Sunday, August 10, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 28, 2014

This former B list mostly television actress with a name confused with another actress and has had a rough year or two since being fired from the hit cable show was kicked out of a restaurant the other night after being caught orally servicing her male companion in a garden about ten feet from other diners. They apparently thought the potted plant would give them privacy.

Paz De La Huerta

26 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sillygurl aced one yesterday AND today!!!! You go, Gurl!!!!!

All Lace no Leather said...

I feel dirty reading blinds about her. She needs help.

Cleodacat said...

Haven't seen much of her lately, isn't she "supposed" to be pregnant? If so, let's hope she's drying out somewhere.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Straaaaaangers in the niiiiiiight
Exchanging fluuuuuids....

Count Jerkula said...

HAWT!!!

Meth addicts give better head than coke addicts, because they aint so yappy and aint jonesing for another line.

fancyscreenname said...

ugh

Cary Gaul said...

Which actress is she confused with? I'm drawing a blank?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Count: plus there's the additional bonus that their teeth are all already worn down from grinding!

Lots of hot air said...

Paz De La Whoreta

Seven of Eleven said...

@Cary Gual: Paz Vega. (Warning: extremely NSFW)

AKA Tea Leoni's arch nemesis (SFW)

Sherry said...

Thanks for the clarification on the different Paz's.

De le Huerta needs help. She always looks a greasy mess. Wasn't she fired for making a PA pick up her tampon she yanked before a scene?

texas rose said...

Now we know why she doesn't usually order appetizers at dinner- she brings her own.

KAT said...

Maybe Paz and David Arquette should date?

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
Brilliant!

texas rose said...

Unless it was dessert.

auntliddy said...

Wow, how the mighty have fallen.

NaughtyNurse said...

Driving on the Garden State Parkway today with the family and passed a not-so-classy, albeit very amorous, couple enjoying road head in the afternoon. The guy must have been hung like a horse, because we could see the woman's head CLEARLY bobbing up and down. Not exactly the image I wanted my small kids to see. Get a room, folks.

Harlow17 said...

how else was she going to get her dinner paid for

auntliddy said...

Maighty-happened to me too on Rt 95!! Sunday night , dark, just casually look over and there us a miss servicing a mr! I cldnt believe it! Showed the hubby who of course was mucho interested, lol. I was thinking, mb convo went like this: " honey, you promised a blow job tonight, remember?" " but honey, i have laundry, paperwork-hey! Can i do it now on way jome?" " shit yeah!" Lololol

NaughtyNurse said...

Yeah…my husband actually gave the guy today a thumbs up while my kids were saying, "What? What's going on? What's that?"

MinPinGirl said...

I keep seeing the scene in Parenthood where Mary Steenburgen is giving Steve Martin head while he's driving and he wrecks the car. That movie was a classic.

Diane Weist: I can't be a grandmother, I was at Woodstock! I peed in a field for Christ's sake!

Gary's Teacher: You were at Woodstock? I was at Woodstock too!

Diane Weist: yeah? I thought I recognized you!

MinPinGirl said...

The quotes have nothing to do with said blowjob or crash. Diane Weist's dialogue in that movie was priceless.

Aoife said...

Why doesn't her family do an intervention? Friends maybe?

Count Jerkula said...

Road head is great. I got some a couple times, and seen a few instances, back in my furniture moving days.

One of the drivers I worked with was all happy one morning when I got to work. He waited until a couple other guys got there to tell us what he saw: A woman in a convertible with a poodle's face up her skirt as she was driving.

Jennmcn said...

I read the answer on http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2014/MAY.html last night.The have a lot of good guesses and answers. But I did feel like I was cheating on Enty a little.

auntliddy said...

Aoufe- you ask a good question. I lost 42yr old nephew in dec from drugs. The answer: you try everything. Tough love, no love. Bailing them out, letting them fail. The addict is sly, charming and lies. Alot. Addict steals anything u have. You dangle trips, cars, visitation with their children, a clean apartment -if they will go to rehab. You spend hours online researching best place for your addict, you research local programs, you find out how to pay for it, whats a state program and what isnt. But the addict doesnt hear anything you say ;, its like he has a giant bubble helmet on, like the old fashioned deep sea divers, and nothing, NOTHING gets in, except , iwantmydrugiwantmydrugiwantmydrugiwantmydrug. Its sad and painful, but the old adage is true: unless ADDICT decides he has had enough and wants rehab, all you can do is watch the destruction unfold.