Saturday, August 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 24, 2014

This former A list tweener who is now an A list celebrity/singer and B- list actress with almost A+ list name recognition has a fairly squeaky clean reputation. That reputation is in danger though because there is a 30 second cell phone video of her snorting lines of coke like a champion while dressed in just a pair of panties.

Selena Gomez

26 comments:

Alaina Reeder said...

oh damn....First?

califblondy said...

I think that squeaky clean image has left the building.

Lady Heisenberg said...

The original comments with Count and Kimba are CDaN gold

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, to be a champion coke snorter! Is that a thing?

@Kristin nailed it out of the gate!

fancyscreenname said...

Eh...

sugarbread maker said...

Like a champion! !

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Swifty would at least but on a skirt and bra top; designer of coarse.

Sherry said...

I'm pretty sure she jumped the shark when she started dating Beiber.

Renoblondee said...

She's gonna crash and burn.

cowbulls said...

"fairly Squeaky clean"? I thought she was the BJ Queen from years ago. Very few if any girls make it thru the Disney sex productions without being a freak. Multiple partners in any hole and position isn't conducive to being squeaky clean.

Tina Mallette said...

She looks absolutely miserable lately going through the motion. Her people should be worried.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope they are either boy shorts or a thong w/ her tender lil balloon knot peeking out the sides of the string.

Miss Gomez, if you are ever in NJ and hard up for blow, you can reach me via the email address in my profile. I'll be there w/ an 8ball and lube before yer jonesing really kicks in.

Count Jerkula said...

@tina: she looks misreable because she is whoring now, so the last remnants of her soul have fully decayed. So hawt.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks LadyH. I'll have to check em out. I sometimes shock myself when I go back and reread some of the stellar I drop around the net.

Count Jerkula said...

Wow. I must have been really horny, cause I even prayed to Satan.

If I had known there was gonna be a Gomez blind today I would have held onto the pics I posted toward the end of yesterday's Your Turn.

Alabama said...

Count is a guilty pleasure.

AndrewBW said...

Link please!

Count Jerkula said...

Here are the pics. SFW short short ass cheeks.

The pics might as well be considered her BackPage ad. She's flaunting it for potential johns, even showing off a thigh bruise, like LiLo does, to show em she takes it rough.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're welcome as always count. HeisenTributes to @Count's Gomez spank bank
SELENA SPREAD
SQUAT
BENDING
SIDE MOON... and

UPSKIRT

Brought to you by... SELENA TOEMEZ'S HUNGRY VAG...

Featuring her

SAND BUTT and last but not least, count's favorite form:
WET BUTT

The Enquirer said...

I'm so sad for her. She's a beautiful girl and is going to piss it all away. I feel like we've all seen this same story a million times.

Count Jerkula said...

@LadyH: All of those have been previously deposited in the spank bank. Some were recognized, some were memorized.

These are my fave Selena pics. Nothing like an upskirt fuzzy pussy slip on a beach.Link to CelebJihad NSFW pics.

Count Jerkula said...

Crap, my manners are shit.

I do appreciate the effort you went to LadyH, and did enjoy revisiting some of those snaps.

Unknown said...

No wonder why Taylor Swift has been avoiding Gomez. Taylor doesn't want that image to rub off on her.

TimC said...

Just another Chonga in the 'hood looking for cream at the pharmacy to ease the abrasion burns in the sugar cave after a full 10 hours with the East Side Locos. where meth starts to fail - skill, training, and desire take over.
You go girl...so hot.

skippy said...

Sad, very sad. Why?

rajahcat said...

that's quite the library there Lady H.