDAN's resident Yenta, who knows waaaaaay too much about this kind of thing... ;-)

ethorne said...

v5 @Mango!

Penelope said...

Ireland is homely and has an obnoxious, entitled personality.

Seven of Eleven said...

Babeland has KimK as the pic for their press kit. Girlfriend doesn't need to try that hard.

califblondy said...

Ireland bugs me. She's tall, blonde, and has famous parents. Big whoop.

Tina Mallette said...

Was that Alec's, Kim B's or Hilaria's publicist who spilled the beans?

fancyscreenname said...

how old is she? if shes 18+ then let her b herself. let her find her own way. would they rather her siphon from the coffers?

#GetYourHustleOnIreland

0_0 said...

@fancyscreenname; the problem is, where does she go from there?
It isn't worth starting and ending a career with something that only pays you in kind.

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Lady looks like a dude.

Angela said...

It isn't surprising, given her father is a huge dildo.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Angela

SingBlue said...

Lady H - when you said "Nothing like endorsing strap ins to stick it to daddy and ...." my immediate thought was...

"But we're not talking about Brooke Hogan".

Sherry said...

Thank you Yenta Robin! As luck would have it there is a Good Vibrations store a few doors down from the new office. The Opster is going to be pleased.

Shelly Shell said...

I'm starting to believe Alec's voice mail to her was right.

cowbulls said...

I'm torn because I loathe Alex but like Kim so I just wish Ireland would cool her jets.

sugarbread maker said...

Those are the Jenner girls

teresa crane said...

Uhhh Ireland is the worst

it took forever said...

she annoys me, dont even know why!

EastCoaster said...

Alec & Kim must be so proud of their little girl! I bet Alec is hoping that Carmen will turn out better. :) :)

Gayeld said...

With Hilaria as a mother how could she not?

Oh, wait.

Lady Heisenberg said...

SingBlue; That was hilarious...especially the idea that any Hogan could possible feel shame or embarrassment ;x

CanadianMiss said...

@Robin, I never cease to be amazed by what I can learn from you! :)

Sandy said...

Either Alec or Kim were able to stop her because they still support her and probably threatened to cut her off/cut her out of the wills. Money talks, etc.

Drugs can make kids feel impervious to everything, though, can't they?